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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:17 am
by ex-ham-toucher
*A low and chilling moan emits from beneath the troubled earth of Ex-Ham-Toucher's grave*
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:18 am
by datura
Ex-Ham-Toucher wrote:*A low and chilling moan emits from beneath the troubled earth of Ex-Ham-Toucher's grave*
Leave that corpse alone Dubluke!!
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:19 am
by forensix (mcr)
Ex-Ham-Toucher wrote:*A low and chilling moan emits from beneath the troubled earth of Ex-Ham-Toucher's grave*
Suck on my balls
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:20 am
by habitualbeatscamp
Allow me to make up for my blasphemy, with this not-so-dry ham:

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:21 am
by datura
HabitualBeatsCamp wrote:Allow me to make up for my blasphemy, with this not-so-dry ham:

You are forgiven with this fine offering my child.
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:41 am
by kidlogic
badger wrote:kidlogic wrote:Yeah, upon further inspection that may be a show ham. Nothing wrong with that, show hams are hams too. I wonder where its sash and tiara are?
what are you talking about? show hams aren't even made of ham. where's the joy in that? you might as well be touching a TV or a pen
I think theres some confusion in what was meant by show ham... she's a prizewinner, you know you want to touch...

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:52 am
by badger
exactly. it's just like a beauty pageant winner. looks pretty on the outside but on the inside it's about as devoid of anything interesting as your average nutroast
keep away from the show ham i tell you
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:58 am
by kidlogic
ahhh, your probably right... but it
looks so nice... Ill stick with a nice down to earth ham like this one though...
thats a bourbon and coke ham, half the work's already done, if yaknowaddimean
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:59 am
by badger
down to earth? it's got fucking oranges as a garnish ffs
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:01 pm
by habitualbeatscamp
Thats a pretty fuckin good idea!!!
The cola would serve as a nice glaze, and the bourbon would give it an awesome "wood" flavor.
I am gonna have to do some research on whiskey based ham glazes for this easter.
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:07 pm
by kidlogic
I think those are carrots...
http://yumsugar.com/133558 - for the coke and bourbon recipe
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:30 pm
by kidlogic
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:32 pm
by forensix (mcr)
phwoar
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:33 pm
by datura
I'll fight you for her
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:35 pm
by kidlogic
Mmmmmmmmmmm...
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:22 pm
by FSTZ
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:09 am
by kidlogic
The Church is always looking for new members... inquire within.
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:17 pm
by dubluke
to repeat my earlier post
HAM-STA FOR LIFE!! WAAA WAAA WAA WA WAAAAAAAAAAA, WA WA WAA WA WA WA WA WAAAAAAA
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:19 pm
by pdomino
forensix (mcr) wrote:
phwoar
That is some shanks

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:19 pm
by FSTZ1
I have new tricks for the COH board
go look!