Today in WTF segment, a young female fan apparently got too excited during Napalm Death's recent show in Baltimore, reaching the critical point and allegedly defecating herself in the middle of the mosh pit.
But that didn't stop a certain trooper from liking the girl (au contraire, maybe?). The fella didn't approach the girl, but he did leave an ad on Craigslist in hope of finding her.
The piece titled "You sh-t yourself during Napalm Death - m4w (Soundstage)" reads:
"You were the fine looking girl, raging during Napalm Death last night when you happened to sh-t yourself in the pit. I don't want you to think you're Scum or see You Suffer. You were probably just following your Instinct of Survival.
"This isn't some Smear Campaign to make you look bad, let's just grab some coffee sometime.
- do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers."
i'll check it out
a few years ago i went to see nile, and this fat jo brand look alike squatted down and did a piss in the middle of the pit just before they came on and my friend told her off
Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:05 pm
by ehbes
soronery wrote:
If I had to ask out a sitcom character its 100% not from fucking full house. Kelly Kapowski every day of the week
Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread
Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 6:10 pm
by Harkat
maybe cringe isnt the word, but jesus fuck
Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 12:31 am
by therapist
Fuck, that is lame. 'Mommy' didn't have the faintest idea how to get pregnant until she read that book? I suppose that would be the only kind of idiot who would buy that.
Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 12:39 am
by _ronzlo_
'Speshully if mommy got preg after getting fisted and nipple-clamped.
Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 2:22 am
by ehbes
kinky
Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 2:31 pm
by hubb
klonky now
Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 2:17 am
by Lye_Form
wow
Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 2:29 pm
by rockonin
_ronzlo_ wrote:'Speshully if mommy got preg after getting fisted and nipple-clamped.
Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 4:49 pm
by particle-jim
RKM wrote:hmm, the bolt thrower thing is a bit long and very boring,
but i was trying discharge-hear nothing, an album i have still never managed to get through, and was looking up the d-beat on wikipidia and surprised to see bolt thrower pop up so gave first album a go for its hilarious artwork and cos my mate used to like them
it was ok
i don't think we are related
D-beat eh? Tis a lot of fun to play
out to all the ninjas that came down that night before we all went up the road to System