Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:01 pm
Well it's Engrish init. God knows what you get when you google 'German Flag' from a Chinese 'state' search engine. 
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Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:04 pm
Headphones: There's all kinds of them all for £1 - even sets of 2 which work out at 50p each! I'm on a hell of a run right now, had some which have lasted about 2 months, usually they die by now!
Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:30 am
don't ever go into poundland and try to buy a single can of pop, the checkout girl will look at you like you just pissed on her nan.
Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 11:32 am
snick01 wrote:don't ever go into poundland and try to buy a single can of pop, the checkout girl will look at you like you just pissed on her nan.
Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:31 pm
I need to get involved in one of these tak mecca's. We had one opened my chico or something equally lame in my old town but it was soon swamped by ingrates. That part of the shopping centre has a constant smell and constant group of people loitering outside.
They always seemed to seel mutlipacks of cheap foreign rizla with their chocolate.
They always seemed to seel mutlipacks of cheap foreign rizla with their chocolate.
Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:51 pm
buying jazzles (chocolate consisting of sugar and water) from 99p shop
picked up something at the counter "how much is this"
woman gave me the most patronizing look ever
picked up something at the counter "how much is this"
woman gave me the most patronizing look ever
Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:53 pm
My area. We have a new, VAT friendly breed of pound shops
'One pound and more'
'One pound and more'
Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:07 pm
I heard on the news that due to the high rate of inflation pound stores will struggle at having such wonderful stock due to not being able to sell the items at "magnificent value".
They have already taken our bags of sugar.
They have already taken our bags of sugar.
Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:59 pm
Euro-stretcher sounds like a porn-flick.
Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:04 pm
in deptford it's the 99p+ shopWhosZena? wrote:My area. We have a new, VAT friendly breed of pound shops
'One pound and more'
Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:06 pm
firky wrote:Euro-stretcher sounds like a porn-flick.
Actually lol'd. Best thing I've read all week.Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:01 am
you beat me to it, that review cracks me up, seriously though what did the guy expect when he was buying it, its called billy owens for fuck sakenoam wrote:was interested, read the first review on imdblloydnoise wrote:thisDRTY wrote:I bought fucking loads of stuff from there as gifts to give away at an event i put on xmas eve. Was pure lolz. Seriously high quality gifts.
I bought I my mates the terrible DVDs they sell in 99pStores (couldn't see any films in Poundland plus i save 1p for every item bought).
They had a few Asylum films (Transmorphers, I am Omega etc) as well as some really odd straight-to-VHS-and-then-for-some-reason-released-on-DVD films as well such as 'Alien Intruder' starring Billy Dee Williams and this magnificant fail:
literally the most hilarious pile of shit ever, I urge all ninjas to track this film down, get peng and laugh your mind off.. It took us about 3 hours to watch it cos we kept rewinding bits to laugh at again and again. The review here sums it up:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1330208/
was shocked by the openness and bohemian nature of the first reviewer
i quoteJ_H wrote:Amateurish in every respect. Not watchable. This movie was a big disappointment for my wife daughter.
Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:37 am
I got Worzel Gummidge season one dvd from quid shop, never been so exited buying a dvd before. Good Times.
Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:38 pm
my gosh I really want to watch the Mystical Adventures of Billy Owens now! Anyone seen any of the delta force movies?
Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 5:34 pm
Ok, just got one of those "4 films on 2 double sided DVDs" sets they have in Poundland, featuring;
Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 6:19 pm
Poundlandsnick01 wrote:just pissed on her nan.
Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 6:43 pm
Dragon fighter that one is quality. Watch out for the disappearing acts which involve throwing a smoke bomb and standing in the same spot until the camera cuts.wub wrote:Ok, just got one of those "4 films on 2 double sided DVDs" sets they have in Poundland, featuring;