Things worth going to America for?

upreal · Post by **upreal** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:37 pm

if there was 1 major think I'd go cross the Atlantic for it'd be the cities and how they differ from European ones. really interested in this shit 'n all.

relaks · Post by **relaks** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:08 pm

showguns wrote:if you gotta ask why it's worth visiting anywhere maybe you shouldn't bother going.

ragazza bassa · Post by **ragazza bassa** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:18 pm

nyc:

1)DUBWARRRRRR that should be reason enough...
2)brooklyn
3)ME
4)amazing food (sorry but i don't know how someone could "starve" here!)
5)exchange rate
6)museums and galleries
7)parks
8)tons of straight up wack touristy shit
9)the fact that you can have anything you want at any time of day and most likely it can be delivered to you
10)rooftops and fire escapes

why do you need a reason to go on an adventure?!?!

.much.
xxox

scrm · Post by **scrm** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:24 pm

I hope my trip to USA will be a lot like that game, sam n max.. do those things really exist? worlds largest ball of yarn and such

two oh one · Post by **two oh one** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:34 pm

Just come over and do all the touristy stuff. Look at things and marvel at how big and loud and colourful things are. Notice how people over here aren't as miserable or negative as they are back in England. Wonder 'why is this?' to yourself.

If you're going to New York, eat a lot of street food, jump in some taxis, catch the metro, visit lots of art museums (Don't go to the natural history, The one in London kicks its arse), go up the empire state, visit ground zero, walk through central park, then walk back through it at night if you think you're hard enough. Go and see a show on Broadway. Take a walk around greenwich village late in the afternoon.

If you come to LA, get Mater and Pater to rent a car. A convertible. You can use public transport, but it's frustrating as fuck. Look at the Hollywood sign, Walk along Hollywood blvd and avoid vomit and look at the star plaques on the pavement. Visit the Bradbury building and gaze at the crumbling Ennis-Brown house. Go to Universal studios and ride some rides. Take a walk or a cycle ride from Santa Monica to Venice. Take a walk through Huntington Gardens. Take the top down on the convertible and drive (Or rather get mater/pater to drive) you along Mulholland drive and through the canyons. Drive from Santa Monica and East along Sunset as the sun is starting to come down. Eat some stuff at the Farmer's market on Fairfax. Walk down Melrose and marvel at how shit it has become. Drive through Beverly Hills and go 'meh', then drive through Bel Air and go 'oooooh'. Spend a day at the Getty. Go to Disney land if you really have to. Eat lots of Mexican food.

If you're just coming over to shop, then you may as well just go shopping at your local shithole mall, because it's all the same crap and you can buy it from just about everywhere on the planet.

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:49 pm

two oh one wrote:Notice how people over here aren't as miserable or negative as they are back in England. Wonder 'why is this?' to yourself.

they are, secretley....just too nice to admit it..

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:51 pm

nah americans are all bitter stnuc just like us. they just throw on some superhuman niceness antics. fuckers

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:05 am

The only real reason you need to visit America..

Please note, Cheetos Crunchy. It gets harder by the day..

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:52 am

Ohh my deeeshay.. literally, out to Delendi on this one. My partner in the failed pursuit to find crunchy cheetos whilst in Dam, and whilst they had every other fucking shape and style you could imagine. (Fucking triangle ones mate, TRIANGLES..)

Anyway..

http://cgi.ebay.com/cheetos-cheeto-peni ... dZViewItem

DESMUND! DEESHAY! It's a Cheenis!!!

Between me and you, it's like cheese heaven!

(Disclaimer: do not ask how I found that.. your existence will be deemed inappropriate if so.)

noesis · Post by **noesis** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:57 am

I love America. I live in Miami Beach... (where your BBC seemed to enjoy itself)

For Miami:
- Great weather
- Beautiful girls
- Beautiful beaches... warm water
- Beautiful cars
- Nightclubs, some massive and a lot with unbelievable sounding systems.
- Lounges and pool parties
- Boating, fishing, outdoors...
- Fantastic marijuana (or all drugs for that matter, really good cocaine if that's your thing)

Make sure to check out Key West though... or the Keys in general. It's very chill.

I'm surprised at the negativity toward America some people have posted. I mean, with cities like Chicago .... and beaches like in Hawaii, Florida and Cali... the rockies through Colorado. It's a beautiful country for the most part. I mean, we have some dirty cities like everyone else, but, as a whole the country has some amazing landscapes. Then again, I doubt most of the people that made those comments have really seen any of that anyways.

I have been to the UK about a bakers dozen times. I've enjoyed my time there.

amykamala · Post by **amykamala** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:11 am

the 'Idol of 'Fombum' .

and this

http://www.mjt.org/themainpage/index.html

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:31 pm

felixGash wrote:

Bump for Desmund.

Humour me. Now.

delendi · Post by **delendi** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:34 pm

your partner? BRUVCUZ... i got VERY little support from you in my quest to find a pot noodle. i was NOT with you to find those cheetoh stnuc.

kozee · Post by **kozee** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:37 pm

Cali and Miami FTW.

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:39 pm

Delendi wrote:your partner? BRUVCUZ... i got VERY little support from you in my quest to find a pot noodle. i was NOT with you to find those cheetoh stnuc.

CHUNK. I did help you look for a pot noodle, not my fault the Dutch know better than to eat that disgusting TRIPE.. like your FUUACE.

And don't make me bring you out on how I ended up settling for regular, Wotsit-like fluffy Cheetos only for you to MURK the WHOLE bag.

Anyway, suck my cheenis, you knob.

(Lol, by the I don't have a cheesy dick people, I SWEAR..)

delendi · Post by **delendi** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:40 pm

you told me you couldn't eat anymore you absolute puss-tnuc.

and you did NOT help me search for a pot noodle

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:41 pm

Delendi wrote:you told me you couldn't eat anymore you absolute puss-tnuc.

and you did NOT help me search for a pot noodle

FAM, in between searching for crunchy cheetos and buying really, really, really thick chocolate milkshake, I was bowling about the isles looking for your bloodclart noodles. You probably didn't notice cos you were looking at the different kinds of pig, so whatevaarr.

BaronVon · Post by **BaronVon** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:45 pm

National parks/landscape

BaronVon · Post by **BaronVon** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:47 pm

VEGAS

delendi · Post by **delendi** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:50 pm

it was custard, you retard.

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