Took a shit. Came out cleanly. Ghost wipe (no shit on the paper post-wipe). Review follows.
Execution: 9.0 - Smooth delivery
Ease of Release: 9.5 - As above
Size: 6.0 - Fairly average.
Consistency: 8.0 - Felt firm enough, hence the ease of discharge
Wiping technique: n/a due to ease of release
Efficiency of Initial Flush: 4.0 - Didn't go down in one, due to pre-loading the loo w/ bog roll for reduction in splash size and volume.
Efficiency of Secondary or Tertiary Flushes: 8.0 - Went down the second one.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 9:33 pm
by cryptical
EliteLennon117 wrote:One time i took a shit that was like a waterfall out of my anus in to my basement toilet. The best part was when I flushed it once it didn't go down and decided to overflow all over the floor and onto my carpet. So I'm picking up shit with my bare hands and throwing it into shower. Then I slip in the liquid hell and fall flat on my face into the shit. My GF at the time walks into the house after a day of shopping and finds me in the fetal position lying in shit. Probably the lowest part of my life.
OH MY GOD LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 9:41 pm
by lloydy
EliteLennon117 wrote:One time i took a shit that was like a waterfall out of my anus in to my basement toilet. The best part was when I flushed it once it didn't go down and decided to overflow all over the floor and onto my carpet. So I'm picking up shit with my bare hands and throwing it into shower. Then I slip in the liquid hell and fall flat on my face into the shit. My GF at the time walks into the house after a day of shopping and finds me in the fetal position lying in shit. Probably the lowest part of my life.
Pictures or it didn't happen.........i need something for the wankbank!!!
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 1:20 am
by Terpit
EliteLennon117 wrote:One time i took a shit that was like a waterfall out of my anus in to my basement toilet. The best part was when I flushed it once it didn't go down and decided to overflow all over the floor and onto my carpet. So I'm picking up shit with my bare hands and throwing it into shower. Then I slip in the liquid hell and fall flat on my face into the shit. My GF at the time walks into the house after a day of shopping and finds me in the fetal position lying in shit. Probably the lowest part of my life.
^ first thing that came to mind when i read the above post
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:29 am
by kidshuffle
bumpin 4 chilli shits and this
EliteLennon117 wrote:One time i took a shit that was like a waterfall out of my anus in to my basement toilet. The best part was when I flushed it once it didn't go down and decided to overflow all over the floor and onto my carpet. So I'm picking up shit with my bare hands and throwing it into shower. Then I slip in the liquid hell and fall flat on my face into the shit. My GF at the time walks into the house after a day of shopping and finds me in the fetal position lying in shit. Probably the lowest part of my life.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:44 am
by sigbowls
frozen shit
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:06 pm
by Terpit
I had a spicy pizza today and my bum just exploded
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:16 pm
by dickman69
kidshuffle wrote:bumpin 4 chilli shits and this
EliteLennon117 wrote:One time i took a shit that was like a waterfall out of my anus in to my basement toilet. The best part was when I flushed it once it didn't go down and decided to overflow all over the floor and onto my carpet. So I'm picking up shit with my bare hands and throwing it into shower. Then I slip in the liquid hell and fall flat on my face into the shit. My GF at the time walks into the house after a day of shopping and finds me in the fetal position lying in shit. Probably the lowest part of my life.
oh fuck this + remembering & rereading the body building forum one... my sides are gone
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:38 pm
by rockonin
kidshuffle wrote:Shit, shower and shave bro
Ha ha i that's what i say or the trifecta lol Defo have a shit then a shower!
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:52 am
by Muncey
Woke up having a full blown migraine and needing a shit.. Vision went and was extremely close passing out mid-shit.
Not my favourite shit to say the least.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:58 am
by sigbowls
i had a big fart when i woke up
theres no fart thread tho
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 11:09 pm
by kidshuffle
just had a "yeah, you drank a bunch of keystone ice last night" kinda shit
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 11:20 pm
by dickman69
Lololol its all about keystone preem tho
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 11:27 pm
by kidshuffle
all keystones are the same price here, so you might as well buy the ice and get the 5.5% in stead of 4%
