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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:48 pm
by samsupa
At a Xmas party at a friends house
"I NEED TO TURN THIS OFF ITS MAKING ME ANXIOUS"
From my wifes Dad on the phone:
"SOUNDS LIKE HAUNTED HOUSE MUSIC DEAR"
at Grime City
"DO YOU TAKE REQUESTS THIS IS LITTLE TOO PAUL WALL FOR ME"
at an Outdoor party
"THIS IS GREAT IT SOUNDS LIKE SONIC TITTY TWISTER MUSIC"
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:05 pm
by once caldas
I've had "Can you play something happy?" from a couple of people
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:47 pm
by shonky
"This is the music I hear when I mastubate puppets"
"Bass is the new rocket salad"
"It's just sped up ambient"
"Are we there yet?"
"Don't think this'll be giving Chris de Burgh any lost sleep"
"Do I look like I'm fucking diabetic?????"
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:55 pm
by kion
"Got any Eurythmics or Rollo & SisterBliss(ter)?"
does it look like it?
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:59 pm
by deadlycrusher
why you like this?, its just dnb slowed down!
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:05 pm
by shonky
KION wrote:"Got any Eurythmics or Rollo & SisterBliss(ter)?"
does it look like it?
It's worth the borderline ethics of interspecies transplants just to say when the moment strikes
"yes I do have Tiger Feet"
and then not play it, but point out your undersized tiger feet. And then topple.
Even better if you can get the tiger with human feet to do a little dance.
It is your job as a dj to play Eurythymics whenever requested. It's in the European Bill of Rights and That so is legally binding. You can have your entire collection replaced by late 30's divorcees which can be a trying time for any music lover.
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:07 pm
by kion
divorcees you say? hmm I spose I could slip a few in... so to speak. And I could pack my tiger slippers -everyone's a winer!
*winnner
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:07 pm
by shonky
Can't believe b o r d e r l i n e comes up as Kevin Federline backwards - we keeping tabs on the eventual illiterate spammers that are doubtless going to tap the right buttons and end up here
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:08 pm
by kion
wnner
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:08 pm
by kion
WINNER ffs
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:09 pm
by obiwan
My mum likes my music and she likes the more dubby sounding dubstep. My dad says it sounds like Kraftwerk
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:10 pm
by kion
ecaf lewort
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:12 pm
by kion
Shonky wrote:Can't believe b o r d e r l i n e comes up as Kevin enilredef nivek backwards - we keeping tabs on the eventual illiterate spammers that are doubtless going to tap the right buttons and end up here
I wondered what kevIn federline ethics were!
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:14 pm
by eleven
Shonky wrote:"This is the music I hear when I mastubate puppets"
LOL!
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:14 pm
by shonky
KION wrote:divorcees you say? hmm I spose I could slip a few in... so to speak. And I could pack my tiger slippers -everyone's a winer!
*winnner
That should have read late 30's divorcees music collections "Songs for Bitter Celibates", "It Had to be Someone Else", "I've got You (Under Surveillance)", "Three Coins in the fountain (are all that are left to put Liam through school, you drunken philandering shit)" and something by the Bangles.
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:23 pm
by kion
wank like an egyptian!
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:35 pm
by nathanbeach
"Is this Moby?"
NBB
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:40 pm
by shonky
nathanbeach wrote:"Is this Moby?"
Was it though?
I get confused by all this music malarkey
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:49 pm
by forensix (mcr)
"put your cock away, you're scaring the children"
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:56 pm
by skavoovie_blind9
"YEAH THATS SICK THAT MATE" (AS THEY REACH FOR THE STOP BUTTON)