The Fedora/Cringe thread

[SignalRecon]

This ass-clown acts like such a knob on the internet like hes some big time house producer. Apart that his music is pure garbage (production and composition) I can't handle his swag..

[soronery]

strong laptop stare whilst mixing

cant be using your ears like an idiot

[SignalRecon]

Ye, that's why I got Lasiks, can't be squinting like DJ Aaron Jackson over here. Also the best way to make minute pitch adjustments to a track is to simultaneously make increments on the pitch and take wild uncontrolled wrist cranks on the centre of the plate, all pros do that

[jrkhnds]

^ tbf when track B is running 4 or 5 bpm slower than A, I spin it up until it matches whilst cranking up the pitch and then pitch-ride and ajust from there.
people who don't own any records, can't spin vinyl yet play traktor / serato with timecode vinyl are the least credible "djs" imho. I'll book a controller dj over this kind of person everytime.

[OGLemon]

those are probably the worst tattoos I've ever seen in my life

[hubb]

Ye, that's why I got Lasiks, can't be squinting like DJ Aaron Jackson over here. Also the best way to make minute pitch adjustments to a track is to simultaneously make increments on the pitch and take wild uncontrolled wrist cranks on the centre of the plate, all pros do that

i think he's imagining its his dads nipple

[hifi]

This ass-clown acts like such a knob on the internet like hes some big time house producer. Apart that his music is pure garbage (production and composition) I can't handle his swag..

buy him one of these for that dell in the 2nd pic

[SignalRecon]

heh yea, even that timecode vinyl is rekt with dust.

[RKM]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Afwcomics/?cou ... =t3_2ogomo

not only did you not realise that rage comics still exist, but the angriest children in the universe have created the most abstract awful art that could only have come from those without formal training, and they have gathered them here for you

[OGLemon]

I don't even know how to respond

[dickman69]

so outdated to shit on djs for serato stare tbh

at least hes not one of the 90% of "djs" nowadays that just buys a mixtrack pro & pirates his shit music

[ehbes]

I don't even know how to respond

with a business card to a psychologist

[SignalRecon]

You can play stolen mp3's on serato, it even accepts youtube rips

[topmo3]

I used to mix by ear before I used serato and traktor but then I started paying attention to what happens on the screen cause it's much easier and more fun. I've already proved I can mix vinyl lol so I can do whatever I want

[nobody]

and more fun.

[Shum]

they should gamify Serato and the like:
"FIVE PERFECT BLENDS IN A ROW. NEW COMBO HIGH SCORE!"
"DOUBLE DROP BONUS"
"YOU JUST DROPPED A RECORD MADE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN. CRATEDIGGER BONUS!"

[hubb]

get to find a magic flute

[sigbowls]

i dont even

[SignalRecon]

they should gamify Serato and the like:
"FIVE PERFECT BLENDS IN A ROW. NEW COMBO HIGH SCORE!"
"DOUBLE DROP BONUS"
"YOU JUST DROPPED A RECORD MADE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN. CRATEDIGGER BONUS!"

I'd play. Im sort of a big deal in WoW, DnDO, GW2 and COD

[nobody]

I went for a meal the other night and a women that I didn't know started crying once everyone had arrived, she said that seeing all of us coming together reminded her of how lonely she is, it was awkward and sad