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Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:28 pm
by wub
jameshk wrote:bennicassim
Oh yeah, got this too

Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:29 pm
by jameshk
you ready for a guetta terrorising?
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:29 pm
by JTMMusicuk
Have to wait until friday before i can afford to buy my decks..
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:36 pm
by wub
jameshk wrote:you ready for a guetta terrorising?
The missus still has a ban in place from me going anywhere near Guetta after I threatened to defecate in a bottle and launch it at him
I still think the headline "GUETTA STRUCK BY FAECAL PROJECTILE DURING FESTIVAL, KELLY ROWLAND LEFT TRAUMATISED" would be amazing
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:37 pm
by BaronVon
Can not decide whether to use the slow cooker, pressure cooker or the sous-vide to cook my rare breed Manx Loaghtan organic Mutton

Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:01 pm
by wormcode
wub wrote:The missus still has a ban in place from me going anywhere near Guetta after I threatened to defecate in a bottle and launch it at him
I still think the headline "GUETTA STRUCK BY FAECAL PROJECTILE DURING FESTIVAL, KELLY ROWLAND LEFT TRAUMATISED" would be amazing
Guetta spots wub in the crowd

Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:16 pm
by BonerJams04
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:44 pm
by Terpit
My indicators don't go in time with any songs on my iPod.. Tragedy
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:48 pm
by magma
Terpit wrote:My indicators don't go in time with any songs on my iPod.. Tragedy
Too quick or too slow?
Experiment with adding resistors to the circuit to bring it to exactly 140bpm*.
*this is the sort of thing I used to do when I had a car, no weed dealer and a lot of time on my hands.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:54 pm
by Terpit
It's almost right for 170bpm but not right enough.
Might get one of this portable mixing thingies so I can get the tracks at the right speed, however that's not really a worthwhile investment.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:57 pm
by wub
Terpit wrote:It's almost right for 170bpm but not right enough.
Might get one of this portable mixing thingies so I can get the tracks at the right speed, however that's not really a worthwhile investment.
Your indicators go at 170bpm? That must be bad for the bulbs.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:01 pm
by Terpit
Well most likely around 85, I use 170 coz that's what me decks say
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:48 pm
by Terpit
I don't know which porn site to use, life's hard
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:31 pm
by sigbowls
the good ones you have to pay for
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:42 pm
by wub
Have to submit a change of address and direct debit details to my share holding company so that my dividends are paid directly into my account moving forward, meaning
another form to be filled in

Re: First World Problems
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:15 pm
by Trifficspurs
Terpit wrote:I don't know which porn site to use, life's hard
XNXX

Re: First World Problems
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 12:56 am
by wubstep
capo ultra wrote:kidshuffle wrote:Yeah fuck air conditioning.
woke up with ultimate dry mouth this morning, does my head in.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 2:12 am
by skwiggo
joined a band - after the first practice guitarist breaks his arm. can't play for six weeks.
have to fill in a form online to get my tuition fees paid for free at university but cba filling it in
can't decide whether to spend my saved dough on a new cymbal or new kick pedal for mah drumkit.
car has bird shit all over it since i have to park it under a tree. too lazy to clean it.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 2:14 am
by capo ultra
wubstep wrote:capo ultra wrote:kidshuffle wrote:Yeah fuck air conditioning.
woke up with ultimate dry mouth this morning, does my head in.
hehe yea I know. It's a hard life.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 7:34 am
by wobbles
Shoelaces
Air conditioner is too loud
Shaving
Having to get haircuts
Having to fill car with fuel
Having to shower after physical activity
Having to open mouth to eat
Having to breathe
Blinking takes too long
Water is too wet