there's a page on norwegian facebook for selling/buying and some dude posted this airsoft gun
it says "shits very far" instead of shoots. comments are full of people takin the piss and still doesn't get it
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2014 10:04 pm
by Harkat
airsoft is jokes btw
me and my mates had a month or two where it was all we did as kids. My one friend got this gas-operated full auto heavy machine gun which you reloaded by pouring in the bullets and then turning a wheel to make the pellets go into the actual magazine. Well he said "it's not loaded" and then we were fucking around firing it everywhere cus the air pressure from the barrel made leaves fly up etc. Then he started shaking it right in my face and it was like a really powerful hair dryer or something, my hair just flew back. But then a fuckin bullet came out of it and hit me in the lip, impaling my lip on my teeth really fuckin hard, so I instantly had blood all over my face and it hurt like a bitch
apparently the bullet got in the magazine cus he was shaking it. But he didn't tell me he had poured in the pellets, he just said "it's not loaded". I was like wtf, if that shit had hit my eye I'd probably look like a pirate today.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2014 10:22 pm
by particle-jim
Played a blinder of a gig in Cardiff tonight
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2014 11:43 pm
by wolf89
Me and my mates invented airsoft at the end of the 90s
Except it was called pap paps and you didn't act like it was war and dress up in army shit while taking it super seriously and you were actually a bunch of 9 year olds just shooting each other with bb guns in the fields around your mates house
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2014 11:45 pm
by wolf89
Harkat wrote:airsoft is jokes btw
me and my mates had a month or two where it was all we did as kids. My one friend got this gas-operated full auto heavy machine gun which you reloaded by pouring in the bullets and then turning a wheel to make the pellets go into the actual magazine. Well he said "it's not loaded" and then we were fucking around firing it everywhere cus the air pressure from the barrel made leaves fly up etc. Then he started shaking it right in my face and it was like a really powerful hair dryer or something, my hair just flew back. But then a fuckin bullet came out of it and hit me in the lip, impaling my lip on my teeth really fuckin hard, so I instantly had blood all over my face and it hurt like a bitch
apparently the bullet got in the magazine cus he was shaking it. But he didn't tell me he had poured in the pellets, he just said "it's not loaded". I was like wtf, if that shit had hit my eye I'd probably look like a pirate today.
Your mate's a cock.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 3:12 am
by pandabear
I just saw these photos and I can't help but share.
Things Shorter Than Yao Ming
too bad sicko mobbs delivery in this is worse than the original version on the mixtape
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 4:04 pm
by RKM
got far too smashed at red bull culture clash
but had a lovely chat with pete and pestered rsd and pev for their emails to get them to guest on the ole radio show
of course it won't happen but still pretty jokes
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 4:07 pm
by m8son666
who wun?
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 4:36 pm
by Johnlenham
subloaded
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 4:43 pm
by RKM
think they deserved it, had pokes riko pinch rsd joker, perhaps chef too, cant remember shit from it, but pokes was just rinsing bandulu it was too much lool
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 4:46 pm
by DiegoSapiens
pokes was mixing ?
he is the worst dubstep dj that i have seen, his just jam is hilarious