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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:15 pm
by oddfellow
Slim wrote:When i told someone i didn't drink, they responded with this brilliant slice of truth:
"non alcoholic beer is like going down on your sister, it might taste the same, but you know it's wrong"
You would feel terrible the next morning though
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:13 pm
by bjackman
what did they call postman pat after he retired?
pat.
what did batman say before robin got in the car?
"robin, get in the car"
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:32 pm
by theevilgirl
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:37 pm
by jackieboi
luke.envoy wrote:q: what do u get when u put a baby in a blender
a: fuckin hard on
Pahahaaha
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:39 pm
by jackieboi
Hate Recordings wrote:luke.envoy wrote:q: what do u get when u put a baby in a blender
a: fuckin hard on
awww baby jokes, clever innit?
alrighty then:
q: whats the worst thing about fucking a 12 year old in the shower?
a: when you get thier hair wet, they look like theyre 8.
Fuck me thats a belter!
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:41 am
by walsh
What do ya call a woman with eggs and bacon on her head?
KATH.
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:12 pm
by Pada
Why did the girl fall off the tree?
She died.
WHy idd her freind follow?
Thought it was a game.
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:06 pm
by kore (p.i.)
What kind of sound does it make when you stick a baby leopard in a microwave?
I don't know.. I was too busy jackin off
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:16 pm
by w3sk
what do KFC and woman have in common?
Once you're done with the breast and the thighs you have a greasy box to put the bone in.
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:08 pm
by lloydnoise
page 1 of this thread, Bob Crunkhouse lied. I was 707. I won the joke competition with this beauty:
What do you call a terrorist in Ibiza?
All-summer bin largin
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:23 pm
by DZA
DJelements
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:16 pm
by sigbowls
dubluke having 10313 posts
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:18 pm
by -dubson-
some filth in this thread
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:34 pm
by bob crunkhouse
lloydnoise wrote:page 1 of this thread, Bob Crunkhouse lied. I was 707. I won the joke competition with this beauty:
What do you call a terrorist in Ibiza?
All-summer bin largin
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:35 pm
by bob crunkhouse
lloydnoise wrote:page 1 of this thread, Bob Crunkhouse lied. I was 707. I won the joke competition with this beauty:
What do you call a terrorist in Ibiza?
All-summer bin largin
Your number, my joke. Or at least i suggested it..prk
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:41 pm
by djelements
The_Dza88 wrote:DJelements
Complete fact.
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:52 pm
by bright maroon
Question:
What do you say to a women with two blackeyes?
Answer:
Nothing, you've already told her twice![/quote]
..you forgot to say "haven't" -
Nothing you haven't already told her twice..
..you know for future reference..just to add a bit more attitude to the delivery..
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:40 am
by ov3rdos3
Whats the difference between a fruit and vegetable?
AIDS.
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:43 am
by ov3rdos3
What do 9 out of 10 people love?
Gangrape.
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:44 am
by ov3rdos3
Whats the difference between AIDS and cancer?
When you get cancer you still get visitors.
