Steve Jobs is dead.

wub · Post by **wub** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:29 am

Steve Jobs isn't really dead, the nurses are just holding him the wrong way.

lloydnoise · Post by **lloydnoise** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:31 am

wub wrote:Steve Jobs isn't really dead, the nurses are just holding him the wrong way.

LOL sir, LOL

magma · Post by **magma** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:33 am

wub wrote:Steve Jobs isn't really dead, the nurses are just holding him the wrong way.

O Tumma Tum Ladin · Post by **O Tumma Tum Ladin** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:34 am

wub wrote:Cure for cancer?

Yeah, there's no app for that.

Neptune · Post by **Neptune** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:35 am

kidshuffle wrote:Tbh I could care less;

You mean you couldn't care less? Or you've still got that lickle bit of care you want to get rid of?

MrAural · Post by **MrAural** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:37 am

It's wrong, buy for some reason, I can't help but laugh at these jokes.. The poor dude's dead..

magma · Post by **magma** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:40 am

Neptune wrote:
kidshuffle wrote:Tbh I could care less;
You mean you couldn't care less? Or you've still got that lickle bit of care you want to get rid of?

This is one Americanism I just can't get my head around...

O Tumma Tum Ladin · Post by **O Tumma Tum Ladin** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:48 am

I'm assuming he's gonna come back like robocop?

wub · Post by **wub** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:52 am

O Tumma Tum Ladin wrote:I'm assuming he's gonna come back like robocop?

Robocop running on OSx would be fucking gay. Like literally bumming Clarence Boddicker gay.

wub · Post by **wub** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:57 am

These jokes about Steve Jobs aren't very PC.

O Tumma Tum Ladin · Post by **O Tumma Tum Ladin** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:10 am

wub wrote:
O Tumma Tum Ladin wrote:I'm assuming he's gonna come back like robocop?

Robocop running on OSx would be fucking gay. Like literally bumming Clarence Boddicker gay.

they have gay police now I heard

magma · Post by **magma** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:12 am

wub wrote:These jokes about Steve Jobs aren't very PC.

It seems he took yesterday's iPhone 4S announcements a little too seriously and uploaded himself to the Cloud.

Kodachrome · Post by **Kodachrome** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:13 am

wub wrote:These jokes about Steve Jobs aren't very PC.

PC.. pancreatic cancer.. there's a joke there... but I refuse.

R.I.P. Steve, even with how much I hate apple.

wub · Post by **wub** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:18 am

Kodachrome wrote:
wub wrote:These jokes about Steve Jobs aren't very PC.
PC.. pancreatic cancer.. there's a joke there... but I refuse.

There's already a joke there

Kodachrome · Post by **Kodachrome** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:19 am

wub wrote:
Kodachrome wrote:
wub wrote:These jokes about Steve Jobs aren't very PC.
PC.. pancreatic cancer.. there's a joke there... but I refuse.

There's already a joke there

I know.. connecting the dots and refusing to acknowledge them..

RandoRando · Post by **RandoRando** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:31 am

Steve Jobs is just like a Mac. Once a piece malfunctions, you have to change the whole thing.

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:35 am

Next up: all Apple products 50% cheaper

naphta · Post by **naphta** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:39 am

"So far, at least 16 people have jumped from high buildings at the foxconn factory so far this year, with 12 deaths. A further 20 people were stopped by the company before they could attempt to kill themselves."

and nobody gives a f*ck

weedlefruit · Post by **weedlefruit** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:45 am

More people need to remember him for more than just Apple though.

Pixar? Toy Story was the first 100% computer animated film.

On the other hand, Apple's shares will probably drop just because people think Steve Jobs has massive control over the company, But he hasn't been top god for a while, Just a voice on the board.

RIP

oli90 · Post by **oli90** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:50 am

naphta wrote:"So far, at least 16 people have jumped from high buildings at the foxconn factory so far this year, with 12 deaths. A further 20 people were stopped by the company before they could attempt to kill themselves."

and nobody gives a f*ck

!. Famous person dies.
2. Dig up some dirt on them.
3. Post on internet.
4. Take moral highground.
5. Accuse world of not caring.

Wow. Don't think anyones ever done that before well done.

Edit: Also I'm pretty sure foxconn have alot more clients than just Apple.

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