- [+] Spoiler
- Great Bryan promo to open w/ HUGE crowd reaction
- 6-man tag between Wyatt family and Cena, Sheamus & Big E. Great pops the whole way through, Gowan & Harper look like absolute beasts.
- Cesaro & Swagger split
- Great Heyman promo about 'the streak'
- Paige debuting and winning Divas
- Alexsander Rusev singles debut, squash match but he's looking amazing
- Main event is a D-Bry beat down by Batista & Orton ahead of a defence against HHH, Shield interfere and batter the authority
- New Shield face gear looking remarkably like the skull mask I wore to Glasto last year

The Secret Ninja Wrestling Thread
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I might watch tonight, so I'm not looking in that spoiler tag. Not entirely convinced I can get away with two nights in a row of pro wrestling on the big telly though. 
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Post WM-Raw is always a good vibe, and this one had a proper changing-of-the-guard feel. Cena, for example, was featured in the opening match (which he lost) then not seen again for the rest of the broadcast. Focus was on Bryan, Cesaro, Shield, Wyatt Family, Paige, Rusev...felt like a really special show in the context of thingsmagma wrote:I might watch tonight, so I'm not looking in that spoiler tag. Not entirely convinced I can get away with two nights in a row of pro wrestling on the big telly though.
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Nice one.
Actually...
Also, Bray Wyatt is my favourite new thing in WWE for years and looks JUST like a friend of mine. A Wyatt Family Vs Shield feud when it eventually happens could be great.
Actually...
Also, Bray Wyatt is my favourite new thing in WWE for years and looks JUST like a friend of mine. A Wyatt Family Vs Shield feud when it eventually happens could be great.
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nowaysj wrote:I wholeheartedly believe that Michael Brown's mother and father killed him.
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Wrestlemania attendance was a sold-out crowd of 75,167, with guests from all 50 [US] states and 37 countries. jeez thats pretty damn cool.

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Probably top 3 Wrestlemanias of all time, TBH. Amazing show from start to finishRiddles wrote:Wrestlemania attendance was a sold-out crowd of 75,167, with guests from all 50 [US] states and 37 countries. jeez thats pretty damn cool.
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It really was... and it's just been made even more so with Warrior passing after getting inducted.
I was just thinking through Warrior-related Wrestlemania moments and...
Nobody that was involved in this match... Warrior, Savage, Elizabeth and Sherri.... is alive any more. That's my fucking childhood right there.
I was just thinking through Warrior-related Wrestlemania moments and...
Nobody that was involved in this match... Warrior, Savage, Elizabeth and Sherri.... is alive any more. That's my fucking childhood right there.
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London is such a dude
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Gonna check that out later... Googling the YouTube code led me to London's AMA on Reddit, which turned up this :wub wrote:
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[–]NakedAntnudist colony 14 points 1 month ago
Hey Paul, you were one of my favourites when I started watching Velocity in 2004 and still are, both in and outside the ring. Thanks for doing this.
For the question, can you tell us about the anal justice JBL liked to have with the rookies?
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[–]PLHOP40 points 1 month ago
Not sure about rookies, but I did hear about him breaking a broom stick off and introducing it to Brian Christopher's exit because BC was in the locker room bragging about raping a young girl...RUMOR HAS IT
http://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/c ... _prophecy/
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nowaysj wrote:I wholeheartedly believe that Michael Brown's mother and father killed him.
Re: The Secret Ninja Wrestling Thread
magma wrote:Googling the YouTube code led me to London's AMA on Reddit, which turned up this :
[–]NakedAntnudist colony 14 points 1 month ago
Hey Paul, you were one of my favourites when I started watching Velocity in 2004 and still are, both in and outside the ring. Thanks for doing this.
For the question, can you tell us about the anal justice JBL liked to have with the rookies?
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[–]PLHOP40 points 1 month ago
Not sure about rookies, but I did hear about him breaking a broom stick off and introducing it to Brian Christopher's exit because BC was in the locker room bragging about raping a young girl...RUMOR HAS IT![]()
http://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/c ... _prophecy/
Jokes. Had a Google on that as well, and if you type in Bradshaw Bryan Christopher it's first suggestion is "bradshaw brian christopher shower". Some highlights;
Bradshaw stripped Brian Lawler and hogtied him in the shower then got naked himself and threatened to rape him. Lawler was crying and screaming but Bradshaw let him go because it was "just a rib".
One of them involved a wrestler being tied up, thrown in the shower, and threatened with rape.
