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Pedro Sánchez · Post by **Pedro Sánchez** » Sun Apr 29, 2012 7:08 pm

(Pada) wrote:I think that's only down south - we don't get that shit up north AFAIK

They do here in Manchester, the Odeon have them, even have a private box above the projectionist in the iMax screens, you can rent them for you and 5 people and they are soundproofed, so you can discuss the film among yourselves.

BonerJams04 · Post by **BonerJams04** » Sun Apr 29, 2012 7:12 pm

My lamborghini gets poor gas mileage.

Gewze · Post by **Gewze** » Sun Apr 29, 2012 7:55 pm

magma wrote:. All about going half and half with Coke/Fanta on the self-service machines at Nandos too!

you know about that. heavens beverage

scattybeanhead · Post by **scattybeanhead** » Thu May 03, 2012 10:45 pm

they're doing loads of garage nights around where i live and i bet they'd play some good tunes, except the people that go to these nights are literally the scummiest fuckers ever. not sure if i can go to a night where the dress code is trackies and hoody...

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Thu May 03, 2012 10:47 pm

scattybeanhead wrote:they're doing loads of garage nights around where i live and i bet they'd play some good tunes, except the people that go to these nights are literally the scummiest fuckers ever. not sure if i can go to a night where the dress code is trackies and hoody...

Just go hoods up and hope no one talks to you

funjamin · Post by **funjamin** » Fri May 04, 2012 5:14 am

wub wrote:
Reese Liar wrote:You guys have VIP seats in the movie theatres?

It varies from cinema to cinema, but yeah mostly. Out of my local screens, Wimbledon does larger seats, Fulham & Kingston do central seats, and Wandsworth (where I went today) does special VIP boxes at the back of the cinema with reclining seats, tables, individual volume controls and a private phone so you can order drinks from the bar.

Sadly, I had to sit in cattle class.

Had to sit in the economy seats in Kingston the other day - no leg room, no air con and a packed out cinema...Awful.

I didn't know about these VIP boxes though - that sounds amazing.

ultraspatial · Post by **ultraspatial** » Fri May 04, 2012 5:44 am

scattybeanhead wrote:they're doing loads of garage nights around where i live and i bet they'd play some good tunes, except the people that go to these nights are literally the scummiest fuckers ever. not sure if i can go to a night where the dress code is trackies and hoody...

but still, shady scummy fucks > swarms of 50s dad haircuts

murky21 · Post by **murky21** » Wed May 09, 2012 3:13 pm

man work is such a tough slog atm - people taking ages to do anything, doors getting insta-slammed shut - fuck this recession

(still grateful to have job, could be worse etc etc etc)

jameshk · Post by **jameshk** » Wed May 09, 2012 3:34 pm

murky21 wrote:man work is such a tough slog atm - people taking ages to do anything, doors getting insta-slammed shut - fuck this recession
(still grateful to have job, could be worse etc etc etc)

Door to door drugs sales? Break in through the windows and force them to buy... Even then if they dont you can rob them.

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Fri May 11, 2012 8:48 am

Too many people have discovered my secret parking palce so now i've had to start paying to go in the car park

wub · Post by **wub** » Fri May 11, 2012 9:03 am

Was short 5p in spare change so had to put my large latte from the canteen on my debit card.

ultraspatial · Post by **ultraspatial** » Sun May 13, 2012 7:05 pm

Just found a cd full of shitty dub with some reggae acapellas on top I did when I was about 14. So embarrassed...

sarajevo · Post by **sarajevo** » Sun May 13, 2012 7:21 pm

was cooking onion bhaji's, timer went off but they werent done enough.

went to smoke a zoot and forgot about themm now they've burnt and i've got nothing left for my tea so gotta eat anyway

wub · Post by **wub** » Sun May 13, 2012 7:27 pm

Can't decide what pizza to order.

NickUndercover · Post by **NickUndercover** » Sun May 13, 2012 7:29 pm

napoli

wub · Post by **wub** » Sun May 13, 2012 7:30 pm

I was thinking Dominos.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Mon May 14, 2012 9:49 am

The lurpak spreadable didn't spread straight from the fridge

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Mon May 14, 2012 9:52 am

I need to shit soooooo badly but the cleaning lady is busy in our bathroom

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Mon May 14, 2012 9:54 am

NilsFG wrote:I need to shit soooooo badly but the cleaning lady is busy in our bathroom

Dig a hole in the garden

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Mon May 14, 2012 9:57 am

NilsFG wrote:I need to shit soooooo badly but the cleaning lady is busy in our bathroom

You could always ask her to leave them room while you shit.
That would be the most sensible thing to do.
Or shit in a packet, walk up to her and say, "Here, do your job and clean."

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