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metalboxproducts wrote:

baron_von_carlton wrote: prissy little slots.

Yeah, thats the problem with the under 10's

lloydnoise wrote:EGGLOAF



I've never had it, a friend went to Japan recently and said he couldn't see it anywhere.
It would fit a baguette perfectly

Looks like the "egg" mcdonalds uses for stuff like the Egg McMuffin.

Pi-Krust wrote:

ah the subtle power of advertising...
making people think they want to buy shit they dont need.

i mean really how hard is it to poach an egg?

is it so hard you need to drag your sorry arse out of your warm bed next to a hefty bosom (those of you who have large breasted ladys) and go out to town on one of only TWO days out of SEVEN that you have away from work, scraping ice off the windscreen of your clapped-out P reg diesel corsa with a cracked tesco clubcard because you were too hungover last weekend to buy de-icer, even tho it was minus 5 degrees outside and you were in tesco anyway! then youll be driving up and down the car park looking for an empty space for half an hour until you find the narrowest "space" in the whole carpark and scrape the car next to you trying to squeeze into it trying to see out of iced up and foggy windows, only then for the council to let you pay over a quid per hour to park, then youll be fighting your way through the marauding hordes of saturday-morning-my-life-is-so-empty-the-only-thing-i-can-think-of-doing-on-my-day-off-is-trudging-around-the-city-centre people getting pushed and mauled around, achilles tendons sliced open by pushchairs dragged around by underage chav-mums, then youll stand and wait patiently in line for another half hour in argos while some 16 year old couldnt-give-a-fuck-about-anyone-else, long haired metalhead, with an eyebrow piercing and halitosis takes as long as he can to serve each person while the kid in the buggy behind you flicks pieces of chewed up kit-kat down the back of coat. youll finally get served and hand over 35 hard earned pound coins to be the proud owner of a not-quite-big-enough-for-the-bread-i-like-to-eat toaster/only-one-egg-at-a-time-egg poacher combo.

youwill take this worthless piece of tat home and use it once and once only. it will then go into the back of a cupboard in your kitchen where it will stay forever along with a yellowed copy of a "Wok Right In" chinese takeaway menu and a small tupperware box full of busted fuses and rusty screws.

and then on one of the 6 times in your life youll actually ever want a poached egg enough to make one youll just use the same thing millions of people the world over have been using for hundreds of years to poach eggs. a saucepan of boiling water.

only youll not be able to make any poached eggs because you couldnt afford to buy any because you wasted all your money on an egg poacher/toaster machine...

^^ Brilliant!

Though I have another method of poaching eggs, that doesnt involve one of those or a saucepan.
Boil water
Put the boiling water into a bowl
Crack an egg into said bowl of water
Whack it in the microwave for about 40/60 seconds.
Voilà

BNanni wrote:^^ Brilliant!

Though I have another method of poaching eggs, that doesnt involve one of those or a saucepan.
Boil water
Put the boiling water into a bowl
Crack an egg into said bowl of water
Whack it in the microwave for about 40/60 seconds.
Voilà

does it still come out runny?,nothing worse than a non runny poached egg

double trouble

Pi-Krust wrote:

BNanni wrote:^^ Brilliant!

Though I have another method of poaching eggs, that doesnt involve one of those or a saucepan.
Boil water
Put the boiling water into a bowl
Crack an egg into said bowl of water
Whack it in the microwave for about 40/60 seconds.
Voilà

does it still come out runny?,nothing worse than a non runny poached egg

Yeah!
Just keep an eye on it.

mercules wrote:

for some reason i just googled this to try and buy it, somehting about butter lip balm seems very appealing. nayway, i found this king of butter slicers.....




and it also reminded me my favourtie kitchen cutter, the Slap Chop...

sirsnaf wrote:and it also reminded me my favourtie kitchen cutter, the Slap Chop...

Is it just me or does that guys face remind you of troll face...or am I pointing out something blatantly obvious???

baron_von_carlton wrote: This is only true if you have a fake Swiss Army Knife. My Toenails are like Wood and the old trusty Swiss has been trimming them for a good five years now, without having to be re-sharpened. The Knife will also maime you, i cut my finger to the bone once whilst drunk lime chopping. The tweezers are pointless and i'm yet to use the saw. However the leather punch once came in handy for something non leather punching related.

I hate how the knife blade doesn't lock into place. I was cutting some rope with one once and the blade snapped shut on my finger. Seriously every other folding knife I can think of has a locking mechanism.

The Clunge Plunge: a horrible thing to find steeping in disinfectant at the best of times but even worse when it's just left in the sink where you washed your face each morning.

I love this program

firky wrote:The Clunge Plunge: a horrible thing to find steeping in disinfectant at the best of times but even worse when it's just left in the sink where you washed your face each morning.

The fuck? Is it for sucking out jizz after fucking that stranger in the bus shelter?

this kinda...



although frankly if you cant use normal clippers without spannering yourself then you dont deserve to have opposable thumbs...

j-sh wrote:

Aaaaah.

The song of a generation.

it's a drift trike, the back wheels are like those found on a trolley so when you go round a corner, if you lean into it you spin, looks like LOADSA FUN.

antistar_133 wrote:

it's a drift trike, the back wheels are like those found on a trolley so when you go round a corner, if you lean into it you spin, looks like LOADSA FUN.

WANT

how much?

snuff wrote:this kinda...



although frankly if you cant use normal clippers without spannering yourself then you dont deserve to have opposable thumbs...

Yeah agreed 100% with this^

Clippers are mighty easy to use, + this thing looks fucking scary anyway, have you looked inside one? I mean, if you have an ear accident with clippers, you'll get a little nip, and a bit of blood.

Get your ear in one of these and your fucked.

Only a matter of time till someone tries shaving their balls with one of these.

amick wrote:

antistar_133 wrote:

it's a drift trike, the back wheels are like those found on a trolley so when you go round a corner, if you lean into it you spin, looks like LOADSA FUN.

WANT

how much?

£75 apparently, saw it on the gadget show on their top 5 toys this week.