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i own badger... feels good to get stuffz off your cheezy.

kins83 wrote:

dr ddd wrote:i have a tin of mackerel, a can of tomato soup, a box of lemon and ginger tea and a box of white tea


swap?

Does the mackerel come in a sauce? A delicious, rich, tomato sauce? If so, I'll trade you the stale gingerbread man....

no, just in olive oil.... i normally have some with chili oil - but they appear to have disappeared - i am suspecting there may be a mackerel thief in the office......

In fact, I may fashion a clever hand chopping device on my desk drawer with a kensington lock and a stanley blade to prevent any further such loss of omega 3 oil source.... these are dark times


in the next drawer down, i also have a tin of curiously strong mints, a packet of instant miso soup and a tupperware pot of mixed seeds...

i ate the fruit pastilles. it was a bad idea.

badger wrote:wow you're right ashley it's great fun posting lists of stuff you own

im glad you have seen the light.

badger wrote:i ate the fruit pastilles. it was a bad idea.

lol why?

***Drawer Update. I've just found a cream egg, a little bottle of Bach rescue remedy, and a whole shitload of documents belonging to a Kieran Davies.***

wow in the bottom drawer i just found a water purity test kit for cold water fish tanks....

i totally forgot i had that

kins83 wrote:

badger wrote:i ate the fruit pastilles. it was a bad idea.

lol why?

***Drawer Update. I've just found a cream egg, a little bottle of Bach rescue remedy, and a whole shitload of documents belonging to a Kieran Davies.***

i'll swap you the cream egg for the mackerel and the miso soup?

dr ddd wrote:

kins83 wrote:

badger wrote:i ate the fruit pastilles. it was a bad idea.

lol why?

***Drawer Update. I've just found a cream egg, a little bottle of Bach rescue remedy, and a whole shitload of documents belonging to a Kieran Davies.***

i'll swap you the cream egg for the mackerel and the miso soup?

Deal!!! I'll throw in some First Direct chocolate coins as a gesture of good will.

kins83 wrote:

badger wrote:i ate the fruit pastilles. it was a bad idea.

lol why?

because they were old and crusty and tasted odd. luckily there were only 2, but i still ate the second after i realised the first wasn't good

i also found some pieces of nougat (wrapped) and the fated appley tea which i haven't been able to bring myself to throw out even though it's rank

badger wrote:

kins83 wrote:

badger wrote:i ate the fruit pastilles. it was a bad idea.

lol why?

because they were old and crusty and tasted odd. luckily there were only 2, but i still ate the second after i realised the first wasn't good

i also found some pieces of nougat (wrapped) and the fated appley tea which i haven't been able to bring myself to throw out even though it's rank

There must be someone who likes the flavour of tea, delicately infused with the aroma of apples.

kins83 wrote:
Deal!!! I'll throw in some First Direct chocolate coins as a gesture of good will.

shweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!




you know what - curiously strong mints are actually quite curiously strong little fecks...

The lil piece of paper inside the tin of curiously strong mints wrote: The quintessentially British mint from Marks and Spencer. Each mint is crafted to a Traditional recipe using only natural ingredients combined with the purest oil of peppermint.
These peppermints are specially cured to be much Stronger than conventional mints.

I dont quite understand why they capitalised the "T" in Traditional though - any ideas?

dr ddd wrote:I dont quite understand why they capitalised the "T" in Traditional though - any ideas?

because it's marks & spencer and they're pompous idiots

I can't have food at my desk.

fukin fascists

eLBe wrote: I can't have food at my desk.

fukin fascists

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

do you want me to continue?

badger wrote:

eLBe wrote: I can't have food at my desk.

fukin fascists

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

do you want me to continue?

knock youself out




















nah seriously, bang ur head against your desk or something.

badger wrote:

dr ddd wrote:I dont quite understand why they capitalised the "T" in Traditional though - any ideas?

because it's marks & spencer and they're pompous idiots

you have a very valid point there badger...

another thing i dont understand is why the ingredients list: sugar, glusoce syrup, beef gelatine, modified tapioca starch and natural flavouring....

where's the peppermint?! is it the natural flavouring?... surely they'd want to specify that in the ingredients list

apparently they also contain sulphites and if i consumed the entire tin, i would not only consume 187.5 calories, 0.65g protein and 46.15g of carbs but would probably feel quite sick

argh who the fuck stretched out the screen.

Ever notice when you have a mint and breathe in, the air is colder?

Von wrote:argh who the fuck stretched out the screen.

This. I was expecting the mother of all large pictures, but was diappointed.

it was badger.... laughing



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