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Re: SNH cricket thread

Post by Molzie » Tue Dec 03, 2013 4:34 am

McCullum and Taylor both hitting hundreds in the same innings... wtf

tbf the Windies bowling attack has been pretty average

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Re: SNH cricket thread

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Tue Dec 03, 2013 5:10 am

wait til the last day, then all of a sudden some reckless aggresion will appear out of anger.
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Re: SNH cricket thread

Post by Shum » Tue Dec 03, 2013 7:27 am

'twas a good day.

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Re: SNH cricket thread

Post by Molzie » Wed Dec 04, 2013 10:51 pm

okay, who taught the handy claps how to play cricket? We should have been doing this to Bangladesh.

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Re: SNH cricket thread

Post by Shum » Thu Dec 05, 2013 5:57 am

I wondered why Chris Cairns wasn't calling the game today... naughty naughty :lol:

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Re: SNH cricket thread

Post by nousd » Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:21 am

Clarke batting in a jumper in December in Adelaide.
And peebs still deny climate change!?
Pretty even thanks to some dropped catches.
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Post by PinUp » Thu Dec 05, 2013 1:29 pm

sd5 wrote:Clarke batting in a jumper in December in Adelaide.
And peebs still deny climate change!?
Pretty even thanks to some dropped catches.

I think we're going to regret those missed chances. Definitely an opportunity for england to get a grasp back on the urn in this test though, looks like the kind of track trott would have loved really :(
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Re: SNH cricket thread

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Thu Dec 05, 2013 1:32 pm

Molzie wrote:okay, who taught the handy claps how to play cricket? We should have been doing this to Bangladesh.
apparently we'v been match fixing for awhile

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Re: SNH cricket thread

Post by nousd » Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:56 pm

I always thought of Chris Cairns as a straight-up bloke
and he probably is
but then you never know...
who'd have thunk that good Christian, Hansie Cronje, was on the take?

or Salman Butt?


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Re: SNH cricket thread

Post by Shum » Fri Dec 06, 2013 5:21 am

Props to Dwayne Bravo on his 200.

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Re: SNH cricket thread

Post by nousd » Fri Dec 06, 2013 5:25 am

^big surprise
surely WI can't pull it off tomorrow!?
&
talking of Dwaynes
one of the pommie commentators for the Ashes
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Re: SNH cricket thread

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Fri Dec 06, 2013 5:33 am

Bravo to Bravo
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Re: SNH cricket thread

Post by Shum » Fri Dec 06, 2013 6:00 am

sd5 wrote: surely WI can't pull it off tomorrow!?
I think the NZ bowlers are doing enough to get the wickets they need but you never know.

Big up Ryan Harris (batting at 10!) putting 50 runs on the poms too. :lol:

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Re: SNH cricket thread

Post by Electric_Head » Fri Dec 06, 2013 7:33 am

Graeme Smith has all but lost his place in the ODI side since Quinton De Kock's recent run of form.
He's a 20 yr old with some serious talent and will be amazing for SA if he keeps at it.

Smith playing water boy in SA's pink cancer awareness outfit just looks wrong.

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Re: SNH cricket thread

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Fri Dec 06, 2013 7:36 am

Shum wrote:
sd5 wrote: surely WI can't pull it off tomorrow!?
I think the NZ bowlers are doing enough to get the wickets they need but you never know.

Big up Ryan Harris (batting at 10!) putting 50 runs on the poms too. :lol:
whats the pitch like now though? who's it favoring?
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Re: SNH cricket thread

Post by Shum » Sat Dec 07, 2013 5:36 am

goddamn NZ weather :lol:

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Re: SNH cricket thread

Post by Molzie » Sat Dec 07, 2013 8:25 am

Fack

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Re: SNH cricket thread

Post by nousd » Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:06 am

^presume that means WI did it?
Seems strange to be playing a test in front of 3 dozen people on a Dunedin paddock.

and
how was Johnson's 7 fer?
Lillee reincarnate or what?
When's Kevin stepping up? Seems disinterested.
Pom bowlers are trying hard but it seems like the pendulum is swinging back
probably because the Australian team includes very experienced players again,
including new guys like Rogers & Bailey (& Lehmann).
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Re: SNH cricket thread

Post by nousd » Sun Dec 08, 2013 2:01 am

Pieterson batting, being distracted by flies.
Old groundsman's trick to smear cow shit on the bails of visiting team..
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Re: SNH cricket thread

Post by nousd » Mon Dec 09, 2013 4:50 am

Anybody on here still claiming to be English?
WI saved by the weather then. As commentators are saying: they can't expect to win with 2 bowlers unless kiwi batting collapses.
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