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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:24 pm
by elbe
kidlogic wrote:granted, but you give it to me so I dont feel left out...

I wish i wasnt awake at 5:27am PST and about to be finishing my shift...
granted but you are doing a double shift

I wish I was at home playing GTAIV

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:24 pm
by kins83
Granted, but you are about to complete the first mission and your console explodes.

I wish that no more people would steal my fictional money.

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:25 pm
by elbe
granted but you have no real money

I wish Kins would be quicker at this game

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:26 pm
by wub
eLBe wrote:granted but you have no real money

I wish Kins would be quicker at this game
granted, but he's anally violating your mother to get his adrenalin levels up


I wish I was down the pub

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:27 pm
by kins83
Granted but it's a really rough pub and you get your head kicked in.

I wish I was faster at this game.

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:28 pm
by dr ddd
kins83 wrote:Granted but it's a really rough pub and you get your head kicked in.

I wish I was faster at this game.
granted, but your fingers vaporise in the speed of your typing

i wish people didnt keep making me work for my pay so i missed out on wish corruptions

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:28 pm
by elbe
*too slow*

granted, now you don't work or get payed

I wish i was payed more

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:30 pm
by kins83
dr ddd wrote: granted, but your fingers vaporise in the speed of your typing

i wish people didnt keep making me work for my pay so i missed out on wish corruptions
Granted but nobody is playing the game anymore.

I wish my fingers were made of stronger stuff.

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:31 pm
by elbe
kins83 wrote:
dr ddd wrote: granted, but your fingers vaporise in the speed of your typing

i wish people didnt keep making me work for my pay so i missed out on wish corruptions
Granted but nobody is playing the game anymore.

I wish my fingers were made of stronger stuff.
granted but now you crush urself when wanking

I wish I got payed even more

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:33 pm
by kins83
Granted, but your job is now to give handjobs to strangers.

I wish I had the internet at home.

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:35 pm
by elbe
kins83 wrote:Granted, but your job is now to give handjobs to strangers.

I wish I had the internet at home.
granted but all you can get is gay german porn

I wish I could get through to this bitch on the phone

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:45 pm
by kins83
Granted, you eventually do, and you find out it's your mum.

I wish I could think of more wishes.

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:32 pm
by bjackman
granted - but wishes like that get get you put in jail you scummy shit!

i wish i knew how it would feel to be free
i wish i could break all the chains holding me
i wish you could know how it feels to be me
la la laa something something ree dee ree

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:34 pm
by theevilgirl
bjackman wrote:granted - but wishes like that get get you put in jail you scummy shit!

i wish i knew how it would feel to be free
i wish i could break all the chains holding me
i wish you could know how it feels to be me
la la laa something something ree dee ree
granted....but your grammy goes to someone else.

i wish i didnt have this nasty sunburn

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:40 pm
by bjackman
granted but only as your skin has ceased to exist

i wish i could work sort out the compression on this snare

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:18 pm
by theevilgirl
bjackman wrote:granted but only as your skin has ceased to exist

i wish i could work sort out the compression on this snare
granted...but the song sucks anyway.

i wish i was in europe

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:31 pm
by kamala
TheEvilGirl wrote:
bjackman wrote:granted but only as your skin has ceased to exist

i wish i could work sort out the compression on this snare
granted...but the song sucks anyway.

i wish i was in europe
granted, but it's its a post-apocalyptic wasteland

i wish i were a better artist

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:40 pm
by sines
Im wishin on the Cali trip here soo.

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:44 pm
by theevilgirl
kamala wrote:
granted, but it's its a post-apocalyptic wasteland

i wish i were a better artist
granted but you have no supplies
Sines wrote:
Im wishin on the Cali trip here soo.
granted but you FAIL for fuckin up the flow.

I wish i had something better to do.

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:04 pm
by kamala
TheEvilGirl wrote:
kamala wrote:
granted, but it's its a post-apocalyptic wasteland

i wish i were a better artist
granted but you have no supplies
Sines wrote:
Im wishin on the Cali trip here soo.
granted but you FAIL for fuckin up the flow.

I wish i had something better to do.
granted but it involves garden gnomes pantsing you

i wish i could make a glass explode with my mind