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Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 3:25 am
by ninjadog
cryptical wrote:pushed out a single huge stool yesterday, took a good 20 seconds to completion
was amazed, would have taken a pic for you all but i don't have a usb connection
sorry everyone
I had one of those yesturday too. It felt like part of me went with it. But it must have been the perfect angle and poo pressure because it went straight down the toilet hole leaving no trace.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 4:47 am
by Terpit
sd5 wrote:end of a week's fast
drop some salts and ...
wooshka!
but why is it a bright ochre this time?
have I partly defaecated my abused liver?
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 7:57 pm
by sigbowls
I've been having big turds
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 4:45 pm
by kidshuffle
sd5 in the poop thread...now it is truly the thread of the year.
i drank a bunch of ale last night, and you can definitely tell this morning
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:14 pm
by Jake Daniel
going to have a poo in a minute, looking forward to it
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:40 pm
by Terpit
I just had an explosive orange life changing poo, it was weird tho, it didn't seem soluble at all
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 1:22 pm
by Liam92
First shite of the new year, absolute carnage as expected
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 1:23 pm
by syrup
i had one too, not very solid one.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 1:26 pm
by Terpit
that energydrink/beer obviously didnt get on with my guts. acid + girth
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 1:51 pm
by vishes
My tomach is making all sorts of noises atm so I reckon I've got a good one coming up.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:40 pm
by +torment+
fuck it.
its all good.
i might die by own sword here.
i just ate this weird lunch concoction of left over Xmas pork sausage stuffing and... chilli. leftovers.. "hmm..let me mix em together"
it was fine, a bit rich in spice blends mixing all that together. hella salty. i guess, washed it down with a coke.
so.. guess i'll suffer the consequences. wish me luck.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:41 pm
by +torment+
did I just post in this thread?
yes. i did.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:42 pm
by Devry_Kaneda
you guys should get snapchat so you can send each otehr pictures of your poops i send them to my friends all the time.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:43 pm
by Terpit
+torment+ wrote:fuck it.
its all good.
i might die by own sword here.
i just ate this weird lunch concoction of left over Xmas pork sausage stuffing and... chilli. leftovers.. "hmm..let me mix em together"
it was fine, a bit rich in spice blends mixing all that together. hella salty. i guess, washed it down with a coke.
so.. guess i'll suffer the consequences. wish me luck.
pics of the end result pls
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:49 pm
by kidshuffle
gotta love the new years grease
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 11:18 pm
by +torment+
y'all is off da hizzay
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:31 am
by cryptical
i havent'd pooed all year
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 7:03 pm
by sigbowls
I've pooed 5 times this year
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 7:22 pm
by didi
To standardise faecal records for future generations, I'd advise some sort of standardised descriptive rating system. This is a suggestion from another board.
Execution:
Ease of Release:
Size:
Consistency:
Wiping technique:
Efficiency of Initial Flush:
Efficiency of Secondary or Tertiary Flushes:
All out of 10, comments when appropriate.
exempli gratia
Execution: 5.0 - I Was a Bit Loose On This One, I should Have Had a Little More Control But It needed Out Quick...
Ease of Release: 9.5 - Had a Lot of Back Pressure, Pretty Gaseous Poo. Came Out Super Quick
Size: Undetermined - It Was Soupy, Hard to Tell How Much Was Actually Poo...
Consistency: 2.5 - While It Wasn't Completely Liquefied It Was Pretty Wet
Wiping technique: 10 - I always Got My Wipe Game On Lock, Initial Wipe Went Smooth And the Secondary Wipe Showed No Signs Of Mud Butt
Efficiency of Initial Flush 10: - Surprisingly This Thing Went Down Without Missing a Beat, No Leftover Particle Or Anything.
Efficiency of Secondary or Tertiary Flushes: N/A
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 8:33 pm
by EliteLennon117
One time i took a shit that was like a waterfall out of my anus in to my basement toilet. The best part was when I flushed it once it didn't go down and decided to overflow all over the floor and onto my carpet. So I'm picking up shit with my bare hands and throwing it into shower. Then I slip in the liquid hell and fall flat on my face into the shit. My GF at the time walks into the house after a day of shopping and finds me in the fetal position lying in shit. Probably the lowest part of my life.
