Have you ever been robbed?

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Post by diablo » Sat Aug 08, 2009 12:23 am

brent wrote:here's what you do. carry your own revolver tucked away. give up your goods. shoot them in the back when they run. get your goods back and take theirs. simple. =D
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Well said.

I'm from Texas and gun laws are the only things I miss.

It's easy to get a concealed handgun permit there,so people think twice before acting stupid.

My mom carries a 9mm in her purse everywhere she goes.

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Post by dubstepper » Sun Aug 09, 2009 1:26 am

this thread has been a rather good read.
well never been robbed, allmost was tho. was about 14 and with my cousin age bout 20. we was coming back from the pub at about 11.30pm got 2mins from my house and there was about 6 black guys standing on the corner aged i'd say from 20 upwards all drinking from wine bottles n shit, 1 of em asks us in a cunty voice have you got £5 we said no. obviously this is not the response the dick head guy wanted, so he was like come on, what do ya mean. Come up in our face shouting. Luckily his mates pulled him back had a lil go at him and told us to go. so we gets home to my house n i told my cousin to keep quiet about what just happened coz i knew if he told my stepdad there would be wars n i didn't want that. So i goes for a piss then go into the living room only to find out my cousin had told my stepdad what happened. n they had gone after the blokes, now my stepdad was a hard man but these guys was all big and drunk so i didn't want no1 getting hurt. well they went back to where the guys was they see em walkin down the road followed them hid in a bush till the time was right then jumped out n my stepdad just said, so who just tried to rob my son n they all got scared and gave up the guy so my stepdad approtched the guy only for him to run like a pussy. he was too quick for him but he still clipped him round the head with a baseball bat. His Chicargo bulls hat came off and my stepdad brought it home as a keep sake . haha
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Post by HamCrescendo » Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:25 pm

I've been robbed before, nothing interesting though.


My mate was on the N18 home one night and woke up half way through the journey to find some guy with one hand holding his brand new phone and the other hand pilfering his pockets. My mate was mashed and just asked him for his phone back, put it back in his pocket and the guy got off the bus.


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Post by bandshell » Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:32 pm

one time I went to pick up 3gs of md off a mate and another guy who had been at his house overheard and met me instead. he turned up in a car with 3 other massive guys and just said give us the money or I'm gonna break your legs. :lol:

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Post by diablo » Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:51 pm

DanRev wrote:I've been robbed before, nothing interesting though.


My mate was on the N18 home one night and woke up half way through the journey to find some guy with one hand holding his brand new phone and the other hand pilfering his pockets. My mate was mashed and just asked him for his phone back, put it back in his pocket and the guy got off the bus.


See, violence is not the answer.

erm...if your mate had shot him in the back as he exited the bus,the guy couldn't try it on anyone else :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by xarcane » Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:55 pm

bandshell wrote:one time I went to pick up 3gs of md off a mate and another guy who had been at his house overheard and met me instead. he turned up in a car with 3 other massive guys and just said give us the money or I'm gonna break your legs. :lol:
Couldn't you get your mate to get him back? Or just read the numberplate?

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Post by NilsFG » Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:56 pm

Diablo wrote:erm...if your mate had shot him in the back as he exited the bus,the guy couldn't try it on anyone else :lol: :lol: :lol:
But shooting a guy in the back for that reason (or for any reason at all) is kinda lame

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Post by xarcane » Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:56 pm

Cheers for the props, that Croydon town centre one was a real team effort. One for the grammar school boys.

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Post by diablo » Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:40 pm

NilsFG wrote:
Diablo wrote:erm...if your mate had shot him in the back as he exited the bus,the guy couldn't try it on anyone else :lol: :lol: :lol:
But shooting a guy in the back for that reason (or for any reason at all) is kinda lame
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Make sure you get his attention and he turns around first :lol:

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Post by bandshell » Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:34 pm

XArcane wrote:
bandshell wrote:one time I went to pick up 3gs of md off a mate and another guy who had been at his house overheard and met me instead. he turned up in a car with 3 other massive guys and just said give us the money or I'm gonna break your legs. :lol:
Couldn't you get your mate to get him back? Or just read the numberplate?
lol what was I gonna do if I knew the plate they'd all just come batter me, the guys mum is a dealer and owns a gun and she's bad enough. :lol:

