This thread is fucking hilarious. On a serious note just lay down a patch of duct tape sticky side up in front of your monitor.
Re: There's a spider living in my RP5
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:16 pm
by wormcode
mks wrote:
wormcode wrote:Spiders are our friends.
I thought so too and I thought I had made peace with the spiders in my apartment until one bit me on my lower eyelid while I was sleeping.
This happened like a month ago and my lower eyelid is still swollen with a small bag (like baggy eyes or whatevs) and you can still see the fang mark. And that eyelid keeps twitching.
The truce may be off.
Hey maybe he thought you looked exhausted lately and just wanted to get you a couple of days off work or something. I've been bit before but didn't break out luckily. I did have to evict him after that though, banished to the attic. A little too close to the bed... there's boundaries of course.
Re: There's a spider living in my RP5
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 6:24 pm
by 55stevieboy2010
best thread on dsf atm
mouse trap out the front of speaker, fly where the cheese goes. wait
mks wrote:Spiders are affected more by high frequencies. Boost the treble.
Cool story brah, but spiders don't have ears.
Re: There's a spider living in my RP5
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 10:05 pm
by mks
But they have millions of tiny hairs that pick up millions of tiny vibrations...
Re: There's a spider living in my RP5
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 10:33 pm
by traktion
Spread insect killer (powder) over anywhere where the spider could have gotten in. Hopefully the spider will come in contact with some of it and die. The you can use a vacuum to clear the powder and spider's dead body.
Re: There's a spider living in my RP5
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 2:31 am
by VirtualMark
mromgwtf wrote:
mks wrote:Spiders are affected more by high frequencies. Boost the treble.
Cool story brah, but spiders don't have ears.
They sense vibration when somethings caught in their web.
Re: There's a spider living in my RP5
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 2:33 am
by ehbes
Show it videos of people killing spiders
Re: There's a spider living in my RP5
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 7:20 am
by RandoRando
OP CAN YOU PLEASE TRY TO GET A PICTURE OF THE SPIDER!
Re: There's a spider living in my RP5
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:06 am
by Fauster
RandoRando wrote:OP CAN YOU PLEASE TRY TO GET A PICTURE OF THE SPIDER!
I haven't seen the motherfucker since I made this thread. The only reason I know he's still in there is because I keep blow out bits of web every morning. If I end up taking it apart I'll take see if I can catch the guy.
Re: There's a spider living in my RP5
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:43 am
by deadly_habit
nah spiders are bros, i never evict em, they kill all the actually annoying insects
Re: There's a spider living in my RP5
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:45 am
by Terpit
deadly habit wrote:
nah spiders are bros, i never evict em, they kill all the actually annoying insects
Geckos are the one, they kill the spiders aswell
Re: There's a spider living in my RP5
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:48 am
by deadly_habit
Re: There's a spider living in my RP5
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:43 am
by Marzz
Fauster wrote:
RandoRando wrote:OP CAN YOU PLEASE TRY TO GET A PICTURE OF THE SPIDER!
I haven't seen the motherfucker since I made this thread. The only reason I know he's still in there is because I keep blow out bits of web every morning. If I end up taking it apart I'll take see if I can catch the guy.
He knows you started the fuckin thread mate...
Re: There's a spider living in my RP5
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:45 am
by Marzz
OfficialDAPT wrote:Just kill it... you don't have to relocate it, it's an insect.
Re: There's a spider living in my RP5
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 12:05 pm
by Terpit
Pickle it - TUNE!
Re: There's a spider living in my RP5
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 2:34 pm
by antipode
Can't believe you're actually considering dismantling your monitor just to get a spider out
I think what you need to do is find out what a spider's resonant frequency is and go from there.
deadly habit wrote:
fuck this reminds me of GV1
Re: There's a spider living in my RP5
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 3:42 pm
by fuz
Epic thread!
I sincerely hope in few weeks you shoot pics here of you with the spider enjoying chill soft drink together, as good flat mate.
She's like your nr.1 groupie.