Irritating shit on facebook

[Maccaveli]

This whole page...
http://www.facebook.com/JesusDaily

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One day, Lefax asked his mom
what sex was.

"Tonight, go into your sister's
room, hide behind the curtain,
and watch what she and her
boyfriend do.

The following morning, Lefax's
mom asked what happened.
Lefax explained "well at first, they
were just kinda talking and
laughing, but after a while they
started kissing and hugging,
Sister got a fever, cuz she said
she was feeling hot.
So sister's boyfriend put his hand
under her shirt to find her heart,
just like the doctor would.

Except he's not so smart because
both of them got sick and they
started panting and getting all out
of breath.
His other hand must have been
cold because he put it under her
skirt.
About this time sis got worse and
began to moan and sigh, and
squirm around and slide to the
end of her bed. then i finally
found out what was making them
sick - a big eel had gotten inside
her boyfriend's pants somehow.

It just jumped out of his pants
and stood there, about 15 cm
long! anyways he grapped it in
one hand to keep it from getting
away.

When sis saw it, she got really
scared - her eyes got big, and her
mouth fell open, and she started
calling to God and stuff like that.
She said it was the biggest one
she had ever seen, I should tell
her about the ones by the lake,
anyway sis got brave and tried to
kill the eel by biting its head off.

All of a sudden she grabbed it
with both hands and tried to keep
it from biting again.
Sis lay back and spread her legs
so she could get a scissor-lock on
it, and the boyfriend helped by
lying on top of the eel.

The eel put on a heck of a fight.

Sis started moaning and
squealing and her boyfriend
almost upset the couch. I guess
they wanted to kill the eel by
squishing it between them.
After a while, they both stopped
moving and gave a great sigh.
Her boyfriend got up, and sure
enough they had killed the eel!
I knew because it just hung there
and also because some of its
insides were dripping out.
Sis and her boyfriend were a little
tired from the battle, but they
went back to the bed anyway!

He started hugging and kissing
her again! by golly, the eel wasn't
dead! It jumped straight up and
started to fight again.
I guess eels are like cats-they
have nine lives or something like
that. this time, sis jumped up and
tried to kill it by sitting on it.

After a 35 minute struggle they
finally killed the eel. I knew it was
dead because I saw sis boyfriend
peel it's skin off and flush it down
the toilet!"

Lefax's mom fainted

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[JBoy]

Thats some scary shit wub.

[wub]

Thats some scary shit wub.

[JBoy]

Oh god no, nice regimMENTAL tattoo though lol.

[PinUp]

men should never have nipple slip issues, ever!

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Brock Obama
8 hours ago
Today in a class of about 50 people, the girl next to me cut a loud fart.

The teacher was like, "Holy fucking shit everyone get the fuck out now."

And that's how class got canceled.
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Also, just found this;




Seriously. WTF.

[particle-jim]

lol that really tickled me

[Reese_Liar]

Most of the pictures you posted were this close to giving me brain cancer, but this one just made up for it all

[NilsFG]

Most of the pictures you posted were this close to giving me brain cancer, but this one just made up for it all

I love those pictures

[Today]

Thats some scary shit wub.

what the hell happened to his top of his forehead at the hairline

[Reese_Liar]

he ran out of self-tanning lotion is my guess

[chekov]

i am le troll xD

[JBoy]

What the fuck is wrong with people?

[hugh]

What the fuck is wrong with people?

What am I missing here???

[chekov]

What the fuck is wrong with people?

What am I missing here???

stupid bitch doesn't like cancer

[JBoy]

asking for likes doesnt affect anyone who has cancer or help cure it lol

[skell1ngton777]

What the fuck is wrong with people?

What am I missing here???

stupid bitch doesn't like cancer

yo dass racisst..