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Post by mawltea » Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:38 pm

XArcane wrote:Next best was in Croydon Town. Was 15 with 3 of my mates. We went to a grammar school so we were all in our posh grammar school uniforms, ties done up real tight, gay little rucksacks, etc., but so happens this particular group are all from council estates/the rougher parts of town. A large group of 13 year olds (?) comes up to us and here's an approximation the conversation

Mouthy chav: Oi bruv you got the time?
Mate1: You know there's a clock behind you
Mouthy chav: Oi bruv give me your phone
Mate1: (looking annoyed)..... Shut up
Mouthy chav: Oi search him *motions to one of his underlings, points at my small white friend. Underling chav approaches*
Mate2: If you touch me, I'm gonna fuck you up.
*Underling chav steps back*
Mouthy chav: I thought I said search him
Me: Shall we fuck them up?
Mate1: Yes. Come we go.
*We make a move and they all back off, we keep following them and they keep backing off. Mouthy chav is shouting threats as they back up. Eventually we can't help it and we all start laughing, I mean like side-splitting laughter. Mouthy chav now goes into pissed off high-pitched and really fast talk that some girls do.*
Mouhy chav: IFISEEYOUIMGONNAGASYOUIFMYBROTHERSEESYOUHE'SGONNAGASYOUBRUVYOUDONTKNOWWHOIAMBRUVIWILLGASYOUBRUVIMDTKIWILLGASYOU!!!

Now none of us knows what "gas" means so we're properly in hysterics by now, and there's a crowd of rudeboys gathering as there always is, we're in the main town centre bit. Eventually we stop laughing and we decide our best bet is to walk away before their older brother really does turn up. As we walk away mouthy chav shouts "PUSSYHOLES!"

Mate3 who up until this point hasn't said a word and is a skinny asian guy with glasses storms back to him, fakes a punch and the kid jumps back. Then he calmly drops the classic line "Come back when your balls drop." and walks away. The whole crowd of rudeboys gathered round just breaks down into laughter. We were even getting props at the bus-stop from random rudeboys who had seen us, one dude gave us a pack of Maltesers he had jacked from Woolworths. Epic day.
Haha, that's truly epic! Don't think I'd have the guts to do that myself though, would be terrified if it turned out they had a gun or knife or a weapon of sorts. Great story though!

I must say though, to all of you, most of you seem like pretty tough guys! I feel like a pussy compared to many of you. :lol:
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Post by Pi-Krust » Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:52 pm

Was in Spain a few years back,we'd just changed trains somewhere north of Barcelona and were just waiting to leave.I'd chucked my rucksack up onto the overhead rack without thinking really when my mate shouts "oi that guys just half-inched your bag".Looked out the window to see this bloke trying to leg it on to another train [whilst pushing a bike :roll: :lol: ].I followed him onto the other train and had him cornered so he just screamed "Hijos de Puta" and threw the bag at me in disgust :lol: .
Worst robbery however was last years burglary in London when I lost me tv,freeview box,decks,mixer,speakers and virtually all of me record collection of 20 years.Was stuffed on the insurance as well as my dipshit ex flatmate had left the back door open all day "so the house wouldn't be too hot when she got back from work" :cry: :cry: :evil: :evil: .
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Post by fretn » Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:18 pm

Damn, the stories i hear here are really surreal, i've never really encountered some brutal acts like you guys have experienced, but that's probably because i grew up in a small city...

Although my mom caught a burglar in the kitchen, and threathened him with a barbecue fork, she was furious :D, the guy immediately settled down & gave his id.
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Post by xarcane » Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:26 pm

bandshell wrote:
XArcane wrote:
bandshell wrote:one time I went to pick up 3gs of md off a mate and another guy who had been at his house overheard and met me instead. he turned up in a car with 3 other massive guys and just said give us the money or I'm gonna break your legs. :lol:
Couldn't you get your mate to get him back? Or just read the numberplate?
lol what was I gonna do if I knew the plate they'd all just come batter me, the guys mum is a dealer and owns a gun and she's bad enough. :lol:
Just tell the police you've seen suspicious dealings in it. Then they'll prob get pulled and found with gear on them. This no snitching thing is total bs.

