The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[mashmash]

wanted to watch this is england 86 tonite but got too much work

[-dubson-]

My mates brother died in a car accident today..

[firky]

my condolences

[herbalicious]

My mates brother died in a car accident today..

Shit. Sorry to hear that mate.

[-dubson-]

Never met the guy, just feel so bad for his brother. His whole life is gonna be turned upside down.

[Carljnrendora]

my balls. getting to big for my boxers.

[herbalicious]

my balls. getting to big for my boxers.

I remember hitting puberty very well.

Miserable times.

[upstateface]

my balls. getting to big for my boxers.

Looks like you gotta cut em off.

[elibomyekip]

Had a gastroscopy b2b sigmoidoscopy yesterday. The camera up my arse was horrible, but manageable. The one down my throat however was the most harrowing experience of my life.

[firky]

Puff, I have a gastroscopy about twice a year and I make sure they sedate me as well as numb my throat with that spray

[elibomyekip]

Puff, I have a gastroscopy about twice a year and I make sure they sedate me as well as numb my throat with that spray

I was told I can have either the spray OR sedation. I chose the spray. I wish I didn't.

[firky]

You fucking idiot, it's like being forced to deep throat a python. ALWAYS get knocked out, man

[elibomyekip]

You fucking idiot, it's like being forced to deep throat a python. ALWAYS get knocked out, man

Atleast I know in future. My mum had one under general anaesthetic before, whereas I have to get what felt like an arm down in my stomach for 10 fucking minutes whilst being entirely sober and conscious. Shit was intense.
That said, my missus always moans when I bum or deepthroat her saying "you don't know what it feels like".
Now I can turn around and say "BITCH PLEASE, I took 2 foot up both ends, and you complain about my little cock?"

[firky]

Right, I was supposed to be in work for just after 8am today and I am still sat at home..... why? Because my boss said they'd pick me up and we'd travel up to Edinburgh on the 9am train together for the 11am meeting. I am still sat at home now, in my work clothes, waiting for a lift. If I try and ring their mobile phone it goes straight to answerphone, besides which the train has long departed. Even though I imagine it's safe to assume I can take the day off, I already had the day off but said I'd work it as I need the £.

BUT OH NO! They fuck it up again; I could have hired a van today and moved all my shit into my new flat

[firky]

People who say 'seriously' before making a stupid statement really fuck me off too.

"Seriously, I bet in 2012 Bradford becomes part of the Nation of Islamabad."

[LA_Boxers]

wanted to watch this is england 86 tonite but got too much work

Worth checking it on 4od mate. Was pretty good.

[gwa]

sitting around work doing my CV waiting to be told Connaught is in administration.

fucking lol tho, our team got a mention in the guardian for being aaggresive with payment of suppliers

[LA_Boxers]

Had a gastroscopy b2b sigmoidoscopy yesterday. The camera up my arse was horrible, but manageable. The one down my throat however was the most harrowing experience of my life.

hope they didnt use the same camera!!!

[particle-jim]

That said, my missus always moans when I bum or deepthroat her saying "you don't know what it feels like".
Now I can turn around and say "BITCH PLEASE, I took 2 foot up both ends, and you complain about my little cock?"

[stephisaint]

That racism thread got locked before I could figure out who was trolling, who was joking, who was actually serious, and who just hated smurfs.
I can completely understand but feel like my favourite TV show just got cancelled haha.