The Torch newsletter went further into it, saying the incident did happen but that there was more to the story. The wrestler who was tied up had basically been going around bragging about his exploits as a date rapist, telling stories about how he'd been slipping GHB into women's drinks and having sex with them while they were out.
The shower "hazing" was the locker room's way of letting the wrestler know that sort of thing isn't tolerated. And as mentioned, the wrestler in question was later identified by Dave Meltzer as being Brian Christopher.
I remember Tom Brandi's shoot interview, he said Bradshaw put a toothbrush up Brian Christopher's ass in the shower after hog-tying him.
Also, this;Raven and The Honky Tonk Man said that the Brian Christopher one is true
Which confirms further what Bob Holly said in his book about Blackman being the most legit badass ever, and a shoe in to win Brawl For All until he got injured.Bradshaw pushed Blackman onto one of those baggage conveyor belts at an airport so Blackman knocked him out with one kick to the face, picked up his bag, and walked away.
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hey wub didn't know that they play wwe at neox! watching the return of ric flair right now 
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bryans surgery apparently went well, shouldbe interesting to see how long hes out for though.
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Sweet.
Hopefully he'll be back by Summerslam. Be a shame if he gets stripped of the title, main event roster is getting exposed as a bit weak. Cena has the Wyatt feud, Evolution and Shield is still going...if Bryan is out then who gets the strap in the meantime?
Also, marking out now they've signed Prince Devitt
Hopefully he'll be back by Summerslam. Be a shame if he gets stripped of the title, main event roster is getting exposed as a bit weak. Cena has the Wyatt feud, Evolution and Shield is still going...if Bryan is out then who gets the strap in the meantime?
Also, marking out now they've signed Prince Devitt
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there is talk backstage of stripping it and giving it back to orton... which would just kill the company.
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Giving it to a member of the Authority is perfect, IMO. Give Bryan the underdog platform to fight back against when he returns.Nevalo wrote:there is talk backstage of stripping it and giving it back to orton... which would just kill the company.
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true. would be better to give it to kane though. he DESERVES another run.wub wrote:Giving it to a member of the Authority is perfect, IMO. Give Bryan the underdog platform to fight back against when he returns.Nevalo wrote:there is talk backstage of stripping it and giving it back to orton... which would just kill the company.
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If they put it on Kane, who is a decent challenger for him that makes sense whilst Bryan is gone? Bryan is the only one with any real history with Kane, and if they try to force a rivalry we'd get a repeat on that retarded angle he did with Jericho in 2001 which started when Jericho spilt coffee over him.Nevalo wrote:true. would be better to give it to kane though. he DESERVES another run.wub wrote:Giving it to a member of the Authority is perfect, IMO. Give Bryan the underdog platform to fight back against when he returns.Nevalo wrote:there is talk backstage of stripping it and giving it back to orton... which would just kill the company.
Giving the belt to the Authority and you've got options. Ziggler has been built up well the last few weeks, defeating Henry, holding his own against Batista. He'd make sense. Same with Rollins, Ambrose at a push (though Rollins could do with a lower card title run first to prevent a Ryback repeat).
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ziggler has been wasted, hes just ajobber now, like that flamenco guy.
but yes back to kane, good rivalry and hes been in the company 16 years with 1 whc title reigh (which lasted ONE FUCKING NIGHT)
but yes back to kane, good rivalry and hes been in the company 16 years with 1 whc title reigh (which lasted ONE FUCKING NIGHT)
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We were talking about Steve Blackman yesterday, and how much we thought he was legitimately fucking hard.wub wrote:Which confirms further what Bob Holly said in his book about Blackman being the most legit badass ever, and a shoe in to win Brawl For All until he got injured.Bradshaw pushed Blackman onto one of those baggage conveyor belts at an airport so Blackman knocked him out with one kick to the face, picked up his bag, and walked away.
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Not denying that, but who does Kane feud with whilst Bryan is gone? There are no obvious choices.
He's a tae kwon do black belt and also has some grading in that eskrima stuff (the Filipino one where you smack people with sticks)garethom wrote:We were talking about Steve Blackman yesterday, and how much we thought he was legitimately fucking hard.wub wrote:Which confirms further what Bob Holly said in his book about Blackman being the most legit badass ever, and a shoe in to win Brawl For All until he got injured.Bradshaw pushed Blackman onto one of those baggage conveyor belts at an airport so Blackman knocked him out with one kick to the face, picked up his bag, and walked away.
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