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Post by limb » Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:57 pm

A couple of times people have tried to rob me when I was younger and my philosophy was don't give those fuckers anything, but I never really got into a really bad situation so I don't know if someone had a knife I'd have the balls to tell them to go fuck themselves, probably not, I'm a pretty skinny and pathetic looking guy, I doubt I'd be much good in a fight. A few years ago in a club I was pilled up and a guy started hassling me for pills, I didn't give him shit, we argued for a while then his mate, a huge black guy headbuts me and I didn't see it coming but I just stood there and stared them out, blood streaming from my nose, I wasn't going to fight three of them I'd have lasted about two minutes, so they left it.

A couple of weeks back I was on a bus and these two guys get on. One sits at the back smoking a joint, the other goes to the front and starts hassling a Somalian guy, he doesn't give the guy anything, then after a bit they start talking and joking awkwardly so I think I must have got the situation wrong. He leaves the bloke and sits next to a girl, starts up similar talk, asks her if she finds him threatening, she says no. I figure maybe he's chatting her up, he talks for a bit then leaves her. Comes sits next to me, starts asking all of these bullshit questions. "I ain't seen you around here? Where you from?" I'm smiling and laughing thinking he's some kind of a nut, so ask "is this your thing then? Talking to all the people on the bus?" and he goes "yeah it's my fucking job." Trying maybe to seem sinister, but I just thought he's a bit weird. After a little while we bump hands and he's off to the next person on the bus. There's three lads about eighteen or so sat on one seat each down the left of the bus, just behind me. He starts asking them the same questions then leans into him and starts hassling him for his phone, his money, this goes on for ages, about fifteen minutes and the lads not giving him anything. I guess before he was sounding me out to see how I would react, maybe I confused him by acting like it was a joke, maybe he thought I didn't have much money or wouldn't give it up, I don't know. But he was there hassling the kid, and I really feel bad that I didn't do shit about it, neither did anyone else on the bus, there was about three other full grown men there, including the Somalian fella who'd already been hassled before, the lad had two friends too, the mugger had his large mate at the back, but if we wanted to the two of them could have had the shit kicked out of them. Anyway at the end a woman gets of the bus and I guess they were scared that she'd call the police or something so they run off the bus. Thinking about it I'd really have loved to just get up and start on the pair of them, and I feel a bit bad that I didn't, it should be a civic duty to stop assholes like that, the world would be a better place if people did.

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Post by feral witchchild » Mon Aug 10, 2009 9:03 pm

Never been jacked. People KNOW not to try that bullshit.
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Post by fretn » Mon Aug 10, 2009 9:50 pm

that's mostly the problem people are too cowardly to do anything against it, the least you can do is to call the cops...
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Post by feral witchchild » Mon Aug 10, 2009 10:58 pm

fretn wrote:that's mostly the problem people are too cowardly to do anything against it, the least you can do is to call the cops...
The thing you've got to keep in mind is that like most muggers aren't ready to ACTUALLY stab you...MAYBE beat you but in general, if it gets physical, that just makes shit harder for them and good muggers know that. Even if they had a gat or some shit, no one's really dumb enough to risk catching a murder over like trying to get some meager amount of dough. They rely mostly on the whole fear factor.

EDIT: I just realized you meant cowardly in the sense that they don't go to the cops. Honestly, that's...like, if you live in a neighborhood where people know each other that's just about the worst thing you could do. haha It's fucked up, but I mean can you really blame people for not wanting to be viewed as snitches?
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Post by aftee » Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:56 am

I couldn't care less if somebody think's I'm a "snitch" because some dude put a gun to my head and told me to run my shit, but if they have a clear ID on me and know where I life then I'd really rather not have the cops run up on them, chances are nothing will even result from a small mugging with the police, lazy fucks are too busy giving traffic tickets.

As far as other things go though, like if I see some dude smokin a blunt or sellin' some drugs I'm not gunna run inside and frantically call the police as I peek out of my blinds, unless it's something serious I just mind my own.
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