Porn in the UK to become 'opt in'

[Terpit]

pay for porn... what am i thinking

[Lye_Form]

Online sex n thangs ta be blocked by default, PM announces

Claire Perry MP: "Our thugged-out asses have axed g-units ta help crews install crew thugged-out filters"Continue readin tha main story
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Every household up in tha UK is ta have sex n thangs blocked by they internizzle provider unless they chizzle ta receive it, Dizzy Cameron has announced.

In addition, tha prime minista holla'd possessin online sex n thangs depictin rape would become illegal up in England n' Walez - up in line wit Scotland.

Mista Muthafuckin Cameron warned up in a speech dat access ta online sex n thangs was "corrodin childhood".

Da freshly smoked up measures will apply ta both existin n' freshly smoked up hustlas.

Mista Muthafuckin Cameron also called fo' some "horrific" internizzle search terms ta be "blacklisted", meanin they would automatically brang up no thangs up in dis biatch on joints like fuckin Gizoogle or Bing.

Dude holla'd all up in tha BBC he expected a "row" wit steez providaz who, da perved-out muthafucka holla'd up in his speech, was "not bustin enough ta take responsibility" despite havin a "moral duty" ta do so.

Dude also warned his schmoooove ass could gotta "force action" by changin tha law n' that, if there was "technical obstacles", firms should use they "greatest domes" ta overcome em.

'Innocence'
In his speech, Mista Muthafuckin Cameron holla'd crew-friendly filtas would be automatically selected fo' all freshly smoked up hustlas by tha end of tha year - although they could chizzle ta switch dem off.

And millionz of existin computer playas would be contacted by they internizzle providaz n' holla'd at they must decizzle whether ta use or not use "family-friendly filters" ta restrict adult material.

Da filtas would apply ta all devices linked ta tha affected home Wi-Fi network n' across tha hood Wi-Fi network "wherever lil pimps is likely ta be present".

Customers whoz ass do not click on either option - acceptin or declinin - gonna git filtas activated by default, Tory MP Claire Perry, Mista Muthafuckin Cameron's adviser on tha sexualisation n' commercialisation of childhood, holla'd all up in tha BBC.

Other measures announced by tha prime minista included:

New laws so vizzlez streamed online up in tha UK is ghon be subject ta tha same restrictions as dem sold up in shops
Search engines havin until October ta introduce further measures ta block illegal content
Experts from tha Lil Pimp Exploitation n' Online Protection Centre bein given mo' powers ta examine secretizzle file-sharin networks
A secure database of banned lil pimp porn images gathered by five-o across tha ghetto is ghon be used ta trace illegal content n' tha stupid-ass perverted muthafuckas viewin dat shit
Mista Muthafuckin Cameron also called fo' warnin pages ta pop up wit helpline numbers when playas try ta search fo' illegal content.

Dude holla'd: "I wanna rap bout tha internet, tha impact it is havin on tha innocence of our children, how tha fuck online sex n thangs is corrodin childhood.

"And how, up in tha darkest cornerz of tha internet, there be thangs goin on dat is a gangbangin' finger-lickin' direct dark shiznit ta our children, n' dat must be stamped out.


On Sunday, Mista Muthafuckin Cameron called on internizzle g-units ta do mo' ta block access ta material depictin abuse
"I'm not makin dis rap cuz I wanna moralise or scaremonger yo, but cuz I feel profoundly as a sucka, n' as a gangbangin' father, dat tha time fo' action has come. This is, like simply, bout how tha fuck we protect our lil pimps n' they innocence."

But forma Lil Pimp Exploitation n' Online Protection Centre boss Jim Gamble holla'd at BBC Radio 4's Todizzle programme dat shiznit was blingin ta "get ta tha root cause" of illegal sex n thangs, by catchin dem responsible fo' bustin dat shit.

Dude added: "Yo ass need a real deterrent, not a pop-up dat stupid-ass perverted muthafuckas will laugh at."

But Ms Perry broke off some disrespec filtas would cook up a gangbangin' finger-lickin' difference, sayin dat tha killaz of schoolgirls April Jones n' Tia Sharp had accessed legal sex n thangs before movin on ta imagez of lil pimp abuse.

Yo, she added: "It's impossible ta loot dis material up in a sex shop... but it's possible ta have it served up on a cold-ass lil computer every last muthafuckin day."

In his speech, Mista Muthafuckin Cameron holla'd possession of online sex n thangs depictin rape would be made illegal.

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Da coalizzle posse has pledged ta prevent abuse of dem hoes n' girls, so tacklin a cold-ass lil culture dat glorifies abuse is critical fo' achievin this”

Holly Dustin
Director, End Violence Against Booty Coalition
Existin legislation only covers publication of p-to-tha-ornotastic portrayalz of rape, as opposed ta possession.

"Possession of such material be already a offence up in Scotland but cuz of a loophole up in tha Criminal Justice n' Immigration Act 2008, it aint a offence downtown of tha border," Mista Muthafuckin Cameron holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!

"Well I can rap todizzle we is changin dis shit. We is closin tha loophole - makin it a cold-ass lil criminal offence ta possess internizzle sex n thangs dat depicts rape."

Da move has been welcomed by dem hoes's crews n' academics whoz ass had campaigned ta have "rape porn" banned.

Holly Dustin, director of tha End Violence Against Booty Coalition, holla'd tha crew was "delighted".

"Da coalizzle posse has pledged ta prevent abuse of dem hoes n' girls, so tacklin a cold-ass lil culture dat glorifies abuse is critical fo' achievin this," her big-ass booty holla'd.

"Da next step is hustlin wit smart-ass muthafuckas ta ensure careful draftin of tha law n' proper resourcin ta ensure tha law is enforced fully."

'No safe place'
Mista Muthafuckin Cameron, whoz ass has faced jive-ass shiznit from Labour over cuts ta Lil Pimp Exploitation n' Online Protection Centre's funding, insisted tha centre's smart-ass muthafuckas n' five-o would be given tha powers needed ta keep pace wit technological chizzlez on tha internet.

Claire Lilley, NSPCC: "In every last muthafuckin single lil pimp abuse image there be a victim, a cold-ass lil lil pimp whoz ass has been abused"
"Let me be clear ta any offender whoz ass might be thinkin otherwise: there is no such thang as a safe place on tha internizzle ta access lil pimp abuse material," da perved-out muthafucka holla'd.

A spokesman fo' Gizoogle holla'd: "Our thugged-out asses gotz a zero tolerizzle attitude ta lil pimp horny-ass abuse imagery. Whenever our phat asses discover it, we respond quickly ta remove n' report dat shit.

"We recently donated $5m (£3.3m) ta help combat dis problem n' is committed ta continuin tha dialogue wit tha posse on these issues."

Accordin ta some smart-ass muthafuckas, "default on" can create a gangbangin' fucked up sense of complacency, says BBC technologizzle correspondent Rory Cellan-Jones.

Dude says internizzle steez providaz would dispute Mista Muthafuckin Cameron's interpretation of tha freshly smoked up measures, insistin they did not wanna be peeped as censors.

Tmobile blocked parts of wikipedia as adult.

Big up cameron getting his priority's straight. Help move this country into the shitter and then try and take away one of the last things that make people happy... wank.

FFS do more to stop child abuse, but regular porn

[DRTY]

the whole thing is a bit silly. Don't Google already actively hunt it out and try to get rid of it?

[dickman69]

best approach i think would be to have to phone ur isp to ban porn not to lift porn ban

[fassyman]

best approach i think would be to have to phone ur isp to ban porn not to lift porn ban

exactly, this whole thing is ridiculous

[wub]

Why is opt out a better solution than opt in?

[DRTY]

that Gizoogled quote is amazing

[hutyluty]

best approach i think would be to have to phone ur isp to ban porn not to lift porn ban

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree ... ernet-porn

this seems to suggest that is actually whats happening lol

[jaydot]

Now I know why I hate David Cameron.

[dickman69]

best approach i think would be to have to phone ur isp to ban porn not to lift porn ban

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree ... ernet-porn

this seems to suggest that is actually whats happening lol

isps kno what the ppl want

[Mason]

loool at everyone hating on cameron like it was solely his idea.

this will come into power and won't be a big deal but as usual all the prang men of dsf are scared of things that won't happen

[Electric_Head]

When you're a man you'll also be scared.

[hutyluty]

loool at everyone hating on cameron like it was solely his idea.

this will come into power and won't be a big deal but as usual all the prang men of dsf are scared of things that won't happen

well yeah the thing is it wont happen lol

smoke and mirrors as usual

also thanks for gizoogle lye form on the daily mail its good enough to spend my afternoon on

Da lil hoes whose killaz viewed lil pimp porn on tha web

Gizoogle n' other internizzle firms gotz a ‘moral duty’ ta do mo' ta rid tha internizzle of lil pimp abuse images, Dizzy Cameron holla'd.

Search engines should block any thangs up in dis biatch fo' a ‘blacklist’ of terms compiled by tha Lil Pimp Exploitation n' Online Protection Centre (Ceop). Porn playas tryin ta access imagez of lil pimps should also be confronted wit a warnin spittin some lyrics ta dem they risk losin they thangs or access ta they crew, tha Prime Minista holla'd.

Hang on.... fo' realz. As i type dis comment there be a scantily dressed hoe on tha right hand side of dis straight-up joint biaaatch! What tha fuck iz dis paper rappin' about?!?!?! Also, all dem playas whoz ass write comments like "ha, bout time!". Yo crazy-ass homeboy is ghon be straight-up fucked up dis evening.

[jaydot]

When you're a man you'll also be scared.

Aha.

[Jizz]

best approach i think would be to have to phone ur isp to ban porn not to lift porn ban

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree ... ernet-porn

this seems to suggest that is actually whats happening lol

isps kno what the ppl want

loool this is kinda fucked though, when the parents come in to the kid's bedroom to surprise him "but its default-on "

[Forum]

v for vendetta soon come

[DRTY]

I hope not, I'll punch anyone I see wearing those stupid masks

[Forum]

I was thinking more the censorship

[dickman69]

if u havent been surprised by ur parents w/ default-on

u had a great childhood

[AxeD]

UK gov is worse than DSF mods


Anyway I haven't read up on it, but this would be a huge miss.