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granted but flying glass hurts!!

i wish i could draw in the first place, let alone improve it!

dubluke wrote:granted but flying glass hurts!!

i wish i could draw in the first place, let alone improve it!

Granted, but some bastard just ran by and cut off your hands!

I wish I could be as cool as shonky.

DJelements wrote:

dubluke wrote:granted but flying glass hurts!!

i wish i could draw in the first place, let alone improve it!

Granted, but some bastard just ran by and cut off your hands!

I wish I could be as cool as shonky.

granted but you're also old

i wish i hadn't eaten all those chocolate covered coffee beans

kamala wrote:

DJelements wrote:

dubluke wrote:granted but flying glass hurts!!

i wish i could draw in the first place, let alone improve it!

Granted, but some bastard just ran by and cut off your hands!

I wish I could be as cool as shonky.

granted but you're also old

i wish i hadn't eaten all those chocolate covered coffee beans

granted but you swapped the box with chocolate covered ants.

i wish i didnt have to hang out with old people today.

I didnt pay attention tho the thread title =/

*coughs*

TheEvilGirl wrote:i wish i didnt have to hang out with old people today.

Granted, those same old people know where the cocoons are hidden and wont tell you til you've eaten all their hard candy.



I wish I could conjure up milkshakes...

Granted, but I've mugged you GTA4 style and stolen your lovely, cold, oh so satisfying strawberry milkshake because I really wanted it.

I wish I had some ben n jerrys.. phish food please.

granted, but they taste like burnt arsehole.

I wish I had a remote control to control time and shit so i could fast forward through work like that pooey adam sandler movie

Granted but you can only fast forward in 100 year increments. So you die.

I wish I had something interesting to wish for.

thief wrote:Granted but you can only fast forward in 100 year increments. So you die.

I wish I had something interesting to wish for.

Granted-no matter what, a genie makes you act out the "Squeal Like a Pig" part of Deliverance to grant the wish


I wish I had soft new brushes

thief wrote:Granted but you can only fast forward in 100 year increments. So you die.

I wish I had something interesting to wish for.

Granted, but 'interesting' turns out to really mean "feltch", and you've just wished to have.. well, we all know how feltching works.

I wish my ben n jerrys tasted like regular, and not burnt, asshole.

Granted. But it actually is made out of burnt arsehole, and everybody knows that's a potent carcinogen.

I wish I could leap small buildings in a single bound.

thief wrote:Granted. But it actually is made out of burnt arsehole, and everybody knows that's a potent carcinogen.

I wish I could leap small buildings in a single bound.

Granted---every small building is topped with sharp pointy antennae


I wish I could sleep for 8 hours

Granted, but if you sleep for even a minute over, you wake up with Ron Jeremy teabagging you.

I wish I didn't have OCD.

Granted, but you wake up with some mild sheet-wrinkle marking on your face from sleeping face down with no pillow.

I wish I could travel by dog team and sled.

edit: too slow

felixGash wrote:Granted, but if you sleep for even a minute over, you wake up with Ron Jeremy teabagging you.

I wish I didn't have OCD.

granted but you can no longer count anything, and your house is filled with cake crumbs and you never do laundry

i wish i had a cure for my sunburn

thief wrote:Granted, but you wake up with some mild sheet-wrinkle marking on your face from sleeping face down with no pillow.

I wish I could travel by dog team and sled.

edit: too slow

granted but the dogs are chihuahuas and you go no where...

my wish still stands ^^^^

Granted, but the cure is to graft a thick layer of pigskin, complete with coarse black hair, over your entire body.

I wish I could go to the movies for the afternoon instead of being at work.

granted, but the cure involves a skin transplant. the operation takes days, and is ultimately a sucess, but the skin doner was a midget bobsled team, so you have noses coming out of your back, and since they were multinational, you look like a human patchwork quilt of terror.

i wish that the next person would corrupt my wish.