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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 7:08 am
by nobody
Johoosh wrote:What is the correct procedure to take when after breaking up with your long term GF her dad rings you up and promises to strangle you if he ever sees you again?
Call police, lol, get restraining order, say you are scared for your life
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 7:12 am
by wub
Johoosh wrote:What is the correct procedure to take when after breaking up with your long term GF her dad rings you up and promises to strangle you if he ever sees you again?
Go full no contact. Call your mobile provider and get her (and his) numbers blocked from calling your mobile if it persists.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 7:23 am
by Johoosh
Shout Wub
Tbf i just went pub and bought myself a ticket to that Commodo rave in Brixton
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 7:26 am
by nowaysj
Johoosh wrote:What is the correct procedure to take when after breaking up with your long term GF her dad rings you up and promises to strangle you if he ever sees you again?
I will remember you.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 7:49 am
by DiegoSapiens
sorry to hear that josh
on a joke note you should invite him to some prostitutes, nowaysj can confirm you that dads love prostitutes
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 8:44 am
by ultraspatial
nobody wrote:Johoosh wrote:What is the correct procedure to take when after breaking up with your long term GF her dad rings you up and promises to strangle you if he ever sees you again?
Call police, lol, get restraining order, say you are scared for your life
tbh this
or get a hidden camera. go to his house to try to talk to him, be as polite as you can. if he tries to beat you, you'll have evidence. drag his ass to court
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:14 am
by RKM
Johoosh wrote:What is the correct procedure to take when after breaking up with your long term GF her dad rings you up and promises to strangle you if he ever sees you again?
u know where he lives duppy him
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:25 am
by Johnlenham
Johoosh wrote:What is the correct procedure to take when after breaking up with your long term GF her dad rings you up and promises to strangle you if he ever sees you again?
yikes. What happened?
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:27 am
by kidshuffle
Slit his throat imo
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:58 am
by Johoosh
RKM wrote:Johoosh wrote:What is the correct procedure to take when after breaking up with your long term GF her dad rings you up and promises to strangle you if he ever sees you again?
u know where he lives duppy him
God forgive me if i buss my 9
Tbh tho living in New Cross i reckon I could get a leng from 75% of the 'off-licences' here
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 11:05 am
by Lye_Form
Johoosh wrote:What is the correct procedure to take when after breaking up with your long term GF her dad rings you up and promises to strangle you if he ever sees you again?
Add him on facebook.
/send cock pics
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 11:45 am
by AxeD
someone on the internet wrote:The xx are more influential than the Velvet Underground..
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:23 pm
by DiegoSapiens
not like velvet underground were very influential, they had a pretty unique style, some people copied it but not like they opened the new path of rock. the xx is clearly more influential
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:33 pm
by hubb
Lye_Form wrote:is hubb a doctor?
no, but kind of a hypochondriac with too many doctors in my family.
A lot of Arabs prefer to drink hot drinks in the heat. Because it takes less energy from the system not having to cool it down eventhough it seems nuts.
Also when you follow the coastline down the mediterranian you will notice how the cuisine will have more and more salt and transferable fats, which is 'probably' because it helps retain water in that climate.
++++ my grandmother almost croaked due to a lack of salt in the middle of the jungle in Borneo, so we had to make her eat some crisps in 40 degree heat.
Because we knew she had had enough water, so it 'had to be' the salt balance.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:37 pm
by hubb
johoosh
you tell him that other members of his family find asphixiation to be highly erotic and not some violent ting you can go around threatening with
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 1:51 pm
by OGLemon
Johoosh wrote:What is the correct procedure to take when after breaking up with your long term GF her dad rings you up and promises to strangle you if he ever sees you again?
kill him before he kills you
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:25 pm
by RKM
hubb wrote:[
++++ my grandmother almost croaked due to a lack of salt in the middle of the jungle in Borneo, so we had to make her eat some crisps in 40 degree heat.
Because we knew she had had enough water, so it 'had to be' the salt balance.
this is such a hubb family story
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:28 pm
by CreamLord
Johoosh wrote:Shout Wub
Tbf i just went pub and bought myself a ticket to that Commodo rave in Brixton
Take him to see Commodo imo
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 5:03 pm
by hubb
RKM wrote:hubb wrote:[
++++ my grandmother almost croaked due to a lack of salt in the middle of the jungle in Borneo, so we had to make her eat some crisps in 40 degree heat.
Because we knew she had had enough water, so it 'had to be' the salt balance.
this is such a hubb family story
I can see how that sounds weird lol or made up - my family is pretty strange tbf
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 5:44 pm
by nowaysj
hubb wrote:my family is pretty strange tbf
