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my left leg is fucked. its got two screws in it, aches constantly, hurts in the cold, and i can't kneel down.

could be a lot worse though, at least i have legs.

gotta be optimistic about these things

I have to wear my school uniform everytime I go to fwd

pk- wrote:I have to wear my school uniform everytime I go to fwd

bet you've got the tie-tying down tho

pk- wrote:I have to wear my school uniform everytime I go to fwd

ARE U FEMALE..?

DO U HAVE FRECKLES..?

DO U HAVE PIGTAILS..?

DO U HAVE STOCKINGS..?

three out of four enough for you?

"I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.

My mouth is wet, my throat is dry.
I'm going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks,
I've counted sixteen chicken pox.

And there's one more - that's seventeen,
And don't you think my face looks green?
My leg is cut, my eyes are blue,
It might be the instamatic flu.

I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,
I'm sure that my left leg is broke.
My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button's caving in.

My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained,
My 'pendix pains each time it rains.
My toes are cold, my toes are numb,

I have a sliver in my thumb.

My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak.
My tongue is filling up my mouth,

I think my hair is falling out.

My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight,
My temperature is one-o-eight.
My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,

There's a hole inside my ear.

nesslei wrote:

pk- wrote:I have to wear my school uniform everytime I go to fwd

bet you've got the tie-tying down tho

Lol.. your down for tying of any sort, init.

Lordy, lordy lord.

chronically depressed, possible broken toe, sore lower back, thighs and chest, the tendency to care to much, and an over active imagination. And on top of that growing very bored of life in london.

I have no willy.


What is everyone's favourite flavour of fruit pastille?

pk- wrote:I have no willy.

I know, from the lack of balls you've displayed.

£10 Bag wrote:my left leg is fucked. its got two screws in it, aches constantly, hurts in the cold, and i can't kneel down.

could be a lot worse though, at least i have legs.

gotta be optimistic about these things

i have a screw in my elbow. hurts like a motherfucker when i bump it into stuff

Vonboyage wrote:

pk- wrote:I have no willy.

I know, from the lack of balls you've displayed.

could be all undercarriage no cannon

Vonboyage wrote:

pk- wrote:I have no willy.

I know, from the lack of balls you've displayed.

Oddly enough, if one searches for "Peter's Balls" in goolge image search, the last image to return is....

i like nothing better than a great big cock up my arse

Vonboyage wrote:

nesslei wrote:

pk- wrote:I have to wear my school uniform everytime I go to fwd

bet you've got the tie-tying down tho

Lol.. your down for tying of any sort, init.

Lordy, lordy lord.

don't talk just do.

nesslei wrote:don't talk just do.

LurkNess

Uve just engaged my services, whether you want them or not.

you're gonna need some long rope to reach me all the way over here boy.

i have an inherent propensity to self-destruct broke my right hand and left ankle in the last year, alcohol, stupidity and bad luck all involved... not a good look, especially in australia, where there's no NHS. my ankle's still fucked up, ligaments take yonks to heal

Vonboyage wrote:

pk- wrote:I have no willy.

I know, from the lack of balls you've displayed.

bit harsh

3RDEYE wrote:my ankle's still fucked up, ligaments take yonks to heal

tell me about it. i did the ligaments in my left ankle twice - both times my mum didn't believe me until i showed her the tennis ball attached to my foot the next day.