What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Phigure · Post by **Phigure** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:11 am

probably a small house cat

mks · Post by **mks** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:13 am

"Oh Gewze, you've been attacked by a cougar."

pkay · Post by **pkay** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:14 am

I've always had an odd fascination with wanting to punch a dolphin.

Morality set aside. If given the option I would like to attempt to kill a dolphin.

Gewze · Post by **Gewze** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:18 am

mks wrote:"Oh Gewze, you've been attacked by a cougar."

oh mks, would you lick my bleeding gash?

mks · Post by **mks** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:25 am

Gewze wrote:
mks wrote:"Oh Gewze, you've been attacked by a cougar."

oh mks, would you lick my bleeding gash?

south3rn · Post by **south3rn** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:41 am

Kochari wrote:

(I'm a vegetarian)

what does being vegetarian have to do with it?

i don't think this thread involved you eating said slain animal.

Shum · Post by **Shum** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:47 am

south3rn wrote:
Kochari wrote:

(I'm a vegetarian)
what does being vegetarian have to do with it?

i don't think this thread involved you eating said slain animal.

[insert crude joke about wub eating pussy]

ketamine · Post by **ketamine** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:04 am

noam wrote:
pkay wrote:i killed a wolverine that attacked my dog with a shovel.

Does this question include shovel ability?
Pkay is solid

he killed a Wolverine that had a shovel

DONT MESS

wub · Post by **wub** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 6:59 am

mks wrote:
wub wrote:
wizeguy wrote:
wub wrote:
wizeguy wrote:No chance could you kill a Mountain Lion! might scare it away but they would definitely fuck up a man
Yeah I could.
maybe a disabled one
Nope, normal standard issue mountain lion. No ailments, disabilities or impairments of any kind. I'd take it down.
A Mountain Lion could fuck you up. Attacks happen occasionally where I live in the nation of Cascadia.

http://tchester.org/sgm/lists/lion_attacks_nonca.html

http://www.mountaineersbooks.org/client ... unters.cfm

http://www.kingsoutdoorworld.com/featur ... ck03.shtml

You have to be Kung Fu monk or have a gun to take one of them down.

Get me a mountain lion and I'll prove it.

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:04 am

Gun > Mountain line

wub · Post by **wub** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:06 am

No guns or weapons of any sort, other than what I can improvise during the fight itself (i.e. a rock to the head to finish if off cleanly once I've taken it down)

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:11 am

but first you have to take it down
this sounds like read dead redemption
you had to wait for the right moment and be standing on the correct rock to slash the mountain line in the face for a knife kill
damn thing got me too many times

wub · Post by **wub** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:16 am

Electric_Head wrote:but first you have to take it down

Yep, could do that.

pulkpull · Post by **pulkpull** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:22 am

Swans are hard.

I reckon I could take a boll weevil. Probably not before it rapes all my cotton though.

magma · Post by **magma** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:22 am

You can kill an otter in about a second.... just kick its face off.

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:54 am

i'd fight most mammals... if its got a neck then i can (and will) jump on it's back and choke it to death

I mean if a 9 year old boy can fuck up a pitbull with jiu-jitsu then i sure as hell can
http://www.bakersfieldnow.com/news/local/37069754.html

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:21 pm

UFC 137
Drew Heredia vs The PitBull

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:22 pm

Electric_Head wrote:UFC 137
Drew Heredia vs The PitBull

both sound like legit fighter names haha

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:27 pm

Drew the Dog Stopper Heredia

real fighting name that one

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:28 pm

Drew 'The Veterinarian' Heredia

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