what age can you hit parents?

OGLemon · Post by **OGLemon** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 1:42 am

Ema_geodiV wrote:
sigbowls wrote:not on purpis but slap her like that one guy on here did to a waitres
ugh..

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=129255&p=3713034#p3713034

Ema_geodiV · Post by **Ema_geodiV** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 1:52 am

OGLemon wrote:
Ema_geodiV wrote:
sigbowls wrote:not on purpis but slap her like that one guy on here did to a waitres
ugh..
viewtopic.php?f=7&t=129255&p=3713034#p3713034

ouch

nobody · Post by **nobody** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 4:53 am

jrkhnds wrote:god you're so cute and I wanna mess you up really bad at the same time.

Ema_geodiV · Post by **Ema_geodiV** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 4:56 am

nobody wrote:
jrkhnds wrote:god you're so cute and I wanna mess you up really bad at the same time.

You're the one who accidentally hit the waitress right? o.O Did she hit you too after or people just suddenly gone crazy coz you just hit a girl with glasses?

nobody · Post by **nobody** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 4:59 am

Ema_geodiV wrote:
nobody wrote:
jrkhnds wrote:god you're so cute and I wanna mess you up really bad at the same time.

You're the one who accidentally hit the waitress right? o.O Did she hit you too after or people just suddenly gone crazy coz you just hit a girl with glasses?

Yeah that was me

still cringing about it.
She didn't hit me, she was just shocked, all of her colleagues and some drunk people rushed over and went crazy at me, it was hectic.

nowaysj · Post by **nowaysj** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 5:19 am

Such a good thing you're an 8th degree blackbelt in penginudo.

nowaysj · Post by **nowaysj** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 5:20 am

And Diego, I'll take a rim shot for that one, thanks.

nobody · Post by **nobody** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 5:26 am

nowaysj wrote:Such a good thing you're an 8th degree blackbelt in penginudo.

nowaysj · Post by **nowaysj** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 6:00 am

I was referring to how you survived that onslaught - you manifested your penguin warriors and vanquished your attackers without any further beer spillage and no further woman slapping. But for any of this to be even mildly amusing, you'd need to join me in the scene I constructed in my mind.

nobody · Post by **nobody** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 6:09 am

I regret posting about the woman slapping lol

Ema_geodiV · Post by **Ema_geodiV** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 6:15 am

nobody wrote:
nowaysj wrote:Such a good thing you're an 8th degree blackbelt in penginudo.

HAHAHA

Ema_geodiV · Post by **Ema_geodiV** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 6:17 am

nobody wrote:I regret posting about the woman slapping lol

well you didn't mean to hit her.. If I was in your situation I might just sink in down to the floor or maybe just tear up

I spilled an old man's coffee before...but he told me it was so bitter anyways so he doesn't mind

3za · Post by **3za** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 6:22 am

nobody wrote:
Ema_geodiV wrote:
nobody wrote:
jrkhnds wrote:god you're so cute and I wanna mess you up really bad at the same time.

You're the one who accidentally hit the waitress right? o.O Did she hit you too after or people just suddenly gone crazy coz you just hit a girl with glasses?
Yeah that was me still cringing about it.
She didn't hit me, she was just shocked, all of her colleagues and some drunk people rushed over and went crazy at me, it was hectic.

You should of shouted "EQUALITY BITCH!!!" and left abruptly.

nowaysj · Post by **nowaysj** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 6:53 am

You may have just placed the cherry on top of the fedora, but I can't say because I'm leaving this thread, there is nothing good that can come from it.

3za · Post by **3za** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 8:01 am

Nah fedora would of said, "now bitch go make me a sandwich"

I for one can't think of anything more pleasurable then making a sandwich.
Going through the loaf picking the best slices, no holes, or missing crust, or wonky bits.
Wholegrain of course.
Getting that butter spread evenly, and all the way to the edgy on both sides.
Legit spanish cured meat, no supermarket rubbish.
Lettuce, tomato, and red pepper evenly spread.
Topped with extra virgin olive oil.
Cut in half, not triangles.
bliss.

No women could do that, thats why i make my own sandwich everyday like that.

nobody · Post by **nobody** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 8:04 am

I've never put olive oil on a sandwich, is that a thing people do?

3za · Post by **3za** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 8:05 am

Only the best people, my friend. only the best.

rickyarbino · Post by **rickyarbino** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 8:22 am

They usually have varicose veins too.

3za · Post by **3za** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 8:27 am

rickyarbino wrote:They usually have varicose veins too.

Olive oil is healthier, and tastier than mayo.

Are you a fatty mayo pleb?

I Forgot toast the bread lightly aswell

soronery · Post by **soronery** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 8:29 am

3za wrote:Legit spanish cured meat, no supermarket rubbish.
Lettuce, tomato, and red pepper evenly spread.
Topped with extra virgin olive oil.
Cut in half, not triangles.
bliss.

3za wrote:I Forgot toast the bread lightly aswell

you appear to have acheived the rank of sandwich god

i salute you.

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