Have to choose between a blowy, a tit wank, or anal instead of the mumbo jumbo.........
anal b2b blowy
Went with the tit wank/anal combo in the end.
You cant fuck with the classics.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:56 am
by magma
Still feel like shit. Back in the office.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:58 am
by murky21
magma wrote:Still feel like shit. Back in the office.
wha blow guv? GF has got tonsillitis but she absolutely had to go in today, wasn't a happy bunny!
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:11 am
by LA_Boxers
Work is soooooo deadout that I can find anything on the internet to keep me amused that isnt blocked.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:15 am
by Forum
Hate when people bring their deposit and 1st months rent in cash.
Takes fucking ages when you have to count £4000 notes twice
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:42 am
by magma
murky21 wrote:
magma wrote:Still feel like shit. Back in the office.
wha blow guv? GF has got tonsillitis but she absolutely had to go in today, wasn't a happy bunny!
Been completely fucked since the weekend. Felt a little bit ropey out on Friday night, had a lowkey weekend and then Sunday night got a fever, cold sweats... even had some pretty trippy visuals around 4am on Monday morning. Two days off work sweating and shivering in bed.... LOVELY! Tbh, I'm not sure I should be here now, but I had to be in today... everyone's going to love me if I'm still infectious!
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 1:12 pm
by 5415
Put on Dance till the police come last night...the police came. Party over
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 1:20 pm
by autobot
So tired but still got 2.5 hours of work to go! Boo!
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 2:32 pm
by Johnlenham
Cant decide between Rustie at The Nest, Pinch/kode9 etc at Fabric or Boddika at Crosica next week.
One friend does not care too much, the other really likes Rustie (as do I) but im not 100% about the rest of the line up at the nest...and I mean its Boddika for god sake!
First world problems indeed.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:44 pm
by magma
Open notice to the Facilities department in my office: lt is FAR too cold to be doing fucking fire drills you sadistic bastards.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:19 pm
by ThomasEll
Exams have finished, and now I have a week with nothing to do and I'm bored already
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 2:07 pm
by brettheaslewood
cant decide whether to play MGS3 or MGS2 when i get home
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 2:20 pm
by magma
My Rowntrees Randoms didn't have any flumpy bits in.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 2:24 pm
by frank grimes jr.
Had to work during the Liverpool match yesterday.
Missed seeing a cat on the pitch.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 2:24 pm
by clifford_-
Johnlenham wrote:Cant decide between Rustie at The Nest, Pinch/kode9 etc at Fabric or Boddika at Crosica next week.
One friend does not care too much, the other really likes Rustie (as do I) but im not 100% about the rest of the line up at the nest...and I mean its Boddika for god sake!
First world problems indeed.
im in this boat, yet theres some bird goin to the audio doughnuts thing the next night, would much rather go to trix, but i cant let her go on her own....
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:52 pm
by magma
I don't get why people put progress bars on things that don't actually track the progress of what you're doing. Trying to wipe a blackberry and it's got up to Wiping: 100% twice only to go all the way back and start counting from 0% again.
Cocks.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:19 pm
by icanicant
Spending evenings doing 2 v 2 Fifa, smoking bud and watching half hour comedies are far too much fun. makes me not want to do anything else
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:24 pm
by Neptune
frank grimes jr. wrote:Had to work during the Liverpool match yesterday.
Missed seeing a cat on the pitch.
there ya go bubs
i have to go home friday instead of thursday
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:42 pm
by frank grimes jr.
Missed seeing cat on pitch via TV, had to watch it on the interwebs instead.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:56 pm
by kidshuffle
Neptune wrote:
frank grimes jr. wrote:Had to work during the Liverpool match yesterday.
Missed seeing a cat on the pitch.
there ya go bubs
i have to go home friday instead of thursday
Thats incredible; the cheer at the end too!
Lady was supposed to come home from a 5 week trip today...got caught up with all this shit weather in London and is now delayed 24 hrs. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu