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Post by elbe » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:24 pm

kidlogic wrote:granted, but you give it to me so I dont feel left out...

I wish i wasnt awake at 5:27am PST and about to be finishing my shift...
granted but you are doing a double shift

I wish I was at home playing GTAIV

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Post by kins83 » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:24 pm

Granted, but you are about to complete the first mission and your console explodes.

I wish that no more people would steal my fictional money.
Magma wrote: SNH is a genuinely necessary part of making sure I don't murder everyone in the building whilst muttering Flow Dan lyrics.
badger wrote:The panda's problem isn't man. The panda's problem is that it's utterly shit

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Post by elbe » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:25 pm

granted but you have no real money

I wish Kins would be quicker at this game

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Post by wub » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:26 pm

eLBe wrote:granted but you have no real money

I wish Kins would be quicker at this game
granted, but he's anally violating your mother to get his adrenalin levels up


I wish I was down the pub

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Post by kins83 » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:27 pm

Granted but it's a really rough pub and you get your head kicked in.

I wish I was faster at this game.
Magma wrote: SNH is a genuinely necessary part of making sure I don't murder everyone in the building whilst muttering Flow Dan lyrics.
badger wrote:The panda's problem isn't man. The panda's problem is that it's utterly shit

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Post by dr ddd » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:28 pm

kins83 wrote:Granted but it's a really rough pub and you get your head kicked in.

I wish I was faster at this game.
granted, but your fingers vaporise in the speed of your typing

i wish people didnt keep making me work for my pay so i missed out on wish corruptions
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Post by elbe » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:28 pm

*too slow*

granted, now you don't work or get payed

I wish i was payed more
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Post by kins83 » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:30 pm

dr ddd wrote: granted, but your fingers vaporise in the speed of your typing

i wish people didnt keep making me work for my pay so i missed out on wish corruptions
Granted but nobody is playing the game anymore.

I wish my fingers were made of stronger stuff.
Magma wrote: SNH is a genuinely necessary part of making sure I don't murder everyone in the building whilst muttering Flow Dan lyrics.
badger wrote:The panda's problem isn't man. The panda's problem is that it's utterly shit

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Post by elbe » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:31 pm

kins83 wrote:
dr ddd wrote: granted, but your fingers vaporise in the speed of your typing

i wish people didnt keep making me work for my pay so i missed out on wish corruptions
Granted but nobody is playing the game anymore.

I wish my fingers were made of stronger stuff.
granted but now you crush urself when wanking

I wish I got payed even more

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Post by kins83 » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:33 pm

Granted, but your job is now to give handjobs to strangers.

I wish I had the internet at home.
Magma wrote: SNH is a genuinely necessary part of making sure I don't murder everyone in the building whilst muttering Flow Dan lyrics.
badger wrote:The panda's problem isn't man. The panda's problem is that it's utterly shit

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Post by elbe » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:35 pm

kins83 wrote:Granted, but your job is now to give handjobs to strangers.

I wish I had the internet at home.
granted but all you can get is gay german porn

I wish I could get through to this bitch on the phone

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Post by kins83 » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:45 pm

Granted, you eventually do, and you find out it's your mum.

I wish I could think of more wishes.
Magma wrote: SNH is a genuinely necessary part of making sure I don't murder everyone in the building whilst muttering Flow Dan lyrics.
badger wrote:The panda's problem isn't man. The panda's problem is that it's utterly shit

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Post by bjackman » Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:32 pm

granted - but wishes like that get get you put in jail you scummy shit!

i wish i knew how it would feel to be free
i wish i could break all the chains holding me
i wish you could know how it feels to be me
la la laa something something ree dee ree

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Post by theevilgirl » Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:34 pm

bjackman wrote:granted - but wishes like that get get you put in jail you scummy shit!

i wish i knew how it would feel to be free
i wish i could break all the chains holding me
i wish you could know how it feels to be me
la la laa something something ree dee ree
granted....but your grammy goes to someone else.

i wish i didnt have this nasty sunburn

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Post by bjackman » Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:40 pm

granted but only as your skin has ceased to exist

i wish i could work sort out the compression on this snare

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Post by theevilgirl » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:18 pm

bjackman wrote:granted but only as your skin has ceased to exist

i wish i could work sort out the compression on this snare
granted...but the song sucks anyway.

i wish i was in europe

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Post by kamala » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:31 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote:
bjackman wrote:granted but only as your skin has ceased to exist

i wish i could work sort out the compression on this snare
granted...but the song sucks anyway.

i wish i was in europe
granted, but it's its a post-apocalyptic wasteland

i wish i were a better artist
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Post by sines » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:40 pm

Im wishin on the Cali trip here soo.

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Post by theevilgirl » Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:44 pm

kamala wrote:
granted, but it's its a post-apocalyptic wasteland

i wish i were a better artist
granted but you have no supplies
Sines wrote:
Im wishin on the Cali trip here soo.
granted but you FAIL for fuckin up the flow.

I wish i had something better to do.

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Post by kamala » Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:04 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote:
kamala wrote:
granted, but it's its a post-apocalyptic wasteland

i wish i were a better artist
granted but you have no supplies
Sines wrote:
Im wishin on the Cali trip here soo.
granted but you FAIL for fuckin up the flow.

I wish i had something better to do.
granted but it involves garden gnomes pantsing you

i wish i could make a glass explode with my mind
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