The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Liam92]

ahhh the dirtiest thing happened too... my one mate passed out with his wool drug bag thing in his pants. pissed himself and the wool bag full of pills like dissolved... so he strained it out into glasses and we each necked a good few gulps of his piss and dissolved pills. must of been like 15 pills between us

never come up again so hard in my life

I willy hope you didn't do that

[sigbowls]

i watched the top 100 most viewed youtube videos and now i have justin bieber stuck in my head.

[OGLemon]

I need to up my drug game

[rickyarbino]

ahhh the dirtiest thing happened too... my one mate passed out with his wool drug bag thing in his pants. pissed himself and the wool bag full of pills like dissolved... so he strained it out into glasses and we each necked a good few gulps of his piss and dissolved pills. must of been like 15 pills between us

never come up again so hard in my life

I willy hope you didn't do that

What were you thinking about willies as you typed this?

[DiegoSapiens]

ahhh the dirtiest thing happened too... my one mate passed out with his wool drug bag thing in his pants. pissed himself and the wool bag full of pills like dissolved... so he strained it out into glasses and we each necked a good few gulps of his piss and dissolved pills. must of been like 15 pills between us

never come up again so hard in my life

I willy hope you didn't do that

[magma]

im having to melt sick in my sink

why today

[Liam92]

ahhh the dirtiest thing happened too... my one mate passed out with his wool drug bag thing in his pants. pissed himself and the wool bag full of pills like dissolved... so he strained it out into glasses and we each necked a good few gulps of his piss and dissolved pills. must of been like 15 pills between us

never come up again so hard in my life

I willy hope you didn't do that

What were you thinking about willies as you typed this?

It's a pun ffs

[ezza]

i really dont know what to do about my rent

ive managed to pay £255 of the £422 :/

anyone have experience with missing rent? do they normally give you a bit of time if you can explain your problem. i mean ive paid every month on time so far

[Liam92]

i really dont know what to do about my rent

ive managed to pay £255 of the £422 :/

anyone have experience with missing rent? do they normally give you a bit of time if you can explain your problem. i mean ive paid every month on time so far

I think if you tell them you spent your rent money on drugs they just let you off. I'm not a landlord so I can't say for sure.

[magma]

i really dont know what to do about my rent

ive managed to pay £255 of the £422 :/

anyone have experience with missing rent? do they normally give you a bit of time if you can explain your problem. i mean ive paid every month on time so far

Tell them the situation (probably leave out the bit about spending it all on coke and hookers in favour of "I had to buy a load of textbooks' or something) and I doubt they'll mind it being a little bit late.

Alternatively, if they're up for the madbantz, tell them the whole story and they'll probably let you live rent free for the rest of the year.

[ezza]

also i just checked my bank statement and my mom gave me £100 at 11.45 sunday night

i have no recollection of this but my mate just said that i rang her. my parents wouldnt just give me a £100 so i must of made up some pretty good lie. but i cant remember what it was so im scared to ring her

this is honestly one of the worst comedowns ever. i feel so guilty

[RKM]

thanks for reminding me to pay rent

[hubb]

You can probably get to wait a month if you ask nicely... maybe consider going there in person though.

[hubb]

And dont get your mother to finance prostitution m8 that is the definition of wrong

It's bad enough in the first place

[magma]

also i just checked my bank statement and my mom gave me £100 at 11.45 sunday night

i have no recollection of this but my mate just said that i rang her. my parents wouldnt just give me a £100 so i must of made up some pretty good lie. but i cant remember what it was so im scared to ring her

"But Muuuuuuuuuuuuuum.... IT TASTES LIKE HARRIIIBBBBOOOOOO."

[hubb]

[ezza]

loool ffs

[Muncey]

Thats impressive though, convincing your mum to send you money when you're that spannered.. I couldn't get £10 out of my mum if I was out, she can tell when I've had like 2 pints over the phone lol. Used to try blag I was doing overtime when I was actually in the pub when I was younger, never worked.. not once.

[ezza]

thats what i mean tho... it must of been one hell of a lie

wtf do you need £100 for instantly at 11.45 on a sunday

[ultraspatial]

also i just checked my bank statement and my mom gave me £100 at 11.45 sunday night

i have no recollection of this but my mate just said that i rang her. my parents wouldnt just give me a £100 so i must of made up some pretty good lie. but i cant remember what it was so im scared to ring her

this is honestly one of the worst comedowns ever. i feel so guilty

was gonna suggest asking your parents for some money, saying you've been robbed or smth but i'm guessing that won't work now