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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 3:38 pm
by ezza
start dealing man. for real.

download tor browser and look into the black markets on there. you can make bare p without having to deal with the sort of people in real life who have big weight to sell.

im 100% on it if i cant find a job after uni

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 4:10 pm
by hubb
lol

cheers


soronery, I cant respond to something like that but cheers anywho

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 6:33 pm
by sigbowls
i need to go to the store to get a lighter and food

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 7:01 pm
by OGLemon
ezza wrote:start dealing man. for real.

download tor browser and look into the black markets on there. you can make bare p without having to deal with the sort of people in real life who have big weight to sell.

im 100% on it if i cant find a job after uni
breaking lad

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 7:43 pm
by Phigure
ezza wrote:start dealing man. for real.

download tor browser and look into the black markets on there. you can make bare p without having to deal with the sort of people in real life who have big weight to sell.

im 100% on it if i cant find a job after uni
I can help you launder your bitcoins m8

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 7:44 pm
by ehbes
Phigure wrote:
ezza wrote:start dealing man. for real.

download tor browser and look into the black markets on there. you can make bare p without having to deal with the sort of people in real life who have big weight to sell.

im 100% on it if i cant find a job after uni
I can help you launder your bitcoins m8
is that even a thing? ffs lol

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 8:38 pm
by AxeD
Have to 'remix' classical pieces by either Bach or Mozart for a uni thing.
How do you even go about this? I can't make izan techno out of this major
key fiddle biz.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 8:42 pm
by mIrReN
I've heard a hiphop remix of sorts (just a sped up piece by Mozart iirc) was quite ok as instrumental but got tedious because nothing was done with it just the very well known bit looped fast paced

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 8:43 pm
by 3za
no spanking
no future

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 8:46 pm
by AxeD
mIrReN wrote:I've heard a hiphop remix of sorts (just a sped up piece by Mozart iirc) was quite ok as instrumental but got tedious because nothing was done with it just the very well known bit looped fast paced
Yeah I reckon some sort of mangled hip hop thing could work.
Could probably sample a ton of stuff from other beats and make more of mash up
thing. Otherwise I'll put some string players in the studio and record a stripped
down version or something.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 8:55 pm
by Shum
AxeD wrote:Have to 'remix' classical pieces by either Bach or Mozart for a uni thing.
reading this actually rustled my jimmies. :lol:

do dub versions of the fugues from the Well-Tempered Clavier or the Little Fugue or something.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 8:56 pm
by Harkat
AxeD wrote:Have to 'remix' classical pieces by either Bach or Mozart for a uni thing.
How do you even go about this? I can't make izan techno out of this major
key fiddle biz.
Man, remixed classical shit is the cringest music in the world :u:

There's always some stage show with breakdancers rocking fitted caps doing headspins to mozart or whatever being advertised at any given time in Oslo, so corny

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 9:59 pm
by ultraspatial
AxeD wrote:
mIrReN wrote:I've heard a hiphop remix of sorts (just a sped up piece by Mozart iirc) was quite ok as instrumental but got tedious because nothing was done with it just the very well known bit looped fast paced
Yeah I reckon some sort of mangled hip hop thing could work.
Could probably sample a ton of stuff from other beats and make more of mash up
thing. Otherwise I'll put some string players in the studio and record a stripped
down version or something.
can't you just sample loads of random sounds from it so one couldn't tell it's actually classical music?

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 10:00 pm
by ultraspatial
Harkat wrote:
AxeD wrote:Have to 'remix' classical pieces by either Bach or Mozart for a uni thing.
How do you even go about this? I can't make izan techno out of this major
key fiddle biz.
Man, remixed classical shit is the cringest music in the world :u:

There's always some stage show with breakdancers rocking fitted caps doing headspins to mozart or whatever being advertised at any given time in Oslo, so corny
shudder
that's more cringe than old rock bands playing alongside some orchestra to show how rlly mature they are as artists

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 10:03 pm
by Shum
industrial/power metal version of that lick my ass canon that Mozart did lol

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 10:05 pm
by dickman69
ultraspatial wrote:
Harkat wrote:
AxeD wrote:Have to 'remix' classical pieces by either Bach or Mozart for a uni thing.
How do you even go about this? I can't make izan techno out of this major
key fiddle biz.
Man, remixed classical shit is the cringest music in the world :u:

There's always some stage show with breakdancers rocking fitted caps doing headspins to mozart or whatever being advertised at any given time in Oslo, so corny
shudder
that's more cringe than old rock bands playing alongside some orchestra to show how rlly mature they are as artists
my buddy told me the scorpions are the greatest rock band of all time bc they played w/ the berlin philharmonic lol

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:20 pm
by sigbowls
last night not having my mom and step dad here.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:25 pm
by syrup
@AxeD:





:4:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:46 pm
by jrkhnds
so... remixing Mozart, eh? he sent you the stems?

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:48 pm
by AxeD
Mozart had a pretty advanced multi-track tape machine for his time :6:

Maybe I can pull of some really cheesy euro dance edit :lol:
Problem is, only one of the original pieces I can choose from has something that
resembles a hook. Half of them are pre Bach.
Sampling is not allowed either. I'll figure something out though.