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Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:41 am
by Marcus
Thanks mate, was hoping for it to be in London.

Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:43 am
by Johnlenham
Theres stuff in african hair shampoo that isnt used in regular stuff. I have no idea why mind you
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:44 am
by Dub_freak
Marcus wrote:
Thanks mate, was hoping for it to be in London.

If its shackleton you want to see, hes playing at corsica on the 8th.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:47 am
by magma
Johnlenham wrote:magma wrote:Oh, and my lady's first stock for her new business arrived. Living room on a Trotters Independent Traders hype.
If anyone needs any fancy shampoo for African hair...
Whats this? I was expecting wine related!
If there's one thing she'd choose over necking grape juice, it's washing her hair.
Nihilism wrote:magma wrote:Oh, and my lady's first stock for her new business arrived. Living room on a Trotters Independent Traders hype.
If anyone needs any fancy shampoo for African hair...
What's the difference between shampoo for African hair and shampoo for European hair?
Well, of course you could use it on any hair, but they're full of extra nutrients/treatments for hair that's been chemically relaxed/straightened which isn't something white or asian people often feel the need to do.
Electric_Head wrote:
I guess that shampoo would be for me and my other fellow Africans?
You're welcome to give it a go, but I think it might be more useful for hair that hadn't spent a few thousand years evolving in European climes before emigrating back to Africa.

Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:48 am
by Nihilism
And what about Charlize Theron? Does she need to use shampoo for African hair?
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:50 am
by Electric_Head
Stop being a racist ffs magma.
Nihilism - Charlize needs to use african shampoo as much as I do.
tbf I used to use african shampoo when I had dreads.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:51 am
by garethom
Nihilism wrote:And what about Charlize Theron? Does she need to use shampoo for African hair?
magma wrote:
You're welcome to give it a go, but I think it might be more useful for hair that hadn't spent a few thousand years evolving in European climes before emigrating back to Africa.

If you're gonna try and be funny, at least try and be funny fast.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:52 am
by magma
Spontaneous humour still SNH's strong point, I see. These long winter nights are just going to fly by.
Nihilism recycling jokes after 5 minutes. Wit of a fucking goldfish.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:53 am
by murky21
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:55 am
by m8son666
lol for someone who is so anti-racism that's quite a racist business venture to be supporting. Next you'll be advocating africans wear different clothes or perhaps enter buildings through different doors loool
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:55 am
by Electric_Head
The jokes over now.
You guys are just repeating my original sentiments.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:57 am
by Nihilism
magma wrote:Spontaneous humour still SNH's strong point, I see. These long winter nights are just going to fly by.
Nihilism recycling jokes after 5 minutes. Wit of a fucking goldfish.
U better start selling shampoo for goldfishes then.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:59 am
by m8son666
Electric_Head wrote:The jokes over now.
You guys are just repeating my original sentiments.
sorry joke police
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 12:00 pm
by magma
m8son wrote:lol for someone who is so anti-racism that's quite a racist business venture to be supporting.
I'm not even going to start on why this is the funniest thing I've read all morning, but I'll pass it on to my lady.
Do you lot complain in Boots that John Frieda's Sheer Blonde shampoo discriminates against you as a Brunette too?
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 12:00 pm
by m8son666
ok
because you are actually a massive racist?
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 12:01 pm
by rockonin
Loud Noises!
I learnt how to play the Arctic Monkeys version of 'Love Machine' by Girls Aloud on the guitar in 2 minutes flat.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 12:05 pm
by magma
Electric_Head wrote:The jokes over now.
You guys are just repeating my original sentiments.
You showed them a millimetre square opening of wit and they're determined to spend the rest of the morning stretching it into a 6-foot wide arsehole of primary school level pedantic hilarity. Someone's going to ask me what ABC stands for in a minute.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 12:06 pm
by Nihilism
No, you did that with saying shampoo for African hair. You could just say black or Afro, but no, you had to use the word 'African'.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 12:07 pm
by m8son666
magma wrote:Do you lot complain in Boots that John Frieda's Sheer Blonde shampoo discriminates against you as a Brunette too?
lol you know that's a bullshit comparison.
I am sure if you heard me describe someone as 'that black guy' you would think differently about it than if i described someone as 'that blond guy'. I'm sure i have seen you take offense in another thread when someone described someone by their skin colour/nationality?
Anyway i realise this is a stupid discussion so i will stop.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 12:08 pm
by m8son666
magma wrote:
You showed them a millimetre square opening of wit and they're determined to spend the rest of the morning stretching it into a 6-foot wide arsehole of primary school level pedantic hilarity. Someone's going to ask me what ABC stands for in a minute.
it's good one of us finds racism funny loool