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gwa wrote:dza is not exactly the type of guy to lie though lol

???

explain

am i saying he's lying?

no, lol... im just saying about his statement

people need to quote more

@Dza

sup bro - you a tnuc on every post you make? or making a special effort?

hahahahaha. is this the lincoln army?

Stebrah wrote:@Dza

sup bro - you a tnuc on every post you make? or making a special effort?

nowt cuntish about the truth is there

Good thread, would read again.

DZA wrote:

Stebrah wrote:@Dza

sup bro - you a tnuc on every post you make? or making a special effort?

nowt cuntish about the truth is there

HERK A DERRK A DERRK NOWT BWT TROOF

Stebrah wrote:@Dza

sup bro - you a tnuc on every post you make? or making a special effort?

I met a girl from the internet once when I was about 15.

When I put her and her friend on the bus back home, I started waving my arms around sticking my fingers up yelling "yeahhhhhhh you cunnnnnnnnntsss"

Don't know why, but me and my mate were in stitches...

Just so this is all perfectly clear to you all I'll explain what happened.
Nothing happended with me and Sham apart from his perverse advances which failed. I've never liked any of you sexually especially you DZA, you're not attractive at all and I've not tried it on with anyone on here apart from my current boyfriend.
I seem to remember a lot of questions, well one question really 'anal?' 'anal?'. Yes DZA I'm talking about you.
Why do you think I've stopped posting here, so as to get away from morons like you lot.
But now I'm getting thread dedicated to making me out to be some fucking whore.
Seriously you lot should grow up some day soon, instead of spending your life as a 20 odd year old lad sitting behind a computer asking a girl for anal or handy shandy's.

To sum it up, DZA you couldn't pull a fucking door, you're ugly and Sham you're a desperate pervert.

BNanni wrote:Just so this is all perfectly clear to you all I'll explain what happened.
Nothing happended with me and Sham apart from his perverse advances which failed. I've never liked any of you sexually especially you DZA, you're not attractive at all and I've not tried it on with anyone on here apart from my current boyfriend.
I seem to remember a lot of questions, well one question really 'anal?' 'anal?'. Yes DZA I'm talking about you.
Why do you think I've stopped posting here, so as to get away from morons like you lot.
But now I'm getting thread dedicated to making me out to be some fucking whore.
Seriously you lot should grow up some day soon, instead of spending your life as a 20 odd year old lad sitting behind a computer asking a girl for anal or handy shandy's.

To sum it up, DZA you couldn't pull a fucking door, you're ugly and Sham you're a desperate pervert.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHJGQsZIH2o
Wheeeeel up.

BNanni wrote:Just so this is all perfectly clear to you all I'll explain what happened.
Nothing happended with me and Sham apart from his perverse advances which failed. I've never liked any of you sexually especially you DZA, you're not attractive at all and I've not tried it on with anyone on here apart from my current boyfriend.
I seem to remember a lot of questions, well one question really 'anal?' 'anal?'. Yes DZA I'm talking about you.
Why do you think I've stopped posting here, so as to get away from morons like you lot.
But now I'm getting thread dedicated to making me out to be some fucking whore.
Seriously you lot should grow up some day soon, instead of spending your life as a 20 odd year old lad sitting behind a computer asking a girl for anal or handy shandy's.

To sum it up, DZA you couldn't pull a fucking door, you're ugly and Sham you're a desperate pervert.

QFT.

Reserved this post for my delayed response.

ashley wrote:I met a girl from the internet once when I was about 15.

When I put her and her friend on the bus back home, I started waving my arms around sticking my fingers up yelling "yeahhhhhhh you cunnnnnnnnntsss"

Don't know why, but me and my mate were in stitches...

This thread gets a thumbs up from me!

BNanni wrote: Seriously you lot should grow up some day soon, instead of spending your life as a 20 odd year old lad sitting behind a computer asking a girl for anal or handy shandy's.
.

Well there goes that hobby..

Truth is if a girl moved to one man on the forum, she has probably moved to bare mans on the forum. Dza was probably only saying that because he knew it was a joke ting.

ashley wrote:I met a girl from the internet once when I was about 15.

When I put her and her friend on the bus back home, I started waving my arms around sticking my fingers up yelling "yeahhhhhhh you cunnnnnnnnntsss"

Don't know why, but me and my mate were in stitches...

Haha this is total champion! I remember similar events at a similar age, one time including a mate pressing his freshly pierced bell end up against the bus window at some girls we'd just poorly 'double dated' to the cinema

Also props to the delivery of the brutal bruth from 'BNanni' - brrah braap

BNanni wrote:Just so this is all perfectly clear to you all I'll explain what happened.
Nothing happended with me and Sham apart from his perverse advances which failed. I've never liked any of you sexually especially you DZA, you're not attractive at all and I've not tried it on with anyone on here apart from my current boyfriend.
I seem to remember a lot of questions, well one question really 'anal?' 'anal?'. Yes DZA I'm talking about you.
Why do you think I've stopped posting here, so as to get away from morons like you lot.
But now I'm getting thread dedicated to making me out to be some fucking whore.
Seriously you lot should grow up some day soon, instead of spending your life as a 20 odd year old lad sitting behind a computer asking a girl for anal or handy shandy's.

To sum it up, DZA you couldn't pull a fucking door, you're ugly and Sham you're a desperate pervert.

Look at it this way Sham (whoever he is, guessing tr0tsky), at least she never said you weren't a looker!

Feel for you though DZA!

BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:
Also props to the delivery of the brutal bruth from 'BNanni' - brrah braap

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