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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:24 pm
by elbe
kidlogic wrote:granted, but you give it to me so I dont feel left out...
I wish i wasnt awake at 5:27am PST and about to be finishing my shift...
granted but you are doing a double shift
I wish I was at home playing GTAIV
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:24 pm
by kins83
Granted, but you are about to complete the first mission and your console explodes.
I wish that no more people would steal my fictional money.
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:25 pm
by elbe
granted but you have no real money
I wish Kins would be quicker at this game
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:26 pm
by wub
eLBe wrote:granted but you have no real money
I wish Kins would be quicker at this game
granted, but he's anally violating your mother to get his adrenalin levels up
I wish I was down the pub
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:27 pm
by kins83
Granted but it's a really rough pub and you get your head kicked in.
I wish I was faster at this game.
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:28 pm
by dr ddd
kins83 wrote:Granted but it's a really rough pub and you get your head kicked in.
I wish I was faster at this game.
granted, but your fingers vaporise in the speed of your typing
i wish people didnt keep making me work for my pay so i missed out on wish corruptions
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:28 pm
by elbe
*too slow*
granted, now you don't work or get payed
I wish i was payed more
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:30 pm
by kins83
dr ddd wrote: granted, but your fingers vaporise in the speed of your typing
i wish people didnt keep making me work for my pay so i missed out on wish corruptions
Granted but nobody is playing the game anymore.
I wish my fingers were made of stronger stuff.
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:31 pm
by elbe
kins83 wrote:dr ddd wrote: granted, but your fingers vaporise in the speed of your typing
i wish people didnt keep making me work for my pay so i missed out on wish corruptions
Granted but nobody is playing the game anymore.
I wish my fingers were made of stronger stuff.
granted but now you crush urself when wanking
I wish I got payed even more
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:33 pm
by kins83
Granted, but your job is now to give handjobs to strangers.
I wish I had the internet at home.
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:35 pm
by elbe
kins83 wrote:Granted, but your job is now to give handjobs to strangers.
I wish I had the internet at home.
granted but all you can get is gay german porn
I wish I could get through to this bitch on the phone
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:45 pm
by kins83
Granted, you eventually do, and you find out it's your mum.
I wish I could think of more wishes.
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:32 pm
by bjackman
granted - but wishes like that get get you put in jail you scummy shit!
i wish i knew how it would feel to be free
i wish i could break all the chains holding me
i wish you could know how it feels to be me
la la laa something something ree dee ree
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:34 pm
by theevilgirl
bjackman wrote:granted - but wishes like that get get you put in jail you scummy shit!
i wish i knew how it would feel to be free
i wish i could break all the chains holding me
i wish you could know how it feels to be me
la la laa something something ree dee ree
granted....but your grammy goes to someone else.
i wish i didnt have this nasty sunburn
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:40 pm
by bjackman
granted but only as your skin has ceased to exist
i wish i could work sort out the compression on this snare
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:18 pm
by theevilgirl
bjackman wrote:granted but only as your skin has ceased to exist
i wish i could work sort out the compression on this snare
granted...but the song sucks anyway.
i wish i was in europe
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:31 pm
by kamala
TheEvilGirl wrote:bjackman wrote:granted but only as your skin has ceased to exist
i wish i could work sort out the compression on this snare
granted...but the song sucks anyway.
i wish i was in europe
granted, but it's its a post-apocalyptic wasteland
i wish i were a better artist
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:40 pm
by sines
Im wishin on the Cali trip here soo.
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:44 pm
by theevilgirl
kamala wrote:
granted, but it's its a post-apocalyptic wasteland
i wish i were a better artist
granted but you have no supplies
Sines wrote:
Im wishin on the Cali trip here soo.
granted but you FAIL for fuckin up the flow.
I wish i had something better to do.
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:04 pm
by kamala
TheEvilGirl wrote:kamala wrote:
granted, but it's its a post-apocalyptic wasteland
i wish i were a better artist
granted but you have no supplies
Sines wrote:
Im wishin on the Cali trip here soo.
granted but you FAIL for fuckin up the flow.
I wish i had something better to do.
granted but it involves garden gnomes pantsing you
i wish i could make a glass explode with my mind