Don't really understand that one, if I'd been dumped in a burger king as a baby I'd have no interest in ever meeting birth parent
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:38 pm
by magma
southstar wrote:Don't really understand that one, if I'd been dumped in a burger king as a baby I'd have no interest in ever meeting birth parent
I guess she realised nobody abandons their newborn in a fast food restaurant unless their life is completely fucked. Maybe she just wanted to give her Mum a hug and let her know she grew up alright after all?
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:41 pm
by garethom
b2b burn her face with a cigarette for abandoning her #NeverForgiveNeverForget
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:52 pm
by Forum
garethom wrote:b2b burn her face with a cigarette for abandoning her #NeverForgiveNeverForget
Not even that, after that much time I think I'd just want to leave it
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 4:42 pm
by hubb
southstar wrote:Don't really understand that one, if I'd been dumped in a burger king as a baby I'd have no interest in ever meeting birth parent
It seems to me that, in a kamikaze attempt to assert their masculinity, our young man of today has repackaged himself as an erection in a vest. A walking, preening monument to the British masculinity crisis, a sports science ubermensch with an indecent exposure charge to his name.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 4:56 pm
by hubb
The sort of people who wear facemasks to bed but will happily neck a pint of piss for a dare.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 4:58 pm
by m8son666
i would never tire of punching the wanker in the middle, tnuc.
It seems to me that, in a kamikaze attempt to assert their masculinity, our young man of today has repackaged himself as an erection in a vest. A walking, preening monument to the British masculinity crisis, a sports science ubermensch with an indecent exposure charge to his name.
A Calvin Harris remix of a Springsteen song that just doesn't really work.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 8:29 pm
by ezza
mates a fanny.. bought a peng pizza from a proper italian, 15 inches of swag
didnt want it cus it wasnt deep pan dutty kebab ting
but he gave it to me
mushroom, ham, sun-dried tomato and olive - literally so fucking good.
aaaand now it means my bbq sauce can cook for longer and i can have my bbq chicken wraps for midnight-dinner and breakfast