Your Favourite Quotes.

FSTZ1 · Post by **FSTZ1** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:46 pm

Suicide and nudity are things that never occur to the people you wish they would

-- Doobyus

most of my "black" friends are really brown

-- fstz

WHAT YOU WANT, WE GOT IT!!

-- Mr. Mohumbhai

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limb · Post by **limb** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 7:13 pm

departing from your house turn not back for the furies will be your attendants

Pythagoras

teqh · Post by **teqh** » Sun Jan 25, 2009 1:20 am

If I'm free, it's because I'm always running.
Jimi Hendrix

Gully Shanks · Post by **Gully Shanks** » Sun Jan 25, 2009 12:11 pm

A sober mans thoughts are a drunk mans words - Not sure

ism · Post by **ism** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 3:24 pm

"those are my principles. if you dont like them, i have others"
groucho marx

dubstep_warrior · Post by **dubstep_warrior** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 3:34 pm

This is a heavy thread. My contributions.... Some gems from the legend that is BILL HICKS

" I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."

"Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit... unnatural? You know what I mean? It's nature. How do you make nature against the fucking law?"

"I was in Nashville, Tennesee last year. After the show I went to a Waffle House. I'm not proud of it, I was hungry. And I'm alone, I'm eating and I'm reading a book, right? Waitress walks over to me: "<smack> Hey, whatchoo readin' for?...Isn't that the weirdest fucking question you've ever heard? Not what am I readING, but what am I reading *for*? Well, godammit, ya stumped me! Why do I read? Well... hmmm... I dunno... I guess I read for a lot of reasons, and the main one is so I don't end up being a fucking waffle waitress."

"A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant. (Jackie Onassis- JFK's wife)

funky stanton · Post by **funky stanton** » Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:54 pm

"Make a machine that can talk like a woman and we'll all have to agree that at last our machines can really think." Alan Turing

steppo · Post by **steppo** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:09 am

"i hate people, but love gatherings."

-randall, clerks

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:48 am

"Quoting myself is cruise control for cool" - Myself.

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