The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Electric_Head]

You're not joking dude.
I feel like punching him in the nose and then the ear, just for effect.

Little shit.

[Johoosh]

Tune battle imo

[magma]

Agree a week with him where, if he thinks you don't show enough love now you genuinely show no love, buy him nothing, cook him nothing, drive him nowhere and give him no help whatsoever.

After giving up his buttginity for a bowl of ramen and a bus pass, he'll appreciate you much more.

[wub]

And if it does come down to you having to administer a beating, use a bag of wet sand.

It'll let him know who's boss without leaving any bruising.

[RKM]

nah a phonebook if you can still find one

[m8son666]

Are you really advocating beating a child?

[RKM]

it's 2 late for u

[wub]

ha yh step a is a must

Gonna have a stalk on facebook first, i know her first name and uni at least lol

How's this working out, BTW?

[Electric_Head]

Are you really advocating beating a child?

No, just a minor drowning.

TBF if I was your parents I would have advocated beating.

[m8son666]

Still being a beta.

Haven't found her yet lol still looking

Edit:@wub

[wub]

Still being a beta.

Haven't found her yet lol still looking

Edit:@wub

No excuse, get on it.

[magma]

Still being a beta.

Haven't found her yet lol still looking

Edit:@wub

No excuse, get on it.

Surely if you were working the same bar you can just, like, ask whoever gave you the job?

Did you make a move on the night? If so and you still didn't go for the digits, you're a fucking iiiiiiiiiidyot.

[Johoosh]

5er says shes not real

[topmo3]

Saw the ad for that new TMNT film today, they have teeth
definitely not watching it now

loooooolll What the actual fuck

[RKM]

naaah

like what would be the point of making up that story..............

[m8son666]

yh lol sorry guys i made her up so you would all think i'm a pick up artist

[m8son666]

Surely if you were working the same bar you can just, like, ask whoever gave you the job?

Did you make a move on the night? If so and you still didn't go for the digits, you're a fucking iiiiiiiiiidyot.

it was through some huge agency but worth a try. Yeah, i am definitely an idiot pretty sure she told me her last name, dunno why i didnt get her number.

Anyway i will find her eventually just being melodramatic lol

[m8son666]

im just gonna listen to spooky black and cri for a bit

[RKM]

#sadboys

#arizonaicedtea

[m8son666]

#pixelatedtears