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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:44 am
by thief
Granted, but it replaces every other food on the planet and within a week everyboy is dead of starvation.

I wish jaffa cakes lived up to the hype...

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:11 am
by djelements
thief wrote:Granted, but it replaces every other food on the planet and within a week everyboy is dead of starvation.

I wish jaffa cakes lived up to the hype...
Granted, you're still a tnuc.


I wish I had no schoolwork atm.

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:37 am
by thief
DJelements wrote:
thief wrote:Granted, but it replaces every other food on the planet and within a week everyboy is dead of starvation.

I wish jaffa cakes lived up to the hype...
Granted, you're still a tnuc.


I wish I had no schoolwork atm.
It's win/win then! Not really a corruption preserving the status quo...

Granted, but it's because you dropped out last year and turned your hand to whoring.

I wish my order had arrived today...

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:23 am
by habitualbeatscamp
Granted, but the asshole filling the order sent nothing but styrofoam peanuts and crumbled newspaper. :o


I wish a certain female dubstep/DnB DJ from Glasgow would come to the US and worship the Habitual Beats Camp. :)

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:48 am
by primate
HabitualBeatsCamp wrote:Granted, but the asshole filling the order sent nothing but styrofoam peanuts and crumbled newspaper. :o


I wish a certain female dubstep/DnB DJ from Glasgow would come to the US and worship the Habitual Beats Camp. :)
granted, but she turns out to be a post op tranny pissed on mcewans lager with hands like my uncle tom and a fetish for ritual humiliation of americans in front of their buddies

i wish that dubstep would change it's name, i've heard the word too much

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:54 am
by dr ddd
granted, but now its called postoptrannypissedonmcewanslagerstep and you just cant get your mouth round that one ;)

i wish it was saturday already so i can go and play in the snow

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:43 am
by djelements
dr ddd wrote:granted, but now its called postoptrannypissedonmcewanslagerstep and you just cant get your mouth round that one ;)

i wish it was saturday already so i can go and play in the snow
Granted, but you're naked and it's yellow.


I wish thief wasn't a tnuc.

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:46 am
by dr ddd
granted but then you're out of pootang for a good while now so :P

i wish i was in bed... again.....

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:42 am
by thief
Granted but it's with DjElements (and he's not a generous lover, trust) :D

I wish we could all just get along...

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:05 am
by daydreamingjerk
badger wrote:granted but it's run by grand and he doesn't allow ham touching in there

i wish i could afford the time/money to make more missions to london for nights out
Granted, but now you're constantly dry heaving from all those nights out.

I wish my English teacher wasn't such a prick.

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:50 am
by badger
granted, he's a tnuc instead

i wish my mates hadn't gone on the subfm chat as me last night :(

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:16 pm
by djelements
badger wrote:granted, he's a tnuc instead

i wish my mates hadn't gone on the subfm chat as me last night :(

Granted, but they went on #Gaysons4dads as you.


I wish I was a generous lover.

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:38 pm
by habitualbeatscamp
granted, but then your teeth will fall out.


I wish I had a money tree. :)

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:41 pm
by djelements
HabitualBeatsCamp wrote:granted, but then your teeth will fall out.


I wish I had a money tree. :)
Granted, but nobody else accepts mold as currency.

I wish.

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:41 pm
by dr ddd
DJelements wrote:
HabitualBeatsCamp wrote:granted, but then your teeth will fall out.


I wish I had a money tree. :)
Granted, but nobody else accepts mold as currency.

I wish.
granted but then i get three wishes to override yours

damn i wish i wasnt so drunk right now

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:53 pm
by dopplegangbanger
dr ddd wrote:
DJelements wrote:
HabitualBeatsCamp wrote:granted, but then your teeth will fall out.


I wish I had a money tree. :)
Granted, but nobody else accepts mold as currency.

I wish.
granted but then i get three wishes to override yours

damn i wish i wasnt so drunk right now
granted, now youre just riddled with aids.

i wish i could fly, right up to the sky.

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:19 pm
by habitualbeatscamp
Granted.. But your wings are made from wax and feathers, and as you get close to the sun they melt... and you land on mercury.. and then you melt.


I wish I had a roasted veg wrap with hummus.

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:07 am
by thief
Granted, but the wrap is actually made out of human skin...

I wish I wasn't feeling so seedy right now...

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:17 am
by kidlogic
thief wrote:Granted, but the wrap is actually made out of human skin...

I wish I wasn't feeling so seedy right now...
Granted but you cant wash the stink of shame off...

I wish this would game would get rolling again.

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:31 am
by amykamala
kidlogic wrote:
thief wrote:Granted, but the wrap is actually made out of human skin...

I wish I wasn't feeling so seedy right now...
Granted but you cant wash the stink of shame off...

I wish this would game would get rolling again.

granted. but that doesn't mean it will pan out how you hope.

i wish i could pause time by pressing my fingers together and unpause people by touching them