Post some little known facts about yourself

datura · Post by **datura** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:56 pm

pdomino wrote:
barryhercules wrote:i was circumcised at 27
I nearly was too ... after a sex related accident lmao.

Kate nash??

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:59 pm

Errrrrrrrm .... after a few hours the cogs need to oiled shall we say lol

oddfellow · Post by **oddfellow** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:02 pm

Thomas wrote:
datura wrote:
Tomity wrote:Er, I used to work for boomkat for just under a year.
did you ever work in pelicanneck store?
Did you ever write the blurbs?

No to both. Pelicanneck was mostly run by Conner gawd bless him. I handled all the post, organising it for different places and I also sampled all the music. Good job in theory, horribly stressful in practice.

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:03 pm

Won first prize at my colleges' first poetry contest and got to have dinner with a nobel prize winner. Steven Dunn - wrote "Landscape at the End of the Century"

Was horrifying actually.

a bit of his work..

The Sudden Light And The Trees

My neighbor was a biker, a pusher, a dog
and wife beater.
In bad dreams I killed him

and once, in the consequential light of day,
I called the Humane Society
about Blue, his dog. They took her away

and I readied myself, a baseball bat
inside my door.
That night I hear his wife scream

and I couldn't help it, that pathetic
relief; her again, not me.
It would be years before I'd understand

why victims cling and forgive. I plugged in
the Sleep-Sound and it crashed
like the ocean all the way to sleep.

One afternoon I found him
on the stoop,
a pistol in his hand, waiting,

he said, for me. A sparrow had gotten in
to our common basement.
Could he have permission

to shoot it? The bullets, he explained,
might go through the floor.
I said I'd catch it, wait, give me

a few minutes and, clear-eyed, brilliantly
afraid, I trapped it
with a pillow. I remember how it felt

when I got my hand, and how it burst
that hand open
when I took it outside, a strength

that must have come out of hopelessness
and the sudden light
and the trees. And I remember

the way he slapped the gun against
his open palm,
kept slapping it, and wouldn't speak

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:05 pm

Are-K142 wrote:
datura wrote:
stanton wrote:I pissed on a £3000 wedding dress in house of fraser.
was anyone in it r kelly?
sheeet....dont hate on him! if YOU saw piss comin at you would you stay....or move outta the way!?

Boondocks <3

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:13 pm

i'm banned from the ralph lauren shop in west london and i was on live and kicking when i was a little 'un

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:15 pm

i played trumpet in a ska band when i was 14

i'm on my final warning before a fine is given for breaking smoking ban laws at college

thomas · Post by **thomas** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:28 pm

shouldnt you get a fine from the busys straight away?

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:29 pm

I am a fan of Pete Doherty (Don't hate! His music, I think hes a twat!)
I'm a ginger

.
I have wore hi top trainers since I was about 5.
I bunked the train all the way to Reading once and back. Didn't get caught either.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:33 pm

Thomas wrote:shouldnt you get a fine from the busys straight away?

nah bruv, its just in college, not worth them calling in the po po for a fucking cigarette

big up slap on the wrist culture

boomnoise · Post by **boomnoise** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:53 pm

i'm a published poet

i once hospitalised geoff from byker grove's son

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:55 pm

boomnoise wrote:i'm a published poet

i once hospitalised geoff from byker grove's son

let us see the poem boomy! thats impressive

how did you manage that?

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:51 pm

i recently made a drum n bass soundtrack for this film

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:57 pm

dubluke wrote:
boomnoise wrote:i'm a published poet

i once hospitalised geoff from byker grove's son
let us see the poem boomy! thats impressive

how did you manage that?

i actually had one published in 100 best poems from East London - which was a book sent out to schools in the area. i'll try and dig it out somewhere. bare in mind i was about 10 at the time of writing tho lol

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:05 pm

I won first prize in an art competition when I was like 10 or so. The judges managed to give it a the prize even though it was hung upside-down. I've been fairly skeptical about awards ever since.

feasible_weasel · Post by **feasible_weasel** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:21 pm

I dont go to the gym (but going soon)but i have 16 1/2" biceps and 14" forearms
im 5ft 10 and weight 16stone
I have a nasty temper
Ive studied, thia Boxing,Karate,Boxing,Tang Soo do,Wing chun.

two oh one · Post by **two oh one** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:23 pm

feasible_weasel wrote:I dont go to the gym (but going soon)but i have 16 1/2" biceps and 14" forearms
im 5ft 10 and weight 16stone
I have a nasty temper
Ive studied, thia Boxing,Karate,Boxing,Tang Soo do,Wing chun.

You have sixteen half-inch biceps? Are you two small octopuses or something?

showguns · Post by **showguns** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:25 pm

two oh one wrote:
feasible_weasel wrote:I dont go to the gym (but going soon)but i have 16 1/2" biceps and 14" forearms
im 5ft 10 and weight 16stone
I have a nasty temper
Ive studied, thia Boxing,Karate,Boxing,Tang Soo do,Wing chun.

You have sixteen half-inch biceps? Are you two small octopuses or something?

cthulhu innit.

feasible_weasel · Post by **feasible_weasel** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:26 pm

two oh one wrote:
feasible_weasel wrote:I dont go to the gym (but going soon)but i have 16 1/2" biceps and 14" forearms
im 5ft 10 and weight 16stone
I have a nasty temper
Ive studied, thia Boxing,Karate,Boxing,Tang Soo do,Wing chun.

You have sixteen half-inch biceps? Are you two small octopuses or something?

wtf

two oh one · Post by **two oh one** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:28 pm

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