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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:38 am
by theevilgirl
thief wrote:Granted, but the cure is to graft a thick layer of pigskin, complete with coarse black hair, over your entire body.
I wish I could go to the movies for the afternoon instead of being at work.
Granted but its a marathon of Barney movies
Misk wrote:granted, but the cure involves a skin transplant. the operation takes days, and is ultimately a sucess, but the skin doner was a midget bobsled team, so you have noses coming out of your back, and since they were multinational, you look like a human patchwork quilt of terror.
i wish that the next person would corrupt my wish.
granted but there is no actual wish to corrupt so...i hex you with a drolling problem.
i wish i had a crepe with nutella
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:51 am
by misk
TheEvilGirl wrote:thief wrote:Granted, but the cure is to graft a thick layer of pigskin, complete with coarse black hair, over your entire body.
I wish I could go to the movies for the afternoon instead of being at work.
Granted but its a marathon of Barney movies
Misk wrote:granted, but the cure involves a skin transplant. the operation takes days, and is ultimately a sucess, but the skin doner was a midget bobsled team, so you have noses coming out of your back, and since they were multinational, you look like a human patchwork quilt of terror.
i wish that the next person would corrupt my wish.
granted but there is no actual wish to corrupt so...i hex you with a drolling problem.
i wish i had a crepe with nutella
granted, but you take a bite just to realize that its not nutella, its shit.
I wish TheEvilGirl had a crepe with nutella.
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:53 am
by bellybelle
TheEvilGirl wrote:granted but there is no actual wish to corrupt so...i hex you with a drolling problem.
i wish i had a crepe with nutella
granted the nutella is spiced with SARS boogers
I wish all my friends weren't havin' babies
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:55 am
by misk
bellybelle wrote:TheEvilGirl wrote:granted but there is no actual wish to corrupt so...i hex you with a drolling problem.
i wish i had a crepe with nutella
granted the nutella is spiced with SARS boogers
I wish all my friends weren't havin' babies
granted, but instead they're having puppies.
i wish TheEvilGirl had a crepe with nutella.
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:56 am
by thief
Granted, but the crepe is actually made out of elbow skin. Your elbow skin.
I wish I had an uncorruptable wish.
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:03 am
by bellybelle
thief wrote:Granted, but the crepe is actually made out of elbow skin. Your elbow skin.
I wish I had an uncorruptable wish.
Granted---but was misinterpreted to be "corrugated" and now you have a whole bunch of cardboard you can't use
I wish i never had to pee again
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:06 am
by misk
granted, but instead you vomit up all your waste.
I wish TheEvilGirl had a crepe with nutella.
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:19 am
by dr ddd
granted, unfortunately she's allergic to nuts
i wish i knew what it felt like to be inside a bassline
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:21 am
by bellybelle
granted, it actually feels like being inside a wet noodle
I wish I had a cool superstar name
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:21 am
by theevilgirl
dr ddd wrote:granted, unfortunately she's allergic to nuts
i wish i knew what it felt like to be inside a bassline
granted, but your head would explode.
i wish i had a crepe with nutella
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:21 am
by kamala
dr ddd wrote:granted, unfortunately she's allergic to nuts
i wish i knew what it felt like to be inside a bassline
granted but its a happy hardcore bassline 
edit: dayum i'm slow
TheEvilGirl wrote:
i wish i had a crepe with nutella
granted, but you're on the roof of one high skyrise building and it's on the roof of one directly opposite of you across a busy free way
i wish i weren't depressed
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:27 am
by misk
kamala wrote:dr ddd wrote:granted, unfortunately she's allergic to nuts
i wish i knew what it felt like to be inside a bassline
granted but its a happy hardcore bassline
edit: dayum i'm slow
TheEvilGirl wrote:
i wish i had a crepe with nutella
granted, but you're on the roof of one high skyrise building and it's on the roof of one directly opposite of you across a busy free way
i wish i weren't depressed
granted, but instead your constantly
impressed. It gets very tiring being impressed all the time, and sadly your easy to take advantage of, and someone swindles you of all your money.
i wish TheEvilGirl had a crepe with nutella.
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:27 am
by bellybelle
kamala wrote:i wish i weren't depressed [/color]
granted but being so happy all the time gives your cheeks the worst ache from always smiling
I wish puppies had a flavor
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:34 am
by kamala
bellybelle wrote:kamala wrote:i wish i weren't depressed [/color]
granted but being so happy all the time gives your cheeks the worst ache from always smiling
I wish puppies had a flavor
granted but theyre PUPPY flavor !!!
i wish for all the wishes in the world
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:36 am
by theevilgirl
kamala wrote:bellybelle wrote:kamala wrote:i wish i weren't depressed [/color]
granted but being so happy all the time gives your cheeks the worst ache from always smiling
I wish puppies had a flavor
granted but theyre PUPPY flavor !!!
i wish for all the wishes in the world
granted but they are all the same wish you just wished for
i wish i had a crepe with nutella
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:51 am
by thief
Granted, but it's full of Polonium 210.
I wish TheEvilGirl would stop wishing for a crepe with nutella.
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:26 am
by kidlogic
granted, but now you cant stop wishing for a crepe with nutella... and getting one with marmite
I wish I had a crepe with nutella
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:27 am
by wub
kidlogic wrote:granted, but now you cant stop wishing for a crepe with nutella... and getting one with marmite
I wish I had a crepe with nutella
granted, but instead of nutella it's actually nutty shit
I wish it was the end of the day already
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:33 am
by kidlogic
granted, but you just got moved to the overnight shift, so now work is just starting for you...
I wish I didnt work the overnight shift
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:36 am
by wub
kidlogic wrote:granted, but you just got moved to the overnight shift, so now work is just starting for you...
I wish I didnt work the overnight shift
granted, but instead you have to clean out septic tanks during the day whilst it's warm
I wish my vending machines at work gave out a greater selection of hot drinks