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Re: Secret Ninja Movie Club (aka what have you watched latel
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:03 pm
by cityzen
wub wrote:cityzen wrote:^^..... does the black guy die?
The black guy dies. In a manner remarkably similar to how he died in Alien³ as it happens.
Well, there's a surprise

Re: Secret Ninja Movie Club (aka what have you watched latel
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 7:26 am
by wub
So. Fucking. Shit.
Took 12m40s before it made me laugh (I got so bored I actually started timing). The three lead roles are fucking pussies, no empathy for them whatsoever. The bosses themselves are better characters, if only because they have all the good lines. Kevin Spacey is basically ripping off his character from Swimming With Sharks, Colin Farrell is taking tom Cruise's cameo from Tropic Thunder and stretching it out for 90mins, and Jennifer Aniston is getting a few cheap laughs with her properly foul language. Turned it off after 40mins, pretty fucking unbearable.
Avoid this film.
Re: Secret Ninja Movie Club (aka what have you watched latel
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:45 am
by ehbes
wub wrote:
So. Fucking. Shit.
Took 12m40s before it made me laugh (I got so bored I actually started timing). The three lead roles are fucking pussies, no empathy for them whatsoever. The bosses themselves are better characters, if only because they have all the good lines. Kevin Spacey is basically ripping off his character from Swimming With Sharks, Colin Farrell is taking tom Cruise's cameo from Tropic Thunder and stretching it out for 90mins, and Jennifer Aniston is getting a few cheap laughs with her properly foul language. Turned it off after 40mins, pretty fucking unbearable.
Avoid this film.
I second the motion to avoid it
Re: Secret Ninja Movie Club (aka what have you watched latel
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:56 am
by magma
ehbrums1 wrote:wub wrote:
So. Fucking. Shit.
Took 12m40s before it made me laugh (I got so bored I actually started timing). The three lead roles are fucking pussies, no empathy for them whatsoever. The bosses themselves are better characters, if only because they have all the good lines. Kevin Spacey is basically ripping off his character from Swimming With Sharks, Colin Farrell is taking tom Cruise's cameo from Tropic Thunder and stretching it out for 90mins, and Jennifer Aniston is getting a few cheap laughs with her properly foul language. Turned it off after 40mins, pretty fucking unbearable.
Avoid this film.
I second the motion to avoid it
Thanks for this. I downloaded it on the recommendation of my housemate (who's taste in EVERYTHING has bizarrely disappeared since he turned 30).
Deleeeeeete.

Re: Secret Ninja Movie Club (aka what have you watched latel
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 2:23 pm
by Dub_freak

simply amazing
Re: Secret Ninja Movie Club (aka what have you watched latel
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 4:01 pm
by Filthzilla
Dirty Handz 1/2/3
Bomb It
State Your Name
Infamy
War 4
All graffiti films. They're full length films of people tagging/bombing. Really amazing stuff.
Re: Secret Ninja Movie Club (aka what have you watched latel
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 4:09 pm
by wub
Filthzilla wrote:Dirty Handz 1/2/3
Bomb It
State Your Name
Infamy
War 4
All graffiti films. They're full length films of people tagging/bombing. Really amazing stuff.
Any shots of them tagging with the lid still on the paint can?
Re: Secret Ninja Movie Club (aka what have you watched latel
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 7:51 pm
by wubstep
Why would you even think 'Horrible Bosses' was gonna be good, even for a second?
I don't care if the fucking Dalai Lama himself recommended me that, I'd avoid it like the black death.

Don't judge by the cover, the first is one of the funniest foreign films I've ever seen, the second is super tragic. Great films.
The second also features this princess;
Fully nude within 10 mins, watched with the gf, grave mistake.
Re: Secret Ninja Movie Club (aka what have you watched latel
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:00 pm
by Pedro Sánchez
wub wrote:
So. Fucking. Shit.
Took 12m40s before it made me laugh (I got so bored I actually started timing). The three lead roles are fucking pussies, no empathy for them whatsoever. The bosses themselves are better characters, if only because they have all the good lines. Kevin Spacey is basically ripping off his character from Swimming With Sharks, Colin Farrell is taking tom Cruise's cameo from Tropic Thunder and stretching it out for 90mins, and Jennifer Aniston is getting a few cheap laughs with her properly foul language. Turned it off after 40mins, pretty fucking unbearable.
Avoid this film.
I refuse to watch any film starring Jennifer Aniston
I watched Thor last night and it was disappointing, the trailer was better.
Re: Secret Ninja Movie Club (aka what have you watched latel
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 9:45 pm
by wub
Pedro Sánchez wrote:I refuse to watch any film starring Jennifer Aniston
Office Space.
Re: Secret Ninja Movie Club (aka what have you watched latel
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:58 pm
by Neptune

great film
Re: Secret Ninja Movie Club (aka what have you watched latel
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 7:16 pm
by wub
Neptune wrote:
great film
Moments of genius, but overblown & pompous for most of it. Not one of Scorcese's best.
Re: Secret Ninja Movie Club (aka what have you watched latel
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:05 pm
by ehbes
Loved it
Re: Secret Ninja Movie Club (aka what have you watched latel
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:06 pm
by ehbes
oops just realized the size of the pic my bad
Re: Secret Ninja Movie Club (aka what have you watched latel
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 10:13 pm
by Viineri
What the fuck?! Biggest crap I've seen this year...
Re: Secret Ninja Movie Club (aka what have you watched latel
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 10:37 pm
by ehbes
Viineri wrote:
What the fuck?! Biggest crap I've seen this year...
Really? you couldnt predict that combining aliens and westerns would be a bad movie.

Re: Secret Ninja Movie Club (aka what have you watched latel
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:31 pm
by wizeguy
Ha, just downloaded that... expecting it to be pretty crap but nothing else new to dl
Edit: decided to watch this again instead

Excellent film
Re: Secret Ninja Movie Club (aka what have you watched latel
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 3:20 am
by Viineri
ehbrums1 wrote:Viineri wrote:[img]big ass picture of Daniel Craig's... ass.[img]
What the fuck?! Biggest crap I've seen this year...
Really? you couldnt predict that combining aliens and westerns would be a bad movie.

Well, I knew it was going to be bad but.... not THAT bad.

Should have known when it said "Steven Spielberg - executive producer"...
Re: Secret Ninja Movie Club (aka what have you watched latel
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 3:31 am
by wilson
ehbrums1 wrote:Viineri wrote:
What the fuck?! Biggest crap I've seen this year...
Really? you couldnt predict that combining aliens and westerns would be a bad movie.

Absolute car crash of a movie. They must've known it was shit when making it, they must've.
Re: Secret Ninja Movie Club (aka what have you watched latel
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 1:33 pm
by aspect-dubz

really well made movie but just too grim for a Sunday morning. If your looking for some intense depressing atmospheric drama this might be for you.