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de-fi · Post by **de-fi** » Tue May 19, 2009 9:35 pm

Wachs Lyrical wrote:I actually don't think I will be able to take it if she says that she just wants to be friends

I'll be heartbroken

datura · Post by **datura** » Tue May 19, 2009 9:53 pm

This thread is too weird.

Pi-Krust · Post by **Pi-Krust** » Tue May 19, 2009 10:32 pm

Fucking hell I am so not going to be able to get some kip tonight unless further updates are forthcoming sharpish.I can't handle another night of crying and wanking myself to sleep again

.

MissBrass · Post by **MissBrass** » Tue May 19, 2009 10:59 pm

men are idiots, big news.

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Wed May 20, 2009 12:25 am

...

...

Turkish.
Turkish.
Oh my God, Turkish.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.

...

Turkish, oh my God.

Literally (and...very nearly actually lol) dont want to hear anything close to claims of fail on my behalf. If only you could see the situation. Its actually maddening.

Like, once again, there was (and im talking 100% literally) not a window of more than I reckon 15/20 seconds where Turkish wasnt in the room. Almost to the point where my over thinking mind could come to the conclusion that Turkish is very much in on all this, and has been asked to hang around so that nothing can be said...I mean, the way the house is does make it kind of inevitable unless Turkish sits in her room by herself (and I am good mates with her, so would be a bit weird I spose) but...oh my God...Turkish, oh my God...

I was basically just waiting all night for Turkish to go to bed or something similar, and literally just didnt happen. Even to the point of she brushed her teeth (in the room with us) and all was looking good, but then decided to boil the kettle for a hot water bottle, and then fry castor oil or something, to place on a towel over her liver for some reason or something. By this point Auria had been yawning for hours, and just said she was sorry and that she literally had to go to bed.

Turkish...oh my God...

Going to be tried again tomorrow 100%. Tonight was easily the closest its felt between us, and I was actually fully confident about coming out with it...just actually cant believe Turkish didn't go to bed...oh my God

...oh my God

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Wed May 20, 2009 12:27 am

Oh, and double emphasis on the abscence of claims of fail. Seriously...its mental

oh.

AND FUCK YOU DEAD RATS (might aswell pre-empt aye)

physical · Post by **physical** » Wed May 20, 2009 12:31 am

can we please have a photo of this yat? off her facebook or something?
im making all kinds of crazy images in my head of what she looks like. need a solid grounding.

good luck for tomorrow, but you gotta man up and do it soon otherwise you'll be left with a friend.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Wed May 20, 2009 12:35 am

physical wrote:can we please have a photo of this yat? off her facebook or something?
im making all kinds of crazy images in my head of what she looks like. need a solid grounding.

good luck for tomorrow, but you gotta man up and do it soon otherwise you'll be left with a friend.

This. All of it.

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Wed May 20, 2009 12:36 am

mate, I honest to God would have pounced on any opportunity tonight, but the extremes to which there just wasn't one is actually mind boggling. Honestly dont think I could explain it well enough!

Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh tonight was ACTUALLY so perfect aswell. Everything about it...just with Turkish hanging around

Auria even made a comment about how annoying a 3rd wheel can be...no joke

Just, fucking madness. Literally

And nah, I dont think posting a picture is the one to be honest lol Bit intrusive really...

Possibly if things go well, a together shot might be in order

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Wed May 20, 2009 12:42 am

I cant take this anymore!!

*runs screaming madly into the night*

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Wed May 20, 2009 12:46 am

::G-SUS:: wrote:I cant take this anymore!!

*runs screaming madly into the night*

Mate, just imagine if this was your own bastard life

I swear if I was reading this thread id barely be able to imagine this situation as real. Its faaaaarking mental.

Oh, and I just found out that shes heading off the day of her last exam. I.e. theres literally not going to be any post-exam time to do this. Time limit is actually getting ever shorter

Mind you, if it did come down to it that she said she was off and I hadnt spoken to her, I would definitely (and I do mean definitely) go straight to her house and just make her come out for a walk or something straight away. NOT letting this go yo

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Wed May 20, 2009 12:55 am

The Wiggle Baron wrote:go straight to her house and just make her come out for a walk or something straight away.

This is what you should have done tonight.

Either way, we're youre in your corner chief.

de-fi · Post by **de-fi** » Wed May 20, 2009 1:41 am

The Wiggle Baron wrote:Oh, and double emphasis on the abscence of claims of fail. Seriously...its mental

oh.

AND FUCK YOU DEAD RATS (might aswell pre-empt aye)

Just get her over to yours. I reckon your subconscious is just pussying out by making you go over to hers. You know Turkish will be there, so that's where you head.

In all seriousness, I can't imagine how frustrating this is for you. Good luck for TOMORROW, just go somewhere turkish isn't, i.e. not her house!

tronn · Post by **tronn** » Wed May 20, 2009 1:56 am

The Wiggle Baron wrote:...

...

Turkish.
Turkish.
Oh my God, Turkish.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.

...

Turkish, oh my God.

Literally (and...very nearly actually lol) dont want to hear anything close to claims of fail on my behalf. If only you could see the situation. Its actually maddening.

Like, once again, there was (and im talking 100% literally) not a window of more than I reckon 15/20 seconds where Turkish wasnt in the room. Almost to the point where my over thinking mind could come to the conclusion that Turkish is very much in on all this, and has been asked to hang around so that nothing can be said...I mean, the way the house is does make it kind of inevitable unless Turkish sits in her room by herself (and I am good mates with her, so would be a bit weird I spose) but...oh my God...Turkish, oh my God...

I was basically just waiting all night for Turkish to go to bed or something similar, and literally just didnt happen. Even to the point of she brushed her teeth (in the room with us) and all was looking good, but then decided to boil the kettle for a hot water bottle, and then fry castor oil or something, to place on a towel over her liver for some reason or something. By this point Auria had been yawning for hours, and just said she was sorry and that she literally had to go to bed.

Turkish...oh my God...

Going to be tried again tomorrow 100%. Tonight was easily the closest its felt between us, and I was actually fully confident about coming out with it...just actually cant believe Turkish didn't go to bed...oh my God

...oh my God

For god sakes man, if you're getting cockblocked by a roomate ASK THE CHICK TO STEP OUTSIDE WITH YOU

Edit: You're doomed

megaladon · Post by **megaladon** » Wed May 20, 2009 3:45 am

Oh my fucking god. Somehow you've managed to share all the pain of this... relationship(?) with all of us. Just say to her in no un-certain terms "I need to talk to you, without your stupid fucking tnuc bitch whorepants fuckface fuckpants bastard bitchpants whore of a flatmate here with us." Turk will probably get the message. If she's got Turk to do this intentionally then say so. My, I thought this was the night. The 100% it's-your-fault-if-you-don't-do-anything (for the second time.)

Sorry if there's some anger in there.

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Wed May 20, 2009 8:14 am

Go back about 10 pages and you'll see ive tried those exact lines before wachs

except all that happened was Turkish said "dont be silly" and actively pulled me in for a cup of tea. Ive even spoken to Auria about what I meant by asking her for a walk before. Would feel strange to drop the exact thing again.

Then theres the fact that I do always expect Turkish to go to bed at any point, but she just didnt!!

I knew y'all wouldnt understand

Trust I want to say something more than you lot lol

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Wed May 20, 2009 8:18 am

stnuc sake, you're just giving a whole bunch of bollocks excuses now. Man up, you fucking pussy.

cal · Post by **cal** » Wed May 20, 2009 8:18 am

Oh, Hi

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Wed May 20, 2009 8:20 am

The Wiggle Baron wrote:
and all was looking good, but then decided to boil the kettle for a hot water bottle, and then fry castor oil or something, to place on a towel over her liver for some reason or something.

Wait, what???

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