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Re: Office Steppers

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:11 am
by JFK
It is so cold today. My balls have become like two frozen lumps of spam, my dick is now a popsicle.

Anyone else have any amusing stories relating to frozen body parts?

Re: Office Steppers

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:16 am
by wub
Nope.

I looked out the window this morning, and decided it was best to work from home again. Good thing too, spoke to one of the girls in my team who lives in Slough, and she said the roads were so bad it took her 1hr to drive 2miles. Fuck that.

Re: Office Steppers

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:22 am
by JFK
wub wrote:Nope.

I looked out the window this morning, and decided it was best to work from home again. Good thing too, spoke to one of the girls in my team who lives in Slough, and she said the roads were so bad it took her 1hr to drive 2miles. Fuck that.
I cant wait to get home today...... Fucking weather. Seriously. I swear to god all my years of 'erb smoking has fucked up my circulation something chronic..... I cant even get warm sat here in two jumpers and a fleece.

I feel like and old man.

Re: Office Steppers

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:35 am
by wub
Reckon I can get the missus into coming over and making me dinner tonight as well, meaning I don't have to leave the flat at all. Win.


On the downside, got an email from the office saying that a package has arrived for me, so am missing out on the chance to wrap some Xmas presents.

Re: Office Steppers

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:50 am
by jaimelee
Brilliant.. The snow is making it impossible to get to work and my colleague rang me to say he just went to sleep an hour ago.
:u:
Better crack some heads!

Re: Office Steppers

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:53 am
by wub
jaimelee wrote:my colleague rang me to say he just went to sleep an hour ago.

-w-

Re: Office Steppers

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:13 am
by JFK
Anyone ever used Variaudio to convert audio to midi in Cubase?

Re: Office Steppers

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:13 am
by JFK
JFK wrote:Anyone ever used Variaudio to convert audio to midi in Cubase?
edit - FFS wrong thread.........

Re: Office Steppers

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:45 am
by jaimelee
JFK wrote:
JFK wrote:Anyone ever used Variaudio to convert audio to midi in Cubase?
edit - FFS wrong thread.........
Too early in the morning man.. head is wrecked. :?

Re: Office Steppers

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:45 am
by wub
It's nearly lunchtime, suck it up!

Re: Office Steppers

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 7:44 pm
by alphacat
Working at home today. It's rainy and cold outside... but I'm in my jammies lounging around. Life is prettyy sweet.

Re: Office Steppers

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 9:21 am
by wub
Another day working from home. The GF is relaxing in bed in the next room, I've got some awesome coffee and a relatively chilled inbox.


Also started work on some random tabla driven beat last night that doesn't sound too bad in the cold light of day.

Re: Office Steppers

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 9:32 am
by JFK
wub wrote:Another day working from home. The GF is relaxing in bed in the next room, I've got some awesome coffee and a relatively chilled inbox.


Also started work on some random tabla driven beat last night that doesn't sound too bad in the cold light of day.
Hey, Guess what???????????

Im in the FUCKING office again. Sat here like a spare prick at a wedding unable to do anything because of the snow.

FML.

Re: Office Steppers

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 9:39 am
by jaimelee
Little update, I kicked my accomplice squarely in the balls for his lack of input yesterday so now I'm not leaving the house today.

Screw it, might aswell make some tunes.

Re: Office Steppers

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 9:43 am
by wub
JFK wrote: Hey, Guess what???????????

Im in the FUCKING office again. Sat here like a spare prick at a wedding unable to do anything because of the snow.

FML.

That is a bit harsh man. I let my team go home early yesterday to get them out the office. Can you not nip off early if you've got sweet FA to do?

Re: Office Steppers

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 9:48 am
by JFK
wub wrote:
JFK wrote: Hey, Guess what???????????

Im in the FUCKING office again. Sat here like a spare prick at a wedding unable to do anything because of the snow.

FML.

That is a bit harsh man. I let my team go home early yesterday to get them out the office. Can you not nip off early if you've got sweet FA to do?
No. I have to stay here in case there is an emergency.......

Its not too bad, Im just jealous of you being at home with the missus, with decent coffee and your DAW.

Re: Office Steppers

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:10 am
by wub
Ah, I am without DAW at the moment - computer is in the bedroom and she's still asleep. But am able to blog surf to distract myself from the property shows on BBC.

Re: Office Steppers

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 3:34 pm
by krispy
Very proud to announce I got a new job starting in January as a welding inspector and I will be an office stepper no more!

Re: Office Steppers

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 4:55 pm
by -[2]DAY_-
i just saw this movie "Green Street Hooligans".... is football really like that over there? :o

Re: Office Steppers

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 4:59 pm
by wub
-[2]DAY_- wrote:i just saw this movie "Green Street Hooligans".... is football really like that over there? :o

-w- -w- -w- -w- -w-


No. That film is a terrible example of that sort of thing. Elijah Wood is about as intimidating as a wet fart. Try and get hold of a copy of The Firm w/ Gary Oldman (NOT the Tom Cruise film), or even better I.D.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Firm_% ... on_film%29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ID_%28film%29


Those are proper badboy films about the subject.