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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by didi » Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:41 pm

how many of you preload when in a public loo?
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by ultraspatial » Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:19 pm

this week's diet of mostly alcohol, oj, coffee and dunhill is taking it's toll on my stomach atm

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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by kidshuffle » Fri Oct 11, 2013 9:16 am

dididub wrote:how many of you preload when in a public loo?
What are you talking about
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by didi » Fri Oct 11, 2013 9:29 am

preload the loo with bog roll

minimises splash and noise

pretty essential for public loos imo
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by kidshuffle » Fri Oct 11, 2013 9:55 am

Sounds like you're just a nancy tbh
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nowaysj wrote:Look at when Jedi's die, and then they become kind of shimmery and holographic.
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by Pedro Sánchez » Fri Oct 11, 2013 9:57 am

dididub wrote:preload the loo with bog roll

minimises splash and noise

pretty essential for public loos imo
I actually thought you meant a pre-date tug in a public toilet if you thought bareback was on the cards that night.
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by didi » Fri Oct 11, 2013 10:26 am

kidshuffle wrote:Sounds like you're just a nancy tbh
:( you aren't concerned about splashback?
Pedro Sánchez wrote:I actually thought you meant a pre-date tug in a public toilet if you thought bareback was on the cards that night.
:o :lol:
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photek is my mate whos a house dj from london lol
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by Liam92 » Fri Oct 11, 2013 11:17 am

dididub wrote:preload the loo with bog roll

minimises splash and noise

pretty essential for public loos imo
No, how else do you let everyone know you're king of the shitter?

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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by didi » Fri Oct 11, 2013 2:15 pm

Just hang a sign on the door
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by kidshuffle » Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:12 pm

dididub wrote:
kidshuffle wrote:Sounds like you're just a nancy tbh
:( you aren't concerned about splashback?
Nope :cornlol:
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nowaysj wrote:Look at when Jedi's die, and then they become kind of shimmery and holographic.
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by sigbowls » Fri Oct 11, 2013 11:38 pm

yay this thread is back and it was ok
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by syrup » Tue Nov 05, 2013 8:24 pm

3 different shades of brown
broken down into number of smaller pieces
large amount altogether
visible bits of corn

all in all, a pretty impressive one i think
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by kidshuffle » Tue Nov 05, 2013 11:56 pm

had a double flusher today at work
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Post by particle-jim » Wed Nov 06, 2013 12:15 am

I thought I needed a poo but I actually didn't, still squeezed one out anyway, it looked like a little malnourished alien
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by LogiSpark » Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:38 am

Took a dump at home and it was pretty long, about 5 inches
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by bennyfroobs » Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:43 am

thats not impressive
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by bennyfroobs » Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:44 am

although i guess its not the size its how u use it that counts
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:09 am

explosive shits at the moment. have to keep hittin the jon every 20 minutes or so. #PAIN
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by kidshuffle » Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:38 pm

i just had a single log that was 25% greenish, the rest normal brown
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:58 pm

green? that aint good
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