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Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:39 pm**

Jubscarz wrote:
kins83 wrote:It was cold this morning. Too damn cold. And I still don't have a scraper!
Little tip but don't tell another soul ok? Pour some hot water into a glass, poor said water over windows, works a treat and no energetic scraping - GUARANTEED.

Jubz, you genius. Although isn't it a bit dodgy pouring hot water over cold glass? I'd have thought there was a risk of shattering...

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:39 pm**

im having a shit morning.
my ex came over to drop off my cat and when he left I started crying. I then remembered what one of my friends said 'let it out' so I decided to scream at the top of my lungs ' no i am not ok you son of a bitch.' Well that went well until all the alcohol I drank last night in order to stay warm decided to come back up. Yes, I puked and it suckedd. It broke my heart to see him go.

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:40 pm**

is that george bush in that mask shambles? he has weapons of mass destruction AND robs banks

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:41 pm**

kins83 wrote:
Jubscarz wrote:
kins83 wrote:It was cold this morning. Too damn cold. And I still don't have a scraper!
Little tip but don't tell another soul ok? Pour some hot water into a glass, poor said water over windows, works a treat and no energetic scraping - GUARANTEED.
Jubz, you genius. Although isn't it a bit dodgy pouring hot water over cold glass? I'd have thought there was a risk of shattering...

Sorry I misled you slightly, I had exactly the same thought this morning so I mixed in some cold water to make it just warm-ish, my talents are many

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Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:41 pm**

Sorry to hear that Miss B.

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:42 pm**

yea lol, that will definately smash your windscreen, could use kettle water for a real display

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:43 pm**

kins83 wrote:Sorry to hear that Miss B.

thank you boo. but I wouldn't have it any other way though, this is making my skin thicker. Plus I have my cat Ling Ling now...so hopefully time takes care of the rest.

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:48 pm**

deamonds wrote:yea lol, that will definately smash your windscreen, could use kettle water for a real display

aww Miss B, that's no fun- but you've definitely cleansed your system. Like an ex exorcism

Hope things work out for you

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:50 pm**

ling ling...

......sorry but ling ling...

i am sorry to hear about you & your b/f miss brass, hope you are kushdy...

you should have run upstairs, called him back to the house & threw up on his head...yum

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:52 pm**

deamonds wrote:yea lol, that will definately smash your windscreen, could use kettle water for a real display

see edit.

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:55 pm**

Jubscarz wrote:
deamonds wrote:yea lol, that will definately smash your windscreen, could use kettle water for a real display
see edit.

or, about 30 minutes b4 you leave, take your spare key, put it in ignition, turn window heaters on...if its an old car...then lock the car with the other key, with the keys still in it, 30 minutes later, hey prestillian

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:57 pm**

deamonds wrote:
Jubscarz wrote:
deamonds wrote:yea lol, that will definately smash your windscreen, could use kettle water for a real display
see edit.
or, about 30 minutes b4 you leave, take your spare key, put it in ignition, turn window heaters on...if its an old car...then lock the car with the other key, with the keys still in it, 30 minutes later, hey prestillian, flat battery/shortedfuse/burnt out old car!!!

fixed

, good chance the windows may not be shattered tho

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:02 pm**

or just buy a scaprre for 99p, get out the house 2mins earlier and scrape the damn windows your lazy fukin selves.

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:02 pm**

dr ddd wrote: aww Miss B, that's no fun- but you've definitely cleansed your system. Like an ex exorcism Hope things work out for you

hahahaha I cleansed my system out in a couple of ways... It made me feel a bit better to scream all that shit out loud and the mcdonalds and gin is gone from my stomach.

deamonds wrote:ling ling... ......sorry but ling ling...

i am sorry to hear about you & your b/f miss brass, hope you are kushdy...

you should have run upstairs, called him back to the house & threw up on his head...yum

are you h8n on my cats name miss?
and I wish I had.....I got down last night though so when I threw up that shit was no joke.

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:04 pm**

Well it worked fine this morning with luke warm water when I was half an hour late . *sulk*

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:04 pm**

eLBe wrote:or just buy a scaprre for 99p, get out the house 2mins earlier and scrape the damn windows your lazy fukin selves.

i want a scaprre - sounds like a character out of he-man... i retract this desire if it is a strange form of genital disease (however cheap it is)

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:05 pm**

eLBe wrote:buy a scaprre

Or learn how to spell you lazy bastard.

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:10 pm**

dr ddd wrote:is that george bush in that mask shambles? he has weapons of mass destruction AND robs banks

of course!

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:11 pm**

Expenses claims can suck balls too.

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:12 pm**

wiki wrote:
scaprre:- A small bird from Iceland that is perfectly adapted to scraping the ice of car windows to get at the squashed bu reamains below.

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