The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[DrGatineau]

English uni halls > American college dorms

yeh that's why you move off campus like an adult and that is >>>>>>>> uni halls or whatever

[ezza]

my exit from halls was so jokes

to set the story up... it was like the 3rd day of our bender and i was so drunk and just being a tnuc in general

anyways

me and my mate got 3g of mandy and for some reason decided to rack it all up in to lines (15/20 lines) in the shared kitchen and bring the speakers and shit in (this is like 11am on a wednesday). so yeah obvs get complaints instantly. the hall manager comes over and we try block him from coming in, he breaks in eventually and sees the lines, we see he sees the lines, we look at each other like shiiit thats all our drugs, so we start pushing him out the way sniffing line after line as he tries to scoop it into an envelope

we managed to sniff like 2g of it i reckon and then he leaves with the envelope with the rest of it in. after like 5 mins im like fuck this and go to find him and when i get there hes with security and they grab me and make me sit in this office. im waiting like 5-10 mins and then the g of mandy i sniffed hits me. im in trouble/great place and i just get up and run back to my flat and book a taxi for town, run out of the uni/halls and go town with my mate

then yeah had a mad night in town got so smashed woke up pretty much having forgotton what at happened to find a letter under my door about being kicked out and having a meeting in like 2 hours. i felt so rough. went meeting, they went mad, made loads of empty threats and told me to leave by the end of the day (they're not allowed to do that but i did anyway).

it was the days following my last exam so i didnt care and amazingly enough i got all my deposit back

my room was so fucked too, like soooo fucked. the curtain had been set on fire, the floor was fucked from cigarette burns. i got lucky cus my fire alarm didnt work lol. also one time i woke up in my wall, actually in it i shit myself at first and then pulled my head out and was ok

halls was so jokes. they get so angry over the most pathetic shit though. your an adult they should give you more freedom imo

[RKM]

omg the head in the wall bit

uwe sounds a lot more hype

[mIrReN]

my exit from halls was so jokes

to set the story up... it was like the 3rd day of our bender and i was so drunk and just being a tnuc in general

anyways

me and my mate got 3g of mandy and for some reason decided to rack it all up in to lines (15/20 lines) in the shared kitchen and bring the speakers and shit in (this is like 11am on a wednesday). so yeah obvs get complaints instantly. the hall manager comes over and we try block him from coming in, he breaks in eventually and sees the lines, we see he sees the lines, we look at each other like shiiit thats all our drugs, so we start pushing him out the way sniffing line after line as he tries to scoop it into an envelope

we managed to sniff like 2g of it i reckon and then he leaves with the envelope with the rest of it in. after like 5 mins im like fuck this and go to find him and when i get there hes with security and they grab me and make me sit in this office. im waiting like 5-10 mins and then the g of mandy i sniffed hits me. im in trouble/great place and i just get up and run back to my flat and book a taxi for town, run out of the uni/halls and go town with my mate

then yeah had a mad night in town got so smashed woke up pretty much having forgotton what at happened to find a letter under my door about being kicked out and having a meeting in like 2 hours. i felt so rough. went meeting, they went mad, made loads of empty threats and told me to leave by the end of the day (they're not allowed to do that but i did anyway).

it was the days following my last exam so i didnt care and amazingly enough i got all my deposit back

my room was so fucked too, like soooo fucked. the curtain had been set on fire, the floor was fucked from cigarette burns. i got lucky cus my fire alarm didnt work lol. also one time i woke up in my wall, actually in it i shit myself at first and then pulled my head out and was ok

halls was so jokes. they get so angry over the most pathetic shit though. your an adult they should give you more freedom imo

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[ezza]

uwe was wack man, i found a good group of like 5-10 proper lads/lasses/scumbags who i still love but everyone else just looked on in disgust

[OGLemon]

so we start pushing him out the way sniffing line after line as he tries to scoop it into an envelope

[RKM]

wouldn't switch just sounds like you go harder

our uwe neighbours are looong bres

although we did have some red bull milk float parked outside the yard cos of them for a while that was weird

[ezza]

haha yeah fair

old market halls seem the maddest, every time i go there its hectic. so many peng hipsters too

[ehbes]

Uni bantz

[hubb]

awesome

[hubb]

you should keep a journal and post it online agent !!!

[sigbowls]

ezza is cool, i want to be as cool some day

[hubb]

re-in-car n- asian

[ultraspatial]

how the fuck do you fall asleep with your head in a wall

[sigbowls]

if i was a asion on mars and smoking weed, some life time

[mIrReN]

how the fuck do you fall asleep with your head in a wall

not his head, he was in the wall if I read correct

btw not hating agent, just having a laugh that's all
tbf wouldn't mind seeing a journal wouldd be jokes
secret agent 47's adventures

[ezza]

it was pretty much jsut my head, maybe a bit of shoulder

thats the drunkest ive ever been though, never been properly black out drunk except that. i got beat the fuck up that night too and cant remember a thing

but yeah, i knocked myself out on my flat mates door first apparently and then she got me up and tried to help me into bed and then im not sure what happened. woke up in the morning in the darkness of the wall

[ultraspatial]

sounds p grim tho tbh

[cyclopian]

Leonard Nimoy died

[ezza]

yeah black out drunk is weird. like i forget shit everytime but that time i couldnt remember leaving my flat, let alone like going out n coming back n shit

the other week actually i found this pill and googled it and it said warning deadly pill hits street, so i took it lol and i cant remember anything from that either, but nothing bad happened, apparently i was just being super weird and blinking a lot