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Re: Can I become Prime minister?

Post by murky21 » Wed May 08, 2013 1:42 pm

hahahahaha 10/10

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Re: Can I become Prime minister?

Post by magma » Wed May 08, 2013 2:00 pm

DRTY wrote:are you writing an actual book?
I think "trying to write a book" covers it... fits and starts for the couple of months as I seem to have got over the big "I'M WRITING A BOOOOOOOOK" excitement from when I first started and keep finding books I've got to read first, but it's definitely taking shape and I think a few bits might even make some sense. :u:
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Re: Can I become Prime minister?

Post by wub » Wed May 08, 2013 2:03 pm

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DRTY wrote:are you writing an actual book?
I think "trying to write a book" covers it... fits and starts for the couple of months as I seem to have got over the big "I'M WRITING A BOOOOOOOOK" excitement from when I first started and keep finding books I've got to read first, but it's definitely taking shape and I think a few bits might even make some sense. :u:
So a somewhat liberal leaning person who likes his weed and the company of women, and is trying to write a book?

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Re: Can I become Prime minister?

Post by Pistonsbeneath » Wed May 08, 2013 2:05 pm

Good luck I'd love to write a sci-fi novel that incorporates where I live and uses allegory to highlight the bad elements of our culture...but I wouldn't know where to start
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Re: Can I become Prime minister?

Post by magma » Wed May 08, 2013 2:08 pm

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magma wrote:
DRTY wrote:are you writing an actual book?
I think "trying to write a book" covers it... fits and starts for the couple of months as I seem to have got over the big "I'M WRITING A BOOOOOOOOK" excitement from when I first started and keep finding books I've got to read first, but it's definitely taking shape and I think a few bits might even make some sense. :u:
So a somewhat liberal leaning person who likes his weed and the company of women, and is trying to write a book?

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Re: Can I become Prime minister?

Post by magma » Wed May 08, 2013 2:10 pm

Pistonsbeneath wrote:Good luck I'd love to write a sci-fi novel that incorporates where I live and uses allegory to highlight the bad elements of our culture...but I wouldn't know where to start
"Once upon a time..."

The hardest bit about writing a book is opening Word.

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Re: Can I become Prime minister?

Post by wub » Wed May 08, 2013 2:11 pm

Pistonsbeneath wrote:Good luck I'd love to write a sci-fi novel that incorporates where I live and uses allegory to highlight the bad elements of our culture...but I wouldn't know where to start
Start with a short story or a submission to a magazine.

I make a decent amount by selling female POV sexual anecdotes to 'lads' magazines for them to publish. Surprisingly challenging to maintain the correct tone without the risk of alienating the reader or making it sound overly tacky.

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Re: Can I become Prime minister?

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wub wrote:
Pistonsbeneath wrote:Good luck I'd love to write a sci-fi novel that incorporates where I live and uses allegory to highlight the bad elements of our culture...but I wouldn't know where to start
Start with a short story or a submission to a magazine.

I make a decent amount by selling female POV sexual anecdotes to 'lads' magazines for them to publish. Surprisingly challenging to maintain the correct tone without the risk of alienating the reader or making it sound overly tacky.
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Post by particle-jim » Wed May 08, 2013 2:30 pm

wub wrote:I make a decent amount by selling female POV sexual anecdotes to 'lads' magazines for them to publish. Surprisingly challenging to maintain the correct tone without the risk of alienating the reader or making it sound overly tacky.
I so wish this to be true :lol:
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Post by Pistonsbeneath » Wed May 08, 2013 2:41 pm

is that your main job wub? ;-)
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Re: Can I become Prime minister?

Post by wub » Wed May 08, 2013 2:47 pm

Pistonsbeneath wrote:is that your main job wub? ;-)
Within the UK, technically yes as I'm now employed in Spain.

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Re: Can I become Prime minister?

Post by DRTY » Wed May 08, 2013 2:49 pm

STEALING SPANISH PPLZ JOBZ

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Post by wub » Wed May 08, 2013 2:51 pm

DRTY wrote:STEALING SPANISH PPLZ JOBZ
And their women 8)

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wub wrote:
DRTY wrote:STEALING SPANISH PPLZ JOBZ
And their women 8)
woman :a:
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Re: Can I become Prime minister?

Post by DRTY » Wed May 08, 2013 2:52 pm

haha, are you Spanish fluent?

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Re: Can I become Prime minister?

Post by wub » Wed May 08, 2013 2:54 pm

southstar wrote:
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DRTY wrote:STEALING SPANISH PPLZ JOBZ
And their women 8)
woman :a:
Technically job not jobz, but why let semantics get in the way of a good quip.
DRTY wrote:haha, are you Spanish fluent?
Not for shit...reading is up to the standard where I can just about read the paper in the mornings, but the conversational stuff is taking a bit longer due to the speed of delivery that is the norm over here. Thankfully it's a very animated language so I can usually follow what's going on.

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Re: Can I become Prime minister?

Post by Pistonsbeneath » Wed May 08, 2013 3:25 pm

Mi hablo espanol poquito

mi puta esta rota
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Re: Can I become Prime minister?

Post by DiegoSapiens » Wed May 08, 2013 3:57 pm

Pistonsbeneath wrote:Mi hablo espanol poquito

mi puta esta rota
thats a weird phrase hahaha who taught you that?
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Re: Can I become Prime minister?

Post by Pistonsbeneath » Wed May 08, 2013 5:08 pm

DiegoSapiens wrote:
Pistonsbeneath wrote:Mi hablo espanol poquito

mi puta esta rota
thats a weird phrase hahaha who taught you that?
noone i figured it out i speak a bit of spanish :)
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Re: Can I become Prime minister?

Post by DiegoSapiens » Wed May 08, 2013 5:12 pm

hahah big ups! :P
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