Secret Ninja Movie Club (aka what have you watched lately)

[cityzen]

^^..... does the black guy die?

The black guy dies. In a manner remarkably similar to how he died in Alien³ as it happens.

Well, there's a surprise

[wub]

So. Fucking. Shit.


Took 12m40s before it made me laugh (I got so bored I actually started timing). The three lead roles are fucking pussies, no empathy for them whatsoever. The bosses themselves are better characters, if only because they have all the good lines. Kevin Spacey is basically ripping off his character from Swimming With Sharks, Colin Farrell is taking tom Cruise's cameo from Tropic Thunder and stretching it out for 90mins, and Jennifer Aniston is getting a few cheap laughs with her properly foul language. Turned it off after 40mins, pretty fucking unbearable.

Avoid this film.

[ehbes]

So. Fucking. Shit.


Took 12m40s before it made me laugh (I got so bored I actually started timing). The three lead roles are fucking pussies, no empathy for them whatsoever. The bosses themselves are better characters, if only because they have all the good lines. Kevin Spacey is basically ripping off his character from Swimming With Sharks, Colin Farrell is taking tom Cruise's cameo from Tropic Thunder and stretching it out for 90mins, and Jennifer Aniston is getting a few cheap laughs with her properly foul language. Turned it off after 40mins, pretty fucking unbearable.

Avoid this film.

I second the motion to avoid it

[magma]

So. Fucking. Shit.


Took 12m40s before it made me laugh (I got so bored I actually started timing). The three lead roles are fucking pussies, no empathy for them whatsoever. The bosses themselves are better characters, if only because they have all the good lines. Kevin Spacey is basically ripping off his character from Swimming With Sharks, Colin Farrell is taking tom Cruise's cameo from Tropic Thunder and stretching it out for 90mins, and Jennifer Aniston is getting a few cheap laughs with her properly foul language. Turned it off after 40mins, pretty fucking unbearable.

Avoid this film.

I second the motion to avoid it

Thanks for this. I downloaded it on the recommendation of my housemate (who's taste in EVERYTHING has bizarrely disappeared since he turned 30).

Deleeeeeete.

[Dub_freak]

simply amazing

[Filthzilla]

Dirty Handz 1/2/3
Bomb It
State Your Name
Infamy
War 4

All graffiti films. They're full length films of people tagging/bombing. Really amazing stuff.

[wub]

Dirty Handz 1/2/3
Bomb It
State Your Name
Infamy
War 4

All graffiti films. They're full length films of people tagging/bombing. Really amazing stuff.

Any shots of them tagging with the lid still on the paint can?

[wubstep]

Why would you even think 'Horrible Bosses' was gonna be good, even for a second?

I don't care if the fucking Dalai Lama himself recommended me that, I'd avoid it like the black death.


Don't judge by the cover, the first is one of the funniest foreign films I've ever seen, the second is super tragic. Great films.

The second also features this princess;



Fully nude within 10 mins, watched with the gf, grave mistake.

[Pedro Sánchez]

So. Fucking. Shit.


Took 12m40s before it made me laugh (I got so bored I actually started timing). The three lead roles are fucking pussies, no empathy for them whatsoever. The bosses themselves are better characters, if only because they have all the good lines. Kevin Spacey is basically ripping off his character from Swimming With Sharks, Colin Farrell is taking tom Cruise's cameo from Tropic Thunder and stretching it out for 90mins, and Jennifer Aniston is getting a few cheap laughs with her properly foul language. Turned it off after 40mins, pretty fucking unbearable.

Avoid this film.

I refuse to watch any film starring Jennifer Aniston

I watched Thor last night and it was disappointing, the trailer was better.

[wub]

I refuse to watch any film starring Jennifer Aniston

Office Space.

[Neptune]

great film

[wub]

great film

Moments of genius, but overblown & pompous for most of it. Not one of Scorcese's best.

[ehbes]

Loved it

[ehbes]

oops just realized the size of the pic my bad

[Viineri]

What the fuck?! Biggest crap I've seen this year...

[ehbes]

What the fuck?! Biggest crap I've seen this year...

Really? you couldnt predict that combining aliens and westerns would be a bad movie.

[wizeguy]

Ha, just downloaded that... expecting it to be pretty crap but nothing else new to dl

Edit: decided to watch this again instead

Excellent film

[Viineri]

[img]big ass picture of Daniel Craig's... ass.[img]

What the fuck?! Biggest crap I've seen this year...

Really? you couldnt predict that combining aliens and westerns would be a bad movie.

Well, I knew it was going to be bad but.... not THAT bad. Should have known when it said "Steven Spielberg - executive producer"...

[wilson]

What the fuck?! Biggest crap I've seen this year...

Really? you couldnt predict that combining aliens and westerns would be a bad movie.

Absolute car crash of a movie. They must've known it was shit when making it, they must've.

[aspect-dubz]

really well made movie but just too grim for a Sunday morning. If your looking for some intense depressing atmospheric drama this might be for you.