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Sheff wrote:yep, nothing worse than wiping your arse with wet toilet paper and applying too much pressing then end up putting ur finger up ur bum

i don't know how you wipe your ass man but it sure isn't normal, wet paper or not

Raggles wrote:On the topic of assholes and showers...how thoroughly do you/are you supposed to clean your ass/hole?

Before I post what I do, I will examine other peoples opinions.

i wager you almost certainly go well beyond the lengths necessary to clean your asshole

me, well we only have a sit-down shower in my house (in the bath) so its a bit of shower gel i just turn the shower head to the sky and enemise my asshole

also good way to clean your balls, can do both at once

i have divulged too much

now i feel shamed

noam wrote:

Raggles wrote:On the topic of assholes and showers...how thoroughly do you/are you supposed to clean your ass/hole?

Before I post what I do, I will examine other peoples opinions.

i wager you almost certainly go well beyond the lengths necessary to clean your asshole

me, well we only have a sit-down shower in my house (in the bath) so its a bit of shower gel i just turn the shower head to the sky and enemise my asshole

also good way to clean your balls, can do both at once

i have divulged too much

now i feel shamed

A FUCKING SHOWER YOU HAVE TO SIT IN?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH UR HOUSE

Sheff wrote:

noam wrote:

Raggles wrote:On the topic of assholes and showers...how thoroughly do you/are you supposed to clean your ass/hole?

Before I post what I do, I will examine other peoples opinions.

i wager you almost certainly go well beyond the lengths necessary to clean your asshole

me, well we only have a sit-down shower in my house (in the bath) so its a bit of shower gel i just turn the shower head to the sky and enemise my asshole

also good way to clean your balls, can do both at once

i have divulged too much

now i feel shamed

A FUCKING SHOWER YOU HAVE TO SIT IN?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH UR HOUSE

friend of mine has a sit in shower, unreal. Granite walls and what not, like a 10 by 10 sit down shower.
Oh the sex i would have in that....

my dad refuses to get a proper shower...

fucked up

the thread title forces me to post

hasezwei wrote:the thread title forces me to poo

fixed

All this talk reminds me of the woman in that video who is really OCD about keeping her asshole clean, can't remember where I saw that video though.

oprs wrote:

Sheff wrote:

noam wrote:

Raggles wrote:On the topic of assholes and showers...how thoroughly do you/are you supposed to clean your ass/hole?

Before I post what I do, I will examine other peoples opinions.

i wager you almost certainly go well beyond the lengths necessary to clean your asshole

me, well we only have a sit-down shower in my house (in the bath) so its a bit of shower gel i just turn the shower head to the sky and enemise my asshole

also good way to clean your balls, can do both at once

i have divulged too much

now i feel shamed

A FUCKING SHOWER YOU HAVE TO SIT IN?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH UR HOUSE

friend of mine has a sit in shower, unreal. Granite walls and what not, like a 10 by 10 sit down shower.
Oh the sex i would have in that....

Incestual Austrian dungeon sex

first solid poo in a very long time. had length and girth. am pleased with results.

good day

Molzie wrote:first solid poo in a very long time. had length and girth. am pleased with results.

good day

im ussually gutted when i think im brewin the biggest shit and i squeeze out a baby turtle.

but fart for 20 minutes

had a black one this morning, the red wine from the evening before

weird thing was, it had a normally coloured patch kind of stuck onto it like when you used to make a plasticine poo in school... out of plasticine...

had this a few times before, you think you got a rich chocolate but its laced with peanut butter

either way, it was huge and whole

maybe 4-5 Couric's

i had 5 tesco ''micro cheese burgers'' in 2 days. the end result was the thickness of my wrist

noam wrote:had a black one this morning, the red wine from the evening before

weird thing was, it had a normally coloured patch kind of stuck onto it like when you used to make a plasticine poo in school... out of plasticine...

had this a few times before, you think you got a rich chocolate but its laced with peanut butter

either way, it was huge and whole

maybe 4-5 Couric's

I work night shifts and day shifts so my pooing pattern is quite erratic

wormcode wrote: Btw I have always shaved in the shower. Get 2 birds stoned at once.

I go one step further and also brush my teeth in the shower.

If am having a bath late at night, I do the candle and spliff thing. Leaving the bathroom door open so I can hear the stereo, put something nice and chilled on. Lie backand stroke my loefah.

noam wrote:had a black one this morning, the red wine from the evening before

When I was 17 I had a sticky black shit. I remember it well because it was like trying to wipe tar from my delicate flower. At the time of pooing I never really thought much of it, put it down to alcohol. Couple of days later I was walking back from my friends house late at night and threw up, in the yellow street lights my vomit looked black. Again I just put it down to the booze.

Got home and was sick again. This time I saw that it was bright red with blood, some of it was congealed and turning black. I shouted on my old man who phoned 999. I got airlifted to hospital and was in ICU for a couple of days; I had suffered massive blood loss from ruptured esophageal varices caused by portal hypertension, which is as a direct result of having congenital hepatic fibrosis.

So if you ever have sticky black poo... beware, it could indicate internal bleeding.

Gewze wrote:i had 5 tesco ''micro cheese burgers'' in 2 days. the end result was the thickness of my wrist

Don't you just hate it when you get fisted by your own feces?

You're doing something wrong if shit is going up your arsehole, dude.

firky wrote:

noam wrote:had a black one this morning, the red wine from the evening before

When I was 17 I had a sticky black shit. I remember it well because it was like trying to wipe tar from my delicate flower. At the time of pooing I never really thought much of it, put it down to alcohol. Couple of days later I was walking back from my friends house late at night and threw up, in the yellow street lights my vomit looked black. Again I just put it down to the booze.

Got home and was sick again. This time I saw that it was bright red with blood, some of it was congealed and turning black. I shouted on my old man who phoned 999. I got airlifted to hospital and was in ICU for a couple of days; I had suffered massive blood loss from ruptured esophageal varices caused by portal hypertension, which is as a direct result of having congenital hepatic fibrosis.

So if you ever have sticky black poo... beware, it could indicate internal bleeding.

fuck.... so you have heart problems??

but yeh, my poo was solid and black and it was from red wine

good to know though

Nah, liver. It doesn't really effect me day to day but if I get too drunk am not hungover but ill for days and sometimes, and I mean full on ill. Puking, headaches, fever, the works.