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Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:31 pm
by DZA
DanRev wrote:Having 7.50 to my name, and not being able to just get a few tins and go round my mates house because he's ill. Cant go pub, cant go west end, cant slum it, cant do nothing.
masterbation is your friend
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:03 pm
by spooKs
sposed to be finally gettin paid for the first time today from my part time job, my ONLY supplement to my meagre student income.
They emailed me this afternoon:
"Due to some problems with pay roll this month, Personnel have been unable to process your payroll sheets for this month so it will roll forward to April 27th"
...
WHAT THE FUCK!?
No Cooly G/Brackles/Mak 10/Thinking for me tonight then

100% skint, no joke...
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:23 pm
by elbe
Being so damn busy at work that I have not been able to enjoy having my boss go home early!
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:28 pm
by dr ddd
im currently offering my services as a boss/manager/anyone who's a bit irritating assassin elbe - please see rate update in the happy thread

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:50 pm
by somejerk
going back to work after being gone for almost 5 days.
being confused about how i feel about certain things.
needing to get lunch but being paralyzed by indecision.
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:17 pm
by elbe
dr ddd wrote:im currently offering my services as a boss/manager/anyone who's a bit irritating assassin elbe - please see rate update in the happy thread

what's a suitable amount? I could probably stretch to 6? and if you can make sure I get his job after his demise I would throw in a couple of Cadburys caramel eggs too.
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:08 am
by magma
Retard housemates playing *dull as shit* hard house music at 1 in the morning.
Yes, well done, it's got a loud kickdrum and not much else. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:19 pm
by deepfiend
Enjoying a jazz cigarette when the police show up to inspect my neighbors house that was recently broken into.
Had to hide in my shed for like 20 mins. Needless to say, i don't like spiders.
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:25 pm
by elbe
deepfiend wrote:
Had to hide in my shed for like 20 mins. Needless to say, i don't like spiders.
you didn't need to say this.
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:30 pm
by limb
been off from work, been suspended on full pay for some shit, but I'm wasting my time off, on the fucking internet clicking on shit, I'm trying to write a new book but today I've done one page and a half which is lousy, and I know when I'm back at work, which will probably be in about two days, unless I get fired, I won't have the chance do any of the good shit that I'm too lazy to do at the moment, the only thing of worth I've seen today is:
http://www.vimeo.com/1121272
beauty is the promise of happiness by Jon Yeo, must have watched it four times now.
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:45 am
by gwa
Mother dearest getting me 200 Coronas (Cigarillos..

) when I asked for 200 Camel Blues.
Thus coughing up blood this morning.
I have a awful blister on my foot too.
I also had nightmares from watching a conspiracy theory about UFO's.
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:20 am
by spire
learning that some records i missed out on shot way up in price. boooo.
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:20 pm
by drksteppa
bluecross has pissed me off today. such poor customer service. they don't even stand on top of what they claim. 12-24 visits per year all paid for and they take it away. bluecross disgusts me. lame fuckers
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 1:07 am
by ST100
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:27 am
by grimesceneinvestigation
as usual,
being talked to in French.
I work in a place/area that is supposed to be Dutch speaking in Belgium, but near Brussels so you'll never know if the person in front of you on the bus speaks Dutch or French.
At work when I bring orders to a client,
half of the stnuc arrange the paper side of the work with the officer guys in Dutch, and then start talking in French to me.
because I'm not white and "look" French speaking, even though as far as I can remember I've always talked Dutch at school and in public...
fucking assholes with their prejudges
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:51 am
by deamonds
deepfiend is a jazz cigarette a zoot?
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:59 am
by kins83
deamonds wrote:deepfiend is a jazz cigarette a zoot?
Pretty sure jazz cigarette = zoot, yeah.
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:03 am
by dr ddd
does that make jazz hands = mandy

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:20 am
by magma
deamonds wrote:deepfiend is a jazz cigarette

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:16 pm
by did
deepfiend wrote:Enjoying a jazz cigarette when the police show up to inspect my neighbors house that was recently broken into.
Had to hide in my shed for like 20 mins. Needless to say, i don't like spiders.
sure they cant do shit if its in your